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(Message started by: Sean_C on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:16pm)

Title: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:16pm

She's over my back corecting my spellin, and telling me as I right this that I'm digging in deaper.

Sean............................................. ;;D

Last but not least she said " don't forget to put your goofy grin in there"

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by alchemy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:18pm

no Sean my wife doesn't nag. not at all. Oh she left the room somebody HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Jonny on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:20pm

on 06/27/06 at 21:16:12, Sean_C wrote:

She's over my back corecting my spellin, and telling me as I right this that I'm digging in deaper.

Where did she go to school?

................;;D<<<<dopey grin

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:22pm

Do you guys take out the trash everyday or do you wait till it smells like I do ;;D

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by alchemy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:23pm

you smell like trash?

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:25pm

How many unfinished projects around the house is considered acceptable?

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:26pm

If you have to use a utility latter to get into your above ground pool, is that mean I'm a redneck?

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by alchemy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:28pm

if you have to take the tranny out of the pool first your a redneck

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:30pm

on 06/27/06 at 21:28:35, alchemy wrote:

if you have to take the tranny out of the pool first your a redneck

LMAO exactly [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:36pm

Does your wife nag you??

Is a frogs ass water-tight?

Thats what wives are for, bro.
;;D
B$

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:37pm

on 06/27/06 at 21:16:12, Sean_C wrote:

It's not nagging, my son - it's simply loving reminders! ;;D

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by chewy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:39pm

Quote:

How many unfinished projects around the house is considered acceptable?

All of them.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Miklos on Jun 27^th, 2006, 9:41pm

Of course your wife nags you. That is why you married her. The nagging part is an unfulfilled component of a bachelor's personality.

In your case, neither your wife nor you can spell. Or, write a complete sentence. Fortunately, this is not a requirement for the CH board. This has nothing to do with nagging.

Feel free to editorialize.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Jimi on Jun 27^th, 2006, 10:10pm

I always had trouble finishing my sentences. Since I got married, I don't have to worry about that anymore. :-/

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by E-Double on Jun 27^th, 2006, 10:19pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 10:29pm

on 06/27/06 at 22:10:08, Jimi wrote:

I always had trouble finishing my sentences. Since I got married, I don't have to worry about that anymore. :-/

That too is a loving reminder that we're tired of waiting for men to form words with meaning - we feel honour bound to help them out. It's a learned trick from the cradle!!!! Passed down from mother to daughter for generations! ;)

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by chewy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 10:38pm

When I got married I wasn't listening close enough to the vows.

I said "I Do"

She said "I Want"

WantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWantWant

Then I passed out.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by alienspacebabe on Jun 27^th, 2006, 10:50pm

Quote:

Topic: Does your wife nag you?? (Read 86 times)

Another good reason for me not to take on a wife....

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by cootie on Jun 27^th, 2006, 11:05pm

Nagging is just a womens runaway instinct.......men bring it out in us Pam 8)

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Ree on Jun 27^th, 2006, 11:21pm

hahahahahaha ...... you spelled the wrong right/write too!!! When you write something it is spelled WRITE LOLOL you need two wives...... lolol me and barby...LOLOL

don't get me going..... we wouldn't nag if you guys would just comply....... ree

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 27^th, 2006, 11:31pm

on 06/27/06 at 22:10:08, Jimi wrote:

I always had trouble finishing my sentences. Since I got married, I don't have to worry about that anymore. :-/

I finish the sentences for my wife, am I reversing the tables or is that just my Feminine side comming out. ;;D

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by chewy on Jun 27^th, 2006, 11:32pm

Quote:

I finish the sentences for my wife, am I reversing the tables or is that just my Feminine side comming out.

Feminine side? NAH!

