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(Message started by: alchemy on Jul 25th, 2006, 11:42am)
Title: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 25th, 2006, 11:42am
So I go out for a dip in the pool this morning, and I look out and see my coyotes coming back but they're acting weird. I scrambled out of the pool and grabbed the camera to get better shots than earlier this morning and the coyotes are scrambling trying to hide and up comes the association inspector and there's me by my fence naked with a camera in my hands. All I could do was say morning he just looks at me so I ask him how my paint job is coming on the house and he just says dude your naked I gotta go. I know I'm getting a nasty association letter now. oops
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Mattrf on Jul 25th, 2006, 11:46am
Oh man I would have loved to see the look on that guys face!
Thanks for the good laugh, I needed it, so did the coyote run faster when they saw you naked?
[smiley=laugh.gif]Matt
Title: Re: Caught
Post by JeffB on Jul 25th, 2006, 11:46am
I really don't know what to say on this one! LMAO
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Melissa on Jul 25th, 2006, 12:15pm
ROTFLMAO!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

PICS!!!! ;;D
Title: Re: Caught
Post by fmsam on Jul 25th, 2006, 12:20pm
maybe you could of given him the camera and asked if he'd take your pic  ::)

then we could have all seen your white bits   [smiley=laugh.gif]

Rick
Title: Re: Caught
Post by chewy on Jul 25th, 2006, 12:44pm
Coyotes are probably laughing their asses off.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Donna_D. on Jul 25th, 2006, 1:08pm
http://i7.tinypic.com/20zr2h3.jpg



[smiley=laugh.gif]


DD
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Langa on Jul 25th, 2006, 1:18pm
LMAO!  Yeesh…
I was caught coming out of the pool nekkid one time, then I heard some music and decided to dance – I looked like a wet bird jiggling all over the place.  When I saw I was being watched I damn near killed myself jumping back in that pool.  :-/

Know the feeliln,
Langa
Title: Re: Caught
Post by cootie on Jul 25th, 2006, 1:20pm
Too bad you didn't have your toilet brush in the other hand......priceless scrubbing bubbles Pam

Coyottes are BAD.......they have gotten brave enuff to steal pets and even kids when the game is about eaten up........I hate coyottes !!
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Summerbabe on Jul 26th, 2006, 9:36am
Carfeul Jimmy...they sound like they are getting too close to you.. :o.be careful..and put some clothes on , you exhibitionist You!!!
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Mattrf on Jul 26th, 2006, 10:28am
The neighbors are probably more scared of the naked guy then the coyotes.
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Matt
Title: Re: Caught
Post by georgej on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:16am
I've heard of "Women Who Run with the Wolves", but not "Naked White Guys Who Run with the Coyotes".

"Women Who Run with the Wolves", the book, had great sales and was on the bestseller list for a long time.

If you're thinking of writing "Naked White Guys Who Run with the Coyotes", though, I don't think you'd enjoy the same market share.  It doesn't have quite the same appeal.

(Big Kudos on the Wile E. Coyote cartoon, Donna.  Cracked me up.)

Regards,

George
Title: Re: Caught
Post by ShadowLord on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:23am
How about "Dances with Coyotes"?  It could be a hit... Market it as a sequel to "Dances with Wolves"... You could prolly even get a movie deal out of it... Kevin Costner seems plenty desperate for werk these days...

PFDAN.............................................................................. ShadowLord
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:30am
Do you really want to see Kevin Costner naked?
Title: Re: Caught
Post by ShadowLord on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:32am
Please... I've seen "Dances with Wolves" so I'm already scarred for life...

PFDAN.................................................................. ShadowLord
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 11:34am
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 12:21pm
did they come back today?  More importantly, did they bring their popcorn and their lawn chairs?  

Because, if they did - you might have a serious problem.  Voyeur coyotes.  I hope they're female?  If not, it's a compound problem.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 12:35pm
They were out there for a little while. I was dressed today though but couldn't resist [smiley=guyflash.gif] ;;D
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Paul98 on Jul 26th, 2006, 12:43pm

on 07/26/06 at 11:23:55, ShadowLord wrote:
How about "Dances Nekkedwith Coyotes"?  It could be a hit... Market it as a sequel to "Dances with Wolves"... You could prolly even get a movie deal out of it... Kevin Costner seems plenty desperate for werk these days...

PFDAN.............................................................................. ShadowLord


That's better

-P.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by LadyLuv on Jul 26th, 2006, 12:56pm
Don't you have laws out there about Cruelty to Animals?
Showing your naked butt scared the hello out of those poor animals...
             :-[              

           
Seriously; Please be carefull - Coyotes can do a lot of damage..

Luv & Hugs
LadyLuv...  

