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(Message started by: chewy on Jul 20th, 2006, 1:49pm)
Title: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by chewy on Jul 20th, 2006, 1:49pm

 
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk
if you love Jesus" bumper sticker.

I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a
thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the
sticker and put it on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about
the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd
never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus.  Why, while I was sitting there, the
nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and
screamed, "for the love of God, GO! GO!"   What an exuberant
cheerleader he was for the Lord..

Everyone started honking!  I just leaned out of my window and started waving and
smiling at all these loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love.  There must have been a
man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny
beach.

I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in
the air.  When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he
said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him
the good luck sign back.

My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious
experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got
out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I
noticed the light had changed.

So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light
changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the
love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave
them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.


                               
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by BobG on Jul 20th, 2006, 1:54pm
I think there's a ceiling tile with your name on it.
;;D
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by BarbaraD on Jul 20th, 2006, 2:39pm
That one was totally priceless.... [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Hugs BD
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Ghost on Jul 20th, 2006, 3:04pm
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Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by alchemy on Jul 20th, 2006, 3:07pm
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Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Charlotte on Jul 20th, 2006, 3:10pm
I'm so glad you made it through the light without sharing the love up close & personal.  I would miss ya.

Charlotte
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by cootie on Jul 20th, 2006, 4:19pm
Good thing the bumper sticker didn't say HONK if ya want me...........conceed'd ass kickin Pam

I went to a campout event this weekend....sum lady kept rantin and ravein about my hair and stuff......her husband was kinda quiet but this lady just went on and on. It was the drunken hour anyhow. Then she asked the husband what he thought......(good grief)......he stared at me a few minutes the "YELLED".......'do you believe in Jesus'........all I could say was "NO" cuz I was NOT goin to get into a conversation about religion !!!! I mean.....like......what the hell is up with people like that......were standin there watchin a band with a bunch of other people and that is the only thing this guy can think of to say to a women ? Would he of acted different if I said YES ? I'd of turned him into a beer if I had the power cuz mine was empty Pam

(I found that rather ODD.......esp at a nice campout party like that)
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Melissa on Jul 20th, 2006, 4:23pm

on 07/20/06 at 16:19:22, cootie wrote:
I'd of turned him into a beer if I had the power cuz mine was empty Pam

rotflmao Pam [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by chewy on Jul 20th, 2006, 4:50pm

Quote:
I think there's a ceiling tile with your name on it.


ROFLMMFAO!

My boss is sending me to Freemont Street in the very near future. Be prepared.
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 20th, 2006, 5:06pm
Maybe you can help me with this----The reason why you  brought the only Son of God into this was ???????????? I don't get it !
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Bethany1 on Jul 20th, 2006, 7:12pm
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Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Jonny on Jul 20th, 2006, 7:25pm

on 07/20/06 at 17:06:44, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Maybe you can help me with this----The reason why you  brought the only Son of God into this was ???????????? I don't get it !


http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/smilies/Props/munch.gif............http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/images/smilies/Angry/devil2.gif
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by andrewjb on Jul 20th, 2006, 7:33pm
[smiley=sayyes.gif]. [smiley=finger.gif]as a contented hawian would say.andrew
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 20th, 2006, 7:38pm
Good luck my brother   [smiley=finger.gif]

LOL
B$
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by rickyshot on Jul 20th, 2006, 7:40pm
Don you gotta ask yourself where am I going and why am I in this handbasket ;;D
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by chewy on Jul 20th, 2006, 8:20pm

Quote:
I don't get it !


Yeah. We know.


Quote:
The reason why you  brought the only Son of God into this was ????????????


Because He didn't have a daughter?
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by MorePower on Jul 21st, 2006, 12:10am

on 07/20/06 at 17:06:44, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Maybe you can help me with this----The reason why you  brought the only Son of God into this was ???????????? I don't get it !


