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Title: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Tiannia on Jun 27th, 2006, 3:29pm ok guys. Had a thought and wanted to see what you all can think of. What was somethign that your mom told you as a kids. That you now know to be total crap. Example. When I was in the 5th grade, my mom told me not to hold hands with boys because you could get pregnant. |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Charlotte on Jun 27th, 2006, 3:35pm My mom used to pay me $0.25 to be quiet for 5 minutes on car trips. My mom died this year so it wouldn't be fair for me to pick on her too much. Charlotte |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by brewcrew on Jun 27th, 2006, 3:39pm on 06/27/06 at 15:29:23, Tiannia wrote:
I can't see anything but total truth in this. Girls' hands are really soft and stuff. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Jimi on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:16pm That if you play with yourself, all your hair will fall out...wait....that isn't a good example. That once a year, rabbits quit having babies and start laying eggs and then bring them into the house and give them to you. There that's better. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by JeffB on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:22pm "It's the devil that keeps you on that pot" Little did she know that church was a great place to score! |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Gena on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:27pm This hurts me more then it does you! ::) Edited to Ad: I hurt her alot :-X |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by unsolved1 on Jun 27th, 2006, 5:24pm on 06/27/06 at 15:29:23, Tiannia wrote:
"I'll be right back" & "No I haven't been drinking!" LOL UNsolved |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by maffumatt on Jun 27th, 2006, 5:34pm on 06/27/06 at 16:16:46, Jimi wrote:
I was told it would grow hair, but only on your hands....... |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Redd715 on Jun 27th, 2006, 5:38pm That there was a Santa Claus There was an Easter Bunny There was a Tooth Fairie Other than that, she was as honest as the day is long. Boy I miss her. |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by brewcrew on Jun 27th, 2006, 6:10pm on 06/27/06 at 17:38:06, Redd715 wrote:
Excuse me, Virginia, but there IS a Santa Claus. Now, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy - that's crap. ;;D |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Charlotte on Jun 27th, 2006, 6:38pm That's right. Santa drove by and winked at me on my way to work, last summer, during the off season. Charlotte |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by jimmers on Jun 27th, 2006, 7:23pm "Don't swallow the watermelon seeds. You'll get fat" I just found out it was true, Eventually! ;;D Jimmers |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by taraann on Jun 28th, 2006, 10:34am Said to me when I was 15or16... "Don't ever try to pull one over on me! I was a very bad teenager so I know all the tricks!" Me to my mom when I was in my 20's.... "Hey mom I snuck out, and I went to parties, and you never had a clue!" Mom started laughing, "I don't wanna know!" she says. HAH! |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Tiannia on Jun 29th, 2006, 11:34am My mom also said that if you kiss boys they will give you warts.... Look mom no warts!!!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Mattrf on Jun 29th, 2006, 11:47am My mom once found my pot pipe and instead of getting rid of it away she hid it, what she did not know is that my brother and sister and myself knew that she had hid it in and antique hand crank phone hanging above the fireplace, so any time we needed it we would just get it and when we where done put it back. It was a lot easier then trying to hide it from her. I told her a few years back and she was pissed, way to funny. [smiley=laugh.gif] Another time I barrowed the car and told her I was going to the drive in, well I went out partying with friend. We where driving around and I backed into a truck and bent the bumper pretty good, I told her that someone backed into it when we were at the store getting munchies. She did not believe it for a second and as I was standing there trying to think of a better lie she looked at me and said “come on what really happened, did you back into a speaker pole at the drive in?” I looked at her and said yes mom I am really sorry. When I told her the truth several years ago she could not believe it and I said well you came up with a better lie then I did so I just went along. [smiley=laugh.gif] Matt |
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Title: Re: Remember when Mom said.... Post by Sandy_C on Jun 29th, 2006, 12:41pm Mom told me never to lie to her because she could always tell I was lying by looking in my eyes. Right! ;;D Sure Mom. Oh, my teen years were something to behold! My Dad, on the other hand, got smart and suspected every word out of my mouth - darn it! Missed out on some great parties because of that. >:( Naturally, I always talked to Mom about where I was going. I remember on my 18th birthday, I told my Mom that my boyfriend was taking me to dinner and a movie to celebrate. We went bar hopping and I got so wasted that when I walked in the door that night, Mom and Dad were waiting for me, and watched me as I bounced from one wall into the other staggering down the hallway to make it to the bathroom. (By the way, back in those days, you could legally drink 3.2 beer at age 18 in Ohio) Sandy |
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