         
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 12:57pm

on 07/26/06 at 12:35:56, alchemy wrote:
They were out there for a little while. I was dressed today though but couldn't resist [smiley=guyflash.gif] ;;D


well, did they ask for their money back?  Kind of ripped them off, didn't ya?  
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Melissa on Jul 26th, 2006, 1:06pm
PICS!!!  I WANT PROOF!!!! ;;D


on 07/26/06 at 11:30:02, alchemy wrote:
Do you really want to see Kevin Costner naked?

YES!!!!!!
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 1:10pm

on 07/26/06 at 13:06:15, Melissa wrote:
YES!!!!!!


oh phew!  I'm glad I'm not the only one who answered the Kevin Costner question that way.  I just did so silently in my head though.  I'm not as brave as Mel.  ;)  LOL
Title: Re: Caught
Post by thomas on Jul 26th, 2006, 1:21pm

on 07/25/06 at 11:42:46, alchemy wrote:
So I go out for a dip in the pool this morning, and I look out and see my coyotes coming back but they're acting weird. I scrambled out of the pool and grabbed the camera to get better shots than earlier this morning and the coyotes are scrambling trying to hide and up comes the association inspector and there's me by my fence naked with a camera in my hands. All I could do was say morning he just looks at me so I ask him how my paint job is coming on the house and he just says dude your naked I gotta go. I know I'm getting a nasty association letter now. oops


You're better than TV. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 1:24pm

on 07/26/06 at 12:57:03, Margi wrote:
well, did they ask for their money back?  Kind of ripped them off, didn't ya?  


not to sound cocky ::) but since this happened they have been bringing me their kills. So far I have received 4 jackrabbits and 2 roadrunners  ;;D
Title: Re: Caught
Post by georgej on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:13pm

on 07/26/06 at 13:24:24, alchemy wrote:
not to sound cocky ::) but since this happened they have been bringing me their kills. So far I have received 4 jackrabbits and 2 roadrunners  ;;D


LMAO!  PMP!
[smiley=laugh.gif]

George
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:17pm

on 07/26/06 at 13:24:24, alchemy wrote:
not to sound cocky ::) but since this happened they have been bringing me their kills. So far I have received 4 jackrabbits and 2 roadrunners  ;;D


Well, hopefully this is a sign that they ARE paying homage to you.  I just hope it isn't a sign that they want to make a trade for your....uh...sausage. (Or cocktail weenie, as the case may be).
Title: Re: Caught
Post by rickyshot on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:18pm
I am glad one coyote got a hold of the roadrunner.

ROTFLMAO at this thread.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:22pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:18:40, rickyshot wrote:
I am glad one coyote got a hold of the roadrunner.



Oh YEAH!  Good point, Ricky!  Doesn't that go against the laws of nature?  Does Hanna Barbera know about this?  
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Melissa on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:23pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:17:27, Margi wrote:
Well, hopefully this is a sign that they ARE paying homage to you.  I just hope it isn't a sign that they want to make a trade for your....uh...sausage. (Or cocktail weenie, as the case may be).

MARGI!!!  You couldn't say YES outloud, but you can say SAUSAGE & WEENIE??? :o

Oh my stars and garters!!

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Yorky on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:25pm
bleep,bleep.....was a acme camera,ha,ha
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Jasmyn on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:25pm
[smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif][smiley=crackup.gif]

O, my goodness gracious, well at least you are famous now and have a following, no more hunting for your own food... king of your jungle [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:32pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:23:39, Melissa wrote:
MARGI!!!  You couldn't say YES outloud, but you can say SAUSAGE & WEENIE??? :o

Oh my stars and garters!!

[smiley=laugh.gif]


hush, Mel....I was hoping that would slip in under the radar.  At least I didn't say "weiner".  That word gets Broomie all excited.  So...shhh, k?

;)
 
Title: Re: Caught
Post by TxBasslady on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:33pm
[smiley=smokin.gif]

LMAO.....and the pics   [smiley=huh.gif]  Where are they. huh [smiley=huh.gif]

Just thought you'd like that little smokin' thingey...LMFAO

Love ya,

Jean
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:37pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:17:27, Margi wrote:
Well, hopefully this is a sign that they ARE paying homage to you.  I just hope it isn't a sign that they want to make a trade for your....uh...sausage. (Or cocktail weenie, as the case may be).


[smiley=laugh.gif] Margi your a riot, WRONG, but a riot thanks for the laugh
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:39pm
wrong?  ok, i gave you two scenarios there..... which one is wrong?  

LOL  sorry.  just ignore me.  I haven't had a smoke in FORTY-SIX days.  I can't be held accountable for my actions.  

oh and then Jean has to go and post a PICTURE of a smoke. THanks a lot, Jean.  Sheesh!  

