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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Aug 2^nd, 2006, 4:53pm)

Title: No Sex since 1955.......
Post by BarbaraD on Aug 2^nd, 2006, 4:53pm

No Sex Since 1955

A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala
event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There
was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies
in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant
Major for conversation.

"Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very
serious man. Is something bothering you?"

"Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."

"The young lady looked at his awards and decorations
and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action."

"Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a
conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up
a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."

The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious
manner.

Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you
don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last
time you had sex?"

"1955, ma'am."

"Well, there you are.. You really need to chill out and
quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex
since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a
private room where she proceeded to "relax" him
several times.

Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his
bare chest and said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much
since 1955!"

The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his
matter-of-fact voice, "I hope not, it's only 2130 now."

(Don' t you love military time?!)

Title: Re: No Sex since 1955.......
Post by LeLimey on Aug 2^nd, 2006, 4:54pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] I love it Barb!

Title: Re: No Sex since 1955.......
Post by LadyLuv on Aug 2^nd, 2006, 5:09pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=thumb.gif] Barb I love it..

Lady Luv

Title: Re: No Sex since 1955.......
Post by alchemy on Aug 2^nd, 2006, 5:17pm

whew I feel better. when I saw the title I thought man I don't know if I'd admit that [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: No Sex since 1955.......
Post by kevinpix on Aug 2^nd, 2006, 6:43pm

That was so funny, I sent it to my older brother, he's an ex-Army soldier. Thanks for the laugh! Where's Atlanta, Texas? Never heard of it!! Kevin pix!!!