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Title: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Jimi on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:07pm ;;D Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives: 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog's parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk. 7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?" 11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. 12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. And, last but not least: 15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. ;;D |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Langa on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:24pm LOL…You have waaaaay too much time on your hands… :P Langa |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:30pm Not only that Langa, but what Jimi doesn't know is that I've been printing out all of his anti-wife stuff that he's been posting lately, and he's gonna owe me a lot of money to not show it to Ruthie in Milwaukee. http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif Linda |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Jimi on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:33pm You take Pay-Pal? :-/ |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Langa on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:34pm on 06/26/06 at 13:30:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
LMAO! Good one, Linda! I knew one of the ladies would do the right thing. ;;D Langa |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:41pm Quote:
Nope. Unmarked bills in small denominations. Lots of them. http://bestsmileys.com/money/2.gif Linda |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Sandy_C on Jun 26th, 2006, 2:16pm Linda! No, No, I know that money is really nice in your pocket, but just think of the enjoyment that others would receive if all those posts were posted on bulletin boards througout the hotel at Milcon! ;;D Sandy |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 26th, 2006, 2:46pm I love the evil way you think Sandy...but I like Ruthie way too much to embarrass her. No, the bribe money will be fine. Linda |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by ShadowLord on Jun 26th, 2006, 2:55pm on 06/26/06 at 13:07:44, Jimi wrote:
I don't understand this last one... Are ya tryin' to say that wives are only supposed to take half of your stuff when they leave? Why didn't anyone tell me this before??? PFDAN..................................................................... ShadowLord |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Sandy_C on Jun 26th, 2006, 3:32pm on 06/26/06 at 14:46:19, Linda_Howell wrote:
[Yes, I can be http://bestsmileys.com/evil/3.gif |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Sean_C on Jun 26th, 2006, 9:50pm Thats a keeper Jimi LMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif] And soooooooooo true [smiley=laugh.gif] Sean............................ ;;D |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Richr8 on Jun 26th, 2006, 10:36pm on 06/26/06 at 13:07:44, Jimi wrote:
Amen brother! ;;D |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by lady_bug on Jun 27th, 2006, 2:36pm Hey Jimi! I heard you had a great time in NYC...I'm so sad we couldn't join you :'( maybe next time. Hugs to both you and Ruthie! Ladybug (Sandra) |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by brewcrew on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:08pm on 06/26/06 at 13:30:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
Jimi - It's a freakin' global, all-female conspiracy! Put on your thinking cap, brutha. Make the payback a real mother! |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Jimi on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:11pm Thats allright Brewcrew. Ms Ruthie will protect me. I am looking forward to hearing you guys play Friday night. |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by brewcrew on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:21pm Thanks, Jimi. We might even pull some Hendrix out of the hat for you. |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by Jimi on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:28pm Cool Beans (that was for Mel) Better watch it or I will be up there singing with you. I tried to get some peeps together to do something like this in Nashville but had no luck. Didn't even have a kareoke. Can't wait. |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 27th, 2006, 8:06pm Dogs are nice, but the 2 wives sounds promising too. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by maffumatt on Jun 27th, 2006, 8:10pm on 06/27/06 at 20:06:35, BlueMeanie wrote:
Maybe to you, but if I had two I would probably just shoot myself and get it over with. |
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Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs? Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 27th, 2006, 8:11pm LMAO Matt :o |
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