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Title: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by ShadowLord on Jul 10th, 2006, 12:54am You meet the person of your dreams... You fall in love, get married, have passionate, loving, caring sex, and maybe even have a couple of kids. The person is your perfect mate. Then you find out you were a subject in a horrible experiment, and was cloned as an infant. This clone was altered to change it's appearance, and possibly gender, so as to be unrecognisable and adopted by a family in a different part of the country to test what effects environment has on the development of a person. Unfortuneately, you find out that this clone is now your spouse. Question #1: Was the sex incest or masturbation? Question #2: Considering no one else knows about the experiment except you and the scientists... What do you do about your relationship? Question #3: Still considering that no one knows about it, do you tell your spouse, knowing that you have no proof of the experiment? PFDAN.......................................................... ShadowLord |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Dissident on Jul 10th, 2006, 1:00am #1 - Incestual Masturbation. #2 - Nothing...it's all good! #3 - NO...Why f*ck up a good thing ;;D |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by kcopelin on Jul 10th, 2006, 1:15am Uh, Shadow, that was one of the absolutely strangest scenarios I've ever read. Hmmm, I can only respond with this: A scientist, overworked to the point of exhaustion, finally clones himself. The results are outstanding-he and his clone get twice the work done-there are no personality conflicts....the only problem is the clone constantly utters obscenities. Scientist overlooks this little defect, as he's getting twice the work done-finally he is able to take a vacation. He takes his clone to the Grand Canyon-standing at the north rim-he calls out "Hello" and enjoys the echo. His clone steps forward and lets loose with a string of obscentities. The scientist has had enough and he pushes the clone over the edge. Just then a police man arrives and arrests the scientist. He insists that no crime was committed-it was a clone not a human. The police informs him that he is not being arrested for murder, he is being arrested for .... making an obscene clone fall. Kathy |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Dissident on Jul 10th, 2006, 1:21am [smiley=crackup.gif] That was funny! |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Mrs Deej on Jul 10th, 2006, 2:13am Where the f*%k do you come up with this stuff. You have way too much time on your hands... ;) Here's a question...does the universe go on forever or does it just stop like a brick wall? ...just curious ;;D |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Dissident on Jul 10th, 2006, 2:22am From red and blue shifts, scientist theorize that the universe is expanding (and has been since the Big Bang) but it may be slowing down. It may even get to a point where it stops, then collapses on itself. Then, in all probability, a Big Bang will occur again. Our universe is 14 billion years old as opposed to the earth which is only about 4 billions years old...boggles the mind if you think about it... We live on a tiny planet that is surrounded by other tiny planets. Those planets make up our solar system. That solar system (our Milky Way) is but a tiny spot within our spiral galaxy. That spiral galaxy is but one of countless billions of other galaxies in the universe...WOW! I love science and astronomy! So complex. Makes you realize how insignificant we really are. |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by georgej on Jul 10th, 2006, 2:27am More questions, eh? I've run into another bunch that's full of questions too.... Could it be, (speaking cryptologically) that S=P, H=S, A=Y, D=C, O=H or T, W=I, L=A, O=T or H, R=R, and D'=Y? Meaning: S H A D O W L O R D equals: P S Y C H I A T R Y What's up? An examination of typical CH attitudes compared with "normal" controls? What's next? Rorscharch tests? Not that I'm paranoid or anything, but I'm going to wear my tinfoil hat to bed. ;;D George |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by unsolved1 on Jul 10th, 2006, 6:09am Sadlord, Are you having sex with an adopted cloned man ? [smiley=laugh.gif] Inquiring minds want to know UNsolved |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by brewcrew on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:18am I challenge each and every clusterhead to respond to this and all future hypothetical bullshit WITH ONLY MORE QUESTIONS. The point will be to demonstrate, in real time, that those who only ask questions and don't provide answers are not part of the solution, ONLY PART OF THE FUCKING PROBLEM! I'll start: Shadowlord, why do you feel the need to get other clusterheads to join you in your twisted fantasies? Is it lonely in there? Do we need to come over there for an intervenion? |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by karma on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:48am Quote:
OK here's one for ya BC. Why does the bazaar and twisted intrigue some people and upset others? |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by brewcrew on Jul 10th, 2006, 7:56am on 07/10/06 at 07:48:36, karma wrote:
Indeed - why? |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by rickyshot on Jul 10th, 2006, 10:10am I still want to know where the odd sock in the dryer goes to. Is there a fifth dimension out there for this? ;) |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by jimmers on Jul 10th, 2006, 10:58am If a kayak is going down the river and all four wheels fall off, how many bones does it take to fill a two story doghouse? Jimmers ;;D |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Melissa on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:00am on 07/10/06 at 10:58:46, jimmers wrote:
omg, ROTFLMAO!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by kcopelin on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:04am What's up with the "permanent press" setting on my iron? And, WTF are jumbo shrimp? kathy |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by brewcrew on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:05am on 07/10/06 at 10:58:46, jimmers wrote:
Depends on the type of bones? (Keep it coming - everything in the form of a question, okay?) |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by alchemy on Jul 10th, 2006, 11:42am Why is it illegal to ride naked through a carwash on your motorcycle? |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by jimmers on Jul 10th, 2006, 12:18pm Did the pervert cross the road because he was stuck to the chicken? Jimmers |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Dissident on Jul 10th, 2006, 12:43pm YAY for me!! Looks like I'm the only one that answered! Where's my prize? |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Melissa on Jul 10th, 2006, 12:53pm Actually, the correct answer to Jimmers 1st question is all of them. [smiley=smug.gif] |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by jimmers on Jul 10th, 2006, 1:18pm Yeah Mel! You got it. But your answer is only correct because ice cream doesn't have bones, neither does jello. ;;D Jimmers |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Melissa on Jul 10th, 2006, 1:20pm on 07/10/06 at 13:18:04, jimmers wrote:
LOL!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Charlie on Jul 10th, 2006, 4:15pm http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/insane.gif Charlie http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/standart/acute.gif?SSImageQuality=Full |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Margi on Jul 10th, 2006, 4:21pm What would furniture look like, if our knees bent the OTHER way....? Oh, and i have the answer for the lost socks in the dryer question. Those socks are the larva form of coat hangers. For every sock that disappears from my dryer, a new coat hanger appears in my closet to add to the tangle. It's the circle of life. Kenn, I say if it feels good, do it. Fill yer boots, 'by |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by Summerbabe on Jul 11th, 2006, 11:47pm are you on medication? [smiley=gocrazy.gif]...seek help , your wacked.. |
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Title: Re: Answers? Nope... More questions... Post by cootie on Jul 12th, 2006, 12:45am You explained one way hillbillies are born.....which came first......the hillbillie or the clone ? Darryl Darryl and his other brother Darryl Pam I have alot of escapie socks.......ever notice them along side the road all alone wet dirty and flat and wonder how the hell a sock got there......well......they escaped the dryer and only made it so far. They died along side the road in vein. Sumtimes I see a shoe or shirt.......sum of them were suicideal atempts at freedom out of a moveing vehicle. They didn't make it either. They lay wet dirty and quiet which tells there story of a dream to be free. Wonder where they were headed......do they try to meet at laundramats or a goodwill store to find a mate ? I see alot of lonely socks and clothes at laundra mats but some I think were abandon'd and left to die in a box or on the floor or still inside the appliances. Sad cruel world isn't it......they start out so fresh and clean......but end rite along with the raunchy smelly stiff road kill lineing our streets and sidewalks. Is there no shame ?? [smiley=duh.gif] |
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