Think I might rip my patch off, roll it up and smoke IT today.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:40pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:33:50, TxBasslady wrote:
[smiley=smokin.gif]

LMAO.....and the pics   [smiley=huh.gif]  Where are they. huh [smiley=huh.gif]

Just thought you'd like that little smokin' thingey...LMFAO

Love ya,

Jean


The pics are going to be a wile in coming. the coyotes (female) have asked for posters for their dens.

love ya too,Jean
Title: Re: Caught
Post by TxBasslady on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:46pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:39:40, Margi wrote:
Think I might rip my patch off, roll it up and smoke IT today.


LMAO.....ok....is this cause I posted the smokin' dude  [smiley=huh.gif], or cause of the visions Jim has left in our minds  [smiley=huh.gif] [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif]

Oh my...I wish I hada been there   [smiley=moonwiggle.gif]

Jean
Title: Re: Caught
Post by broomhilda on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:47pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:32:09, Margi wrote:
hush, Mel....I was hoping that would slip in under the radar.  At least I didn't say "weiner".  That word gets Broomie all excited.  So...shhh, k?

;)
 

[smiley=curtain.gif]weiner, did someone say weiner? ;;D

LMFAO, you are all killing me!
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:48pm
LOL Jean - yeah, a lil of both, ok?
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 2:48pm
BROOMIE!!

See, Mel?  Told ya.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Melissa on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:02pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:48:40, Margi wrote:
BROOMIE!!

See, Mel?  Told ya.

OOPS[smiley=oops.gif]!!!
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Sandy_C on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:15pm
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Haven't read a funnier thread in such a long time!  Just can't get the picture out of my head of you standing there butt nekkid, with a pack of drooling female coyotes staring at you, and a guy in a long black overcoat looking over the fence at you, glancing back and forth between you and the lady coyotes wondering.....WTF is this perv doin in my neighborhood!

You must have impressed those pretty little coyotettes cuz they be bringing you presents   [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

The screen name alchemy is to be no longer....I now dub thee Wile E.  

Oh, and by the by - Kevin Costner nekkid?  OH YEAH!

Sandy
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:18pm
Yeah I was just out painting and a male coyote came over and pissed on my fence and flipped me off.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by broomhilda on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:20pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by TxBasslady on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:22pm

on 07/26/06 at 15:18:48, alchemy wrote:
Yeah I was just out painting and a male coyote came over and pissed on my fence and flipped me off.



LMFAO..... [smiley=smokin.gif]

J
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:35pm
No wonder, sheesh!  His girls have all come home and they probably haven't shut up about you.  

Was he humming the Eagles 'New Kid in Town' by any chance?

'there's a new kid in town....
I don't wanna hear it....aaaaahOOOOOOOH'

great.  now I gave MYSELF an ear worm.   ::)
Title: Re: Caught
Post by TxBasslady on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:45pm

on 07/26/06 at 15:35:51, Margi wrote:
Was he humming the Eagles 'New Kid in Town' by any chance?
'there's a new kid in town....
I don't wanna hear it....aaaaahOOOOOOOH'

great.  now I gave MYSELF an ear worm.   ::)


Oh my...LMAO...just too funny    [smiley=bag.gif]

J
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Donna_D. on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:46pm
Why does this keep going through my head??


http://i7.tinypic.com/212dcpf.jpg http://i7.tinypic.com/212dfdv.gif


Look at that white boy dance!!






;;D


DD
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Margi on Jul 26th, 2006, 3:51pm
game, set, match to DONNA!!

LMFAO!!!
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 26th, 2006, 4:06pm
OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMMFAO
Title: Re: Caught
Post by TxBasslady on Jul 26th, 2006, 4:52pm
Damn..that's the most fun I had in a couple weeks..

Thanks for sharing, Jim    :-*

Jean
Title: Re: Caught
Post by cootie on Jul 26th, 2006, 6:14pm
Look closely to see if you recongnize any of the 'girls'......beer can make the ugliest bitch look good Pam  8)
Title: Re: Caught
Post by rickyshot on Jul 26th, 2006, 6:36pm

on 07/26/06 at 14:22:23, Margi wrote:
Oh YEAH!  Good point, Ricky!  Doesn't that go against the laws of nature?  Does Hanna Barbera know about this?  

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

This is the funniest thread I have seen since the captions. I am dying here.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by rickyshot on Jul 26th, 2006, 6:38pm
Can someone find and upload the pic of Wiley E coyote finally catching the roadrunner. He has him by the throat and says to him Beep BEEP yurass. That would cap my day. And while we are at it, I wished to God that Sylvester would finally get that damn Tweety Bird too.
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Bethany1 on Jul 26th, 2006, 7:12pm
you should have said in your best australian accent..

the dingo ate my clothes
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Sean_C on Jul 26th, 2006, 9:39pm

on 07/25/06 at 11:42:46, alchemy wrote:
All I could do was say morning he just looks at me so I ask him how my paint job is coming on the house and he just says dude your naked I gotta go.


