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(Message started by: Paul98 on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:12pm)

Title: What is...
Post by Paul98 on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:12pm
The most bizzar explaination you have ever heard for the reason we get cluster headaches?

The best one I ever heard was geographic orientation i.e. N, S, E, W of the bed we sleep upon.  

What's the most bizar one you have heard?

-P.

Title: Re: What is...
Post by kissmyglass on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:19pm
Not too bizzare (howdoyou spell bizarre anyway?) but one Doc told me it was all in my head & if I stopped thinking about it it would disappear. I walked out & never returned.

Kev

Title: Re: What is...
Post by andrewjb on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:20pm
before i was diagnosed i used to think"it was ALL the [bad] things i had done".i had a strange up bringing. this site,the canidian and british site have helped chang my views.a harty thankyou to all.andrew.

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Paul98 on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:21pm

on 07/26/06 at 22:19:07, kissmyglass wrote:
Not too bizzare (howdoyou spell bizarre anyway?) but one Doc told me it was all in my head & if I stopped thinking about it it would disappear. I walked out & never returned.

Kev


Nevr sed my speln wuz good.   ;;D

I had a Dr. tell me the same thing once.  Look under my Homer head. :D

-P.

Title: Re: What is...
Post by CHTom on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:26pm

on 07/26/06 at 22:12:50, Paul98 wrote:
The most bizzar explaination you have ever heard for the reason we get cluster headaches?

The best one I ever heard was geographic orientation i.e. N, S, E, W of the bed we sleep upon.  

What's the most bizar one you have heard?

-P.

There are a number of people in Germany who believe that "Erdstrallungen", or "earth rays" influence our health, behavior, etc.  People will call in one of these so called "experts" and they will determine where to place a bed, etc. so that the bad "earth rays" don't effect us-and this in a modern country in the 21st century!  Got to love those Germans!

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Sean_C on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:32pm
I once had a doc say it was because I had a guilty conchince and wanted to know if I did anything wrong lately................... :-/

Sean..................................

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Jonny on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:35pm
I always thought that as soon as you delete a "Bingerboo" from the board you get an email from this prick....what a HA!!!

From: Cardogman1@aol.com
Date: 07/26/06 22:15:11
To: jonnymule@attbi.com; jonnymule@comcast.net
Subject: (no subject)
     

Got you this time tatooed freak. Your new troll wasn't me. But then again I was never a troll.


To bad bro you lost this time. Better luck next time Miami Ink.

If only your good buddies knew you were wrong.


Haven't been on that site in a long long time. But I have my people watching out for me.

How does it feel to be  loser without CH.

Anyone remember our shit head?

Edit to add: Haven't been on that site in a long long time.

Really.....could have fooled us......LMMFAO


Title: Re: What is...
Post by kissmyglass on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:39pm
Better be careful Jonny...his people are watching out for him...ROTFLMAO

Title: Re: What is...
Post by tanner on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:39pm
 Damn Paul, how bizarre is it that I have tried the head orientation thing, as well as living at sea level, above 9500 ft in the mountains, moving back and forth across the country to try different air qualities, desert air, extreme humidity, city life, way way out country life, living on boats, 3 months of total seclusion in the beautiful uninhabited Kings Canyon Park.

 Not bizarre at all ! I have spent the better part of 20 years and all my money trying to run away from this bitch and if someone comes up with another idea I will probably try that too. Yeah I have even tried many of the snake oil ,voodoo/hoodoo crap.

 Oddly enough I have even tried traditional American medical methods. Now that IS bizarre!!

 What are ya gonna do.... I refuse to accept that this is all there is for the rest of my days.

 Still searching.....Tim

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Sean_C on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:40pm

on 07/26/06 at 22:35:18, Jonny wrote:
Haven't been on that site in a long long time. But I have my people watching out for me.


I love that part ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;;D

SSHHHHHHHHHH they're in here too LMAO ;;D

[smiley=curtain.gif]

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Jonny on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:47pm

on 07/26/06 at 22:35:18, Jonny wrote:
Haven't been on that site in a long long time. But I have my people watching out for me.


Yo, Purp.....I hope your seeing the guy that you backed to the hilt for what he is!!!!

YOU were WRONG.....Sister!!!!

Title: Re: What is...
Post by tanner on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:59pm


 Sorry, Paul I seem to have missed the gist of your post and answered with how weird I am :-[.

 Most bizarre reason... I felt guilty about Vietnam or maybe sympathy pain because my Dad was paralyzed in an accident.

 Both theories came from the same shrink at one of the better known "Headache Clinics"..... ::).....Tim

Title: Re: What is...
Post by ClusterChuck on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:40pm
I had to answer this one!  My dear darling mother gave me the reason for my headaches.  She used to be a hairdresser, before she retired, and had her own shop for many years.

She told me one time, that if I cut my hair (as most of you know, it is SLIGHTLY long) and quit going around naked, my headaches would stop!  (She and my Dad were TOTALLY disgusted with me going to nudist colonies!  And to make it worst, I "dragged" my wife and kids there too!)

So, If we all keep our hair cut short, and never went around naked, we would all be cured!