Suicidal side maybe.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jun 27^th, 2006, 11:52pm

Jesus Christ, wifey just got home and already she has gotten 6 hours worth of nagging in.
Some people can speed read, my wife can speed nag.
;)

B$

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 27^th, 2006, 11:57pm

on 06/27/06 at 23:52:58, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:

Jesus Christ, wifey just got home and already she has gotten 6 hours worth of nagging in.
Some people can speed read, my wife can speed nag.
;)

B$

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Richr8 on Jun 28^th, 2006, 1:06am

on 06/27/06 at 22:29:09, Grandma_Sweet_Boy wrote:

Oh brother! ::)

;;D

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by The mad viking on Jun 28^th, 2006, 3:35am

Yess,Bente does that constantly ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

But do i want to live without her?

Not in a million years

Just love her as much today after almost 30 years as the day we met

Svenn

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Jasmyn on Jun 28^th, 2006, 4:04am

How men complain with that little satisfied internal smile. ::)

Men get married for one reason only... because they suffer from "Prefer a Mommy Syndrome - PMS".

Courtship is the test if the woman can hold a candle to his Mother. First he woo her by acting like a male specimen with enormous amounts of potential to be a full fledged grown-up man one day. Then he starts to add little trigger ingredients to the mixture to see how like Mom she would react. When satisfied with the outcome, he proposes marriage.

When married he just returns to his old self(to the good ol' days in Mamma's house), no pretence, illusion or effort required anymore. Here the male species feel at home and content. Like all of their male counterparts, bragging about nagging becomes the trophy to show-off his prowess at conquering the perfect "Mother figure" who will be active for the rest of his life to assist him through puberty.

Otherwise men would have no motivation to get married or marry other men, which they sometimes do, just to find out that the motivation and the end result turned out to be the same. ;)

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by ShadowLord on Jun 28^th, 2006, 9:09am

Not anymore... Or actually... Not as much... Maybe that's why I feel so wierd today... I haven't been nagged in a few days.

PFDAN.......................................................... ShadowLord

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Melissa on Jun 28^th, 2006, 9:39am

rotflmao Jaz [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by jimmers on Jun 28^th, 2006, 9:46am

Just do like I do.

If she starts talking after work I just say "Hey, if I wanted you to speak, I would have asked you whats for supper. Now hand me the remote and get me a beer" ;;D

Livin in Fantasy Land Jimmers

Really though, my Wife is not the nagging type. She's a keeper.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Redd715 on Jun 28^th, 2006, 9:46am

[smiley=bow.gif] to Jaz

I'm not worthy...... [smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 28^th, 2006, 10:10am

Jeeze Sean...In this sentence alone you have 4 mis-spelt words. ROTF

Quote:

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She's over my back corecting my spellin, and telling me as I right this that I'm digging in deaper

But you know you're still my knight in shining armor. ;;D

Linda

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by pattik on Jun 28^th, 2006, 10:15am

Jas...perfectly worded!! ;;D [smiley=bow.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by taraann on Jun 28^th, 2006, 10:22am

on 06/27/06 at 21:36:25, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:

Does your wife nag you??

Is a frogs ass water-tight?

Thats what wives are for, bro.
;;D
B$

Hah! It's our god given right for dealing with the man's bullshit! I'll answer for Sam.....YES YES I DO!!!! And I'm damn good at it! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Mattrf on Jun 28^th, 2006, 10:28am

Well my wife almost never nags me, I nag her. She would be happy to live in a mess and I am a bit of a neat freak and can not stand living in a mess so I am always nagging her and the kids to pick up after themselves.
Guess I am getting even for the rest of you.
And thanks for the laugh, I really needed it this morning, I am getting the crap beat out of me today.

Matt

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by JeffB on Jun 28^th, 2006, 1:54pm

I've conditioned myself to block out any noises my gf makes including any type of speach unless it has something to do with bumping uglies. After 10 years she's outlasted 2 ex-wives.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Melissa on Jun 28^th, 2006, 2:32pm

on 06/28/06 at 13:54:33, JeffB wrote:

You mean you've had a girlfriend throughout 2 marriages?