Just look who posted it, that should tell you enough...
Just pray for him.
As the lord said, forgive him as he does not know
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Summerbabe on Jul 21st, 2006, 12:15am
[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] AAAAHHH Chewy, you kill me...thats freakin great , oh jesus, sorry...aahhh still LOL ,  [smiley=laugh.gif] Summer..
Title: Re: Honk if you are Jesus !!
Post by dennisoc on Jul 21st, 2006, 12:34am
dear damned Masticater

Thee lowrud juheesus has a fragyle ego handa no sense of humah!

Theya for...he shall smat thee from on ha.

den
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Charlie on Jul 21st, 2006, 3:57am
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Charlie
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by chewy on Jul 21st, 2006, 7:09am

Quote:
Don you gotta ask yourself where am I going


To gas up?

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Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Kirk on Jul 21st, 2006, 7:27am
Been awhile since I heard that one. Trying to remember if I thought it was funny.  [smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by JeffB on Jul 21st, 2006, 11:20am
Damn it,

I gotta work and you guys are cracking me up, I spit coffee all over my desk with all that honking stuff....too funny!
"please help me god and baby jesus" [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by chewy on Jul 21st, 2006, 2:30pm

Quote:
I spit coffee all over my desk


You honked! Praise be!
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by LadyLuv on Jul 21st, 2006, 5:16pm
Okay Chewy... now you've gone and done it...

I was laughing so loud that people came out of their office to see what was going on and I had to switch screens.

Hawaiian Good Luck 2 U 2 Brudder...
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 21st, 2006, 5:36pm

on 07/20/06 at 20:20:10, chewy wrote:
Yeah. We know.


Because He didn't have a daughter?

                                                                                                                                                                                     Why don't you flash a picture of yourself---so we know we're not talking to someone who isn't already on the board----Dare ya babe!!!!  
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by Karla on Jul 21st, 2006, 6:02pm
Beep Beep!! ;;D
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by tanner on Jul 21st, 2006, 6:18pm

on 07/21/06 at 18:02:55, Karla wrote:
Beep Beep!! ;;D


AMEN !

Love ya Scott....I don't think offense was intended but if it was it is definitely not worth your time!

BTW; do you have internet in your truck?

See ya in Richmond!....na don't think we will wait that long!

.....Tim
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by chewy on Jul 21st, 2006, 8:11pm

Quote:
Why don't you flash a picture of yourself---so we know we're not talking to someone who isn't already on the board----Dare ya babe!


WTF?? LMAO Why you calling me babe? ROFL

Bad news for ya Zwibby. Know who sent me that joke ?

A very close friend of mine. Hes a devout Christian and the  minister of a South Carolina Church.
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 22nd, 2006, 7:20am

on 07/21/06 at 18:18:37, tanner wrote:
AMEN !

Love ya Scott....I don't think offense was intended but if it was it is definitely not worth your time!

BTW; do you have internet in your truck?

See ya in Richmond!....na don't think we will wait that long!

.....Tim

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    Have a Blackberry or whatever the heck it's called--my fingers are too fat to deal with it, so I really just use it for the phone only.
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by ShadowLord on Jul 22nd, 2006, 7:46am

on 07/20/06 at 17:06:44, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
Maybe you can help me with this----The reason why you  brought the only Son of God into this was ???????????? I don't get it !

Who said anything about the son of god?  I thought the joke was about my Puerto Rican neighbor.

PFDAN.................................................................. ShadowLord
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by chewy on Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:34pm

Quote:
I thought the joke was about my Puerto Rican neighbor.


Now thats funny. If I were your neighbor I would definitely have that sticker on my car.


Quote:
I don't think offense was intended


It wasn't. Some people just sit around looking for reasons to be offended just for the sake of it.
Title: Re: Honk if you Love Jesus !!
Post by BobG on Jul 22nd, 2006, 12:57pm
I think Jesus had a sense of humor. He had to have considering all the goofy people his Dad put on this earth.


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