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(Message started by: alienspacebabe on Aug 13^th, 2006, 11:17pm)

Title: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 13^th, 2006, 11:17pm

Setting: Six Flags Hurricane Harbor

Voluptuous woman (me) in an X-back swimsuit

Both parts of the X decided to come undone while I was cruising down the river in my inner tube.

Still hoping there wasn't too much of a show....

X gets fixed by handy daughter who was, fortunately, close enough to help. (appears that this help was sufficiently overseen by two male lifeguards and three very obnoxious teenage boys)

Later, X gets ornery again and decides to break one of its strap hooks completely. Creative decision made to unhook the other and tie them together.

Ending:
Lifeguards either thrilled or horrified by the show.
Voluptuous woman quite happy that wardrobe malfunction was north of the border rather than south.

Disclaimer:
No mammary glands were ~~shown~~ harmed in the making of this story.
Lifeguards, both male and female, appeared to retain their sight.

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by ShadowLord on Aug 13^th, 2006, 11:19pm

Ohh... To be a teenage boy again... Or a lifeguard... Ahhh the visions...

PFDAN................................................ ShadowLrd

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Jimi on Aug 14^th, 2006, 12:23am

pics

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Aug 14^th, 2006, 1:34am

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/zwibbs11/5WorldRe.jpg

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Paul98 on Aug 14^th, 2006, 6:08am

Awww Zwibbs, did ya have to go and do that? Now I have to gouge out both eyes with a dull spoon. It just ruins my day when I have to do that. LOL [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by BarbaraD on Aug 14^th, 2006, 6:42am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] :-*

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by pattik on Aug 14^th, 2006, 7:53am

[smiley=girlflash.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Thanks for giving me a smile this morning, Lizzy.

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Fredmyyster on Aug 14^th, 2006, 7:54am

Well after seeing that pic, so much for breakfast. Glad im more a leg man....

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 14^th, 2006, 8:18am

:o :o :o ::) ::)

Hope you applied sunscreen in the "appropriate" places.

Thanks for the laugh, Lizzie!

Sandy

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Mattrf on Aug 14^th, 2006, 11:14am

OMG!!!!!!

I think they heard me down the hall cracking up.

Matt

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by cootie on Aug 14^th, 2006, 11:58am

Well you should of gotten a more even tan that way.....no strap marks for you Pam

Good grief I could wear ona them boobs in that pic for a body suit........I have friends that used to have hot tub parties and I never went to any of them when I found out they all sat around naked. (I'd of felt like a midget in a circus act)

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by JeffB on Aug 14^th, 2006, 1:01pm

Too funny spacebabe! ;;D

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by LadyLuv on Aug 14^th, 2006, 2:08pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

That's what makes this family so special... We can cry together, we can laugh together and WE CAN LAUGH AT YA!

LL

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Teresa on Aug 14^th, 2006, 2:12pm

Note from handy daughter:

handy daughter appeared to notice first malfuntion before victim...perhaps first malfunction planned for male lifegaurds?

;) ;) ;) :o

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Jimi on Aug 14^th, 2006, 2:16pm

Lizzie? Sabotaging her own suit? No way. :P Good luck this semester Teresa. :)

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Sandy_C on Aug 14^th, 2006, 5:44pm

on 08/14/06 at 14:12:44, Teresa wrote:

Note from handy daughter:

handy daughter appeared to notice first malfuntion before victim...perhaps first malfunction planned for male lifegaurds?

;) ;) ;) :o

Uh, uh! Watch out Lizzie! She's got your number! ;;D ;;D

Sandy

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by Teresa on Aug 14^th, 2006, 10:38pm

on 08/14/06 at 01:34:13, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/zwibbs11/5WorldRe.jpg

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! MY VIRGIN EYES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

(Mom's not THAT saggy.......yet....)

The sad part.....the fact that I know.

[smiley=girlflash.gif]

Teresa :o

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by alienspacebabe on Aug 14^th, 2006, 10:46pm

perhaps handy daughter should rethink her posts unless she wants to carry her futon all the way back to Madison?

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by cootie on Aug 14^th, 2006, 10:53pm

Speakin of malfunctioning........I have a jack russle that has learned to jump up and grab the end of my shorts and tug hard........she did that several times when I had on sweats type low rise shorts with a draw string.......she has successfully yanked them down to about my knees several times when I was in the runs cleaning.......we had company twice when she did it and thank gawd no one was looking at the time. Full moon over Ohio Pam

She tried to yank my shirt off today and bit me instead......sumone needs to learn sum manners. Maybe I will take her inner tubeing........ 8)

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by georgej on Aug 15^th, 2006, 12:35am

Re: zwibb/Scott's bathing beauty (not copying it, since I've seen enough, thank you) :o

She could sure use some tatts, I'm thinking. I have some ideas, but I probably won't share them.

Saw a woman with a large tatt of a Harley on her chest once. The hubs and spokes were strategically located. It was a bumpy Harley.

Didn't get to admire it for any length of time, because she was under arrest, and couldn't stay around long.

Long story.

Best,

George

Title: Re: Wardrobe malfunction x2
Post by ShadowLord on Aug 15^th, 2006, 1:53am

Me thinks I need to visit Hurricane Harbor...

PFDAN............................................... ShadowLrd