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by alchemy on Jun 28^th, 2006, 3:24pm

My wife does not nag, she influences my life through positive pep talks

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 28^th, 2006, 3:39pm

on 06/28/06 at 15:24:50, alchemy wrote:

My wife does not nag, she influences my life through positive pep talks

ROTFLMMFAO that about sums it up for us all right there [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by taraann on Jun 28^th, 2006, 3:51pm

on 06/28/06 at 15:24:50, alchemy wrote:

My wife does not nag, she influences my life through positive pep talks

that is a nicer way to put it (From Sam....under Tara's screenname)

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Cathi04 on Jun 28^th, 2006, 4:11pm

Okay, so ya dont like the nagging, right???????

Ladies, let's all resort to silence...
that cold, clipped off response, encased in ice, with full-body invisible barriers surrounding us..........
and when you ask us what is wrong.... of course, our reply can be.......

NOTHING!

Yes, that's much better!

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D

Annie-Onymous 8)

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Melvyn on Jun 28^th, 2006, 5:59pm

My wife doesn't nag - she just repeats herself a lot.

Have you noticed that when you speak to your wife she carries on doing whatever she is doing and if you say she is not listening she says she is 'multi-tasking - something which men cannot do!!'

Got some news for all the ladies - Men can multi-task - we can make love and watch football on the TV at the same time'

Now sit back and wait for some serious nagging!!!

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by LeLimey on Jun 28^th, 2006, 6:06pm

on 06/28/06 at 17:59:14, Melvyn wrote:

... Men can multi-task - we can make love and watch football on the TV at the same time'

Now sit back and wait for some serious nagging!!!

That's okay Melvyn.. I can see you're a man who "scores" about as often as England.... ::)

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Melvyn on Jun 28^th, 2006, 6:17pm

Thanks Helen,

I knew you would 'bite'

On a more serious side - my wife doesn't nag (much) - and like, I suspect most of our wives, puts up with me like a saint -

I know because she told me.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by alchemy on Jun 28^th, 2006, 7:21pm

That's okay Melvyn.. I can see you're a man who "scores" about as often as England....

Aw Helen, you're funnier than hell. that leaves me chuffed to bits ;;D

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Charlotte on Jun 28^th, 2006, 8:12pm

My husband is deaf so I don't bother nagging unless he is watching so he can read my lips. That doesn't work so well because he can always close his eyes.

Charlotte

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Richr8 on Jun 29^th, 2006, 12:16am

on 06/28/06 at 16:11:04, Cathi04 wrote:

Ladies, let's all resort to silence...

Stop trying to cheer me up.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Barry_T_Coles on Jun 29^th, 2006, 8:06am

I'm gonna be in twuble:

With serious apologies to Frankie Valli

Silence is golden, but my eyes still see
Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see

duckin n hidin ;;D

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sandy_C on Jun 29^th, 2006, 9:09am

Hey guys! You would get nagged if you would just pay attention the first time! Sheesh! ;;D A woman's work is just never done, is it.

;)

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Ghost on Jun 29^th, 2006, 9:22am

Remember guys it aint nagging if they are right....

Ok its nagging then! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D

I also look at it as a pressure release valve, if they didn't nag they would explode! :-* :-X [smiley=laugh.gif] 8) ;;D

Mike

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Melissa on Jun 29^th, 2006, 9:53am

on 06/29/06 at 09:22:35, Ghost wrote:

Remember guys it aint nagging if they are right....

Oh shit.

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Sean_C on Jun 29^th, 2006, 10:00am

on 06/29/06 at 09:22:35, Ghost wrote:

Remember guys it aint nagging if they are right....

She may not always be right and she'll admit it,

but she says she's never wrong [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by wildhaus on Jun 29^th, 2006, 12:11pm

Well let me summ it all up……… the way I see it (and live it)
I am the man in the house…….. and my wife allows me to say it in public………
And
I have a credit card….. and my wife uses it………..
And
(The most painful one) we have a TV and my wife is in control!
So what are you talking about nagging…….. you have it good guys….

Michael

Title: Re: Does your wife nag you??
Post by Mattrf on Jun 29^th, 2006, 12:38pm

I can put my foot down any time I want to sleep on the coach!