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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Jul 10^th, 2006, 2:38pm)

Title: Question ?
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 10^th, 2006, 2:38pm

In the world of business ....what does a momback do ?

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by imnotbub on Jul 10^th, 2006, 2:43pm

1. Frenigon, HoDeDo and Momback

a list of people who you would rather remain anonymous, or a direct reference to bullshit in general.

Last nite, I went out partyin' with Frenigon, HoDeDo & Momback...we all did the Mojo, the Turkey and the Grind, and left our ho's asses nine steps behind!

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by JeffB on Jul 10^th, 2006, 4:55pm

How about "Bofus"
Ladies at the photographers.
1st lady: He said he has to to focus
2nd lady: Bofus?

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by Richr8 on Jul 10^th, 2006, 6:47pm

on 07/10/06 at 14:38:14, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

In the world of business ....what does a momback do ?

From the trucking industry. When a truck is required to back up in a blind situation, a spotter is required to stand behind the vehicle and say, "momback." ;;D

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by Cathi04 on Jul 10^th, 2006, 11:05pm

Zwibby......
My answer is....

beatzellouttame! ;;D

Now that that's settled..........
tell me, please?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood??
HMMMMM???????????????????

Cathi

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by ShadowLord on Jul 10^th, 2006, 11:14pm

Dammit Cathi.... Ya stole tomorrow's question... Now I have to come up with something else... :P

PFDAN.......................................................................... ShadowLord

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 10^th, 2006, 11:16pm

on 07/10/06 at 18:47:32, Richr8 wrote:

From the trucking industry. When a truck is required to back up in a blind situation, a spotter is required to stand behind the vehicle and say, "momback." ;;D

LOL

Oh, thats so fucking funny. [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jul 10^th, 2006, 11:17pm

on 07/10/06 at 23:14:58, ShadowLord wrote:

Dammit Cathi.... Ya stole tomorrow's question... Now I have to come up with something else... :P

PFDAN.......................................................................... ShadowLord

Hey, wait a minute. How about:
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

And since my wife is out of the room:
If a woman says something and nobody hears her, is she still wrong?

;;D
B$

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by Cathi04 on Jul 11^th, 2006, 12:19am

Umm, nope, B...the woman is M-smarter! Always.just ask me! ;;D(just puhleez, dont ask Gil)!!

Hey, B, when do you have time to meet for coffee or sumpin.we missed your party on Sat, coz the birthday boy was not done celebrating! We didnt make it home till nearly 3 am on Sat night. LOL.. not bad for old folk!

Cathi

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 11^th, 2006, 1:19am

on 07/10/06 at 18:47:32, Richr8 wrote:

From the trucking industry. When a truck is required to back up in a blind situation, a spotter is required to stand behind the vehicle and say, "momback." ;;D

Good Job Richard !!!! That is the correct answer---From Woody Allen's Movie---" Small Time Crooks."

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 11^th, 2006, 1:29am

on 07/10/06 at 23:05:38, Cathi04 wrote:

The answer is NONE, as Woodchucks don't chuck wood. Beavers do .

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by georgej on Jul 11^th, 2006, 1:59am

on 07/10/06 at 23:05:38, Cathi04 wrote:

Now that that's settled..........
tell me, please?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck
could chuck wood??
HMMMMM???????????????????

Cathi

One and one-half cords per woodchuck/hour.

Prove me wrong.
:)

George

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by Charlie on Jul 11^th, 2006, 10:33am

Quote:

Good Job Richard !!!! That is the correct answer---From Woody Allen's Movie---" Small Time Crooks."

Saw that for the first time yesterday. Woody Allen in shorts. Egad! Cute little movie though.

Yuz guys are real ~~fart smellers~~. http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/taunt.gif?SSImageQuality=Full smart fellers.

Charlie

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by Gena on Jul 11^th, 2006, 1:30pm

on 07/11/06 at 01:29:45, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

The answer is NONE, as Woodchucks don't chuck wood. Beavers do .

Actually I think the answer is:

As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Title: Re: Question ?
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jul 11^th, 2006, 2:22pm

on 07/11/06 at 13:30:53, Gena wrote:

Actually I think the answer is:

As much wood as a woodchuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Gena--The key phrase is " If a Woodchuck COULD Chuck Wood." Everytime I see these fat creatures they're munching on someone's lettuce leaves. We also have rabbits on my street, and they are brutal on veegetable gardens. I grow tomatoes, basil , rosemary , and Italian Parsley. The only problem I have is with the tomatoes when they are getting red. The Racoons love them !