Let me see ... naked vs headaches ... naked vs headaches ... NAKED vs headaches ... Sorry Mom (I am sure she is looking down on me), guess I am gonna continue to have headaches!

Naked Chuck

Title: Re: What is...
Post by ShariRae on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:44pm
Mine was that I was a teeneager searching for attention because my parents got divorced and that I needed to face reality & "stop wasting doctors very precious time" That was the actual diagnosis from a neuro....freekin prick (pardon me)

Much Love
Shari

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Paul98 on Jul 27th, 2006, 5:48am

on 07/26/06 at 23:40:30, ClusterChuck wrote:
I had to answer this one!  My dear darling mother gave me the reason for my headaches.  She used to be a hairdresser, before she retired, and had her own shop for many years.

She told me one time, that if I cut my hair (as most of you know, it is SLIGHTLY long) and quit going around naked, my headaches would stop!  (She and my Dad were TOTALLY disgusted with me going to nudist colonies!  And to make it worst, I "dragged" my wife and kids there too!)

So, If we all keep our hair cut short, and never went around naked, we would all be cured!

Let me see ... naked vs headaches ... naked vs headaches ... NAKED vs headaches ... Sorry Mom (I am sure she is looking down on me), guess I am gonna continue to have headaches!

Naked Chuck


Chuck-

Everybody knows that flesh is the devils playground ;;D

I was born nekkid, guess that explains the H/A's.  I'm such a heathen!

-P.

Title: Re: What is...
Post by chewy on Jul 27th, 2006, 6:08am

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Title: Re: What is...
Post by Summerbabe on Jul 27th, 2006, 9:18am
:D Who the hell is that Chewy? Jonny's friend.... [smiley=crackup.gif] haaahaa you guys kill me...oh my gosh...I cant even look at that pic again...LMFAO [smiley=crackup.gif].reagrding CH, I was told stress, and Sean, that doctor is a moron !!! I wanna knock him out for that.. [smiley=hewey.gif]. What an ass!! Where did he practice , DUMBASS, MD University..?

Title: Re: What is...
Post by thomas on Jul 27th, 2006, 9:22am
Does anybody have a link to that crazy assed story back on the old board that talked about the origin of CH, it had something to do with sex and a whole crazy sequence of events?

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Summerbabe on Jul 27th, 2006, 9:25am
Sex? What about it and CH?  :D Now I wanna know too..

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Dragnlance on Jul 27th, 2006, 9:40am
I was told I got them from not using sunglasses, as I was outside almost all day

In case you are wondering, ...         sunglasses didn't work [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

dragn

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Carl_D on Jul 27th, 2006, 3:38pm
I was told they were caused by smoking. Then it was sinuses. Then, it was the amount of daylight being received.

WHAT A FARCE!!!

Everybody knows that Cluster Headaches ar caused by Micro-Miniature Cuban-born Chinese Circus Midgets who crawl into your nostril thus plugging it up, then they party wildly near the Trigeminal nerve while singing Scottish folk songs and flatulating.
This discovery was made years ago when I woke up to a micro miniature Budweiser truck pulling up to my pillow and a couple of the buggers ran out of my ear to pick up a keg.

I suspect they do most of thier partying to country music, and that is what is TRULY causing the pain.

It could happen!
Carl D

Title: Re: What is...
Post by john_d on Jul 27th, 2006, 4:50pm

on 07/26/06 at 22:35:18, Jonny wrote:
I always thought that as soon as you delete a "Bingerboo" from the board you get an email from this prick....what a HA!!!

From: Cardogman1@aol.com
Date: 07/26/06 22:15:11
To: jonnymule@attbi.com; jonnymule@comcast.net
Subject: (no subject)


that guy is unreal   ::)  

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Tom K on Jul 27th, 2006, 4:58pm

on 07/27/06 at 15:38:36, Carl_D wrote:
I was told they were caused by smoking. Then it was sinuses. Then, it was the amount of daylight being received.

WHAT A FARCE!!!

Everybody knows that Cluster Headaches ar caused by Micro-Miniature Cuban-born Chinese Circus Midgets who crawl into your nostril thus plugging it up, then they party wildly near the Trigeminal nerve while singing Scottish folk songs and flatulating.
This discovery was made years ago when I woke up to a micro miniature Budweiser truck pulling up to my pillow and a couple of the buggers ran out of my ear to pick up a keg.

I suspect they do most of thier partying to country music, and that is what is TRULY causing the pain.

It could happen!
Carl D


I thought I was dreaming that...holy crap!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: What is...
Post by LadyLuv on Jul 27th, 2006, 5:58pm
My headaches were diagnosed as Spinal Headaches by the first doctor, and he treated me with nerve blocks. But my mother had another answer, according to my mother, my headaches are because I started drinking and smoking before I had children????

But I like Carl_D's "circus midgets" theory best... I'm sure that's what happened to me..

LL

Title: Re: What is...
Post by Yorky on Jul 28th, 2006, 2:02am
i was once told...my face was sinking..or my immagination.....i suppose he was right in saying it is all in my head(when diagnosed the doc politely sked me to find out about ch ,so that i could educate him on ch)
which basically meant i would hear of a drug.....he would just give me it...ps.the letter helped educate,him and his very ignorant staff!



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