ROTFLMMFAO  [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by nani on Jul 27th, 2006, 11:50am
OMG!!! I am ROTFLMAO!!!   [smiley=laugh.gif]
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
[smiley=bow.gif]   [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 27th, 2006, 12:28pm
The word has spread amonst the animals                                                                                                                                                                                                           http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/zwibbs11/winston.jpg                                                              
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Carl_D on Jul 27th, 2006, 3:09pm
This thread alone has set me back in therapy at least 5 months.

;;D
Title: Re: Caught
Post by sandie99 on Jul 27th, 2006, 3:16pm

on 07/27/06 at 15:09:06, Carl_D wrote:
This thread alone has set me back in therapy at least 5 months.

Carl, how come?

Chey, this thread is the best! I've laughing so hard that I nearly fell from my chair! [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Thanks for the funny lines, guys! This is such a great place for comedy... ;;D

Sanna
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Carl_D on Jul 27th, 2006, 3:26pm

on 07/27/06 at 15:16:23, sandie99 wrote:
Carl, how come?


Those poor poor cyotes!  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by sandie99 on Jul 27th, 2006, 3:28pm
Just checking. Thanks, Carl.... ;;D
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 27th, 2006, 4:23pm

on 07/27/06 at 15:26:08, Carl_D wrote:
Those poor poor cyotes!  [smiley=laugh.gif]


they didn't seem to mind. thet were back today ;;D
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Ghost on Jul 27th, 2006, 4:37pm
Hope fully not to brag to there friends"see mine is bigger!" [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) :o

Mike
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Donna_D. on Jul 27th, 2006, 4:43pm

on 07/27/06 at 16:23:33, alchemy wrote:
they didn't seem to mind. thet were back today ;;D



http://i7.tinypic.com/214uwpf.jpg

Wonder what they came back for??   ::)


DD
Title: Re: Caught
Post by deltadarlin on Jul 27th, 2006, 10:44pm

on 07/27/06 at 16:43:10, Donna_D. wrote:



http://i7.tinypic.com/214uwpf.jpg

Wonder what they came back for??   ::)


DD



Maybe they're just looking for an appetizer, vienna sausages anyone?
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 27th, 2006, 10:48pm
Now thats just hitting below the belt!!!!!!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by georgej on Jul 27th, 2006, 10:54pm

on 07/27/06 at 16:43:10, Donna_D. wrote:



http://i7.tinypic.com/214uwpf.jpg

Wonder what they came back for??   ::)


DD


Great pic, Donna, but I think you should have made the weiners smaller.  

George
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 27th, 2006, 10:59pm
Hey now, wait just a doggone minute here. george I hear your hung like a bull humming bird ;;D
so there nanana :P
Title: Re: Caught
Post by Racer1_NC on Jul 27th, 2006, 11:05pm

on 07/27/06 at 22:54:31, georgej wrote:
Great pic, Donna, but I think you should have made the weiners smaller.  

George


I dunno if I'd be messin with anyone crazy enough to flash both coyotes and the home owner's association all in the same day.

B
Title: Re: Caught[quote author=alchemy link=board=general
Post by georgej on Jul 27th, 2006, 11:07pm

on 07/27/06 at 22:59:42, alchemy wrote:
Hey now, wait just a doggone minute here. george I hear your hung like a bull humming bird ;;D
so there nanana :P


Have you ever SEEN a bull hummingbird?  How do you think they get nectar out of those deep, tube-shaped flowers?
[smiley=laugh.gif]

(This could get ugly.)

George
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 27th, 2006, 11:14pm

on 07/27/06 at 23:05:34, Racer1_NC wrote:
I dunno if I'd be messin with anyone crazy enough to flash both coyotes and the home owner's association all in the same day.

B


Exactly, that was just before noon. I have a stack of paper declaring I'm crazy.

George lets not get ugly I'm nuts over you [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Caught
Post by LeLimey on Jul 28th, 2006, 3:45am
Jim my darling you are nuttier than squirrel shit but we love you anyway, I have tears running down my face here, my friend Michelle has had to look to see what I'm peeing myself cackling over and she is sat back in the armchair wheezing "he ain't right" and holding herself laughing
Pretty much sums up our little town of Clusterville don't ya think?!
Title: Re: Caught
Post by alchemy on Jul 28th, 2006, 6:31am
Helen you kill me with your sayings!!
nuttier than squirel shit  LMFAO
Title: Re: Caught
Post by JenniferD on Jul 28th, 2006, 7:50am

on 07/26/06 at 12:21:50, Margi wrote:
did they come back today?  More importantly, did they bring their popcorn and their lawn chairs?  



LOL!!!


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