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(Message started by: Jimi on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:07pm)

Title: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Jimi on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:07pm
 ;;D



Fifteen reasons why men have 2 dogs and not 2 wives:

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

7. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

8. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

9. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

10. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

11. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

12. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

13. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

14. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And, last but not least:

15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.



;;D

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Langa on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:24pm
LOL…You have waaaaay too much time on your hands… :P

Langa

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:30pm


Not only that Langa, but what Jimi doesn't know is that I've been printing out all of his  anti-wife stuff that he's been posting lately,  and he's gonna owe me a lot of money to not show it to Ruthie in Milwaukee.  


http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif


Linda

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Jimi on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:33pm
You take Pay-Pal? :-/

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Langa on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:34pm

on 06/26/06 at 13:30:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
Not only that Langa, but what Jimi doesn't know is that I've been printing out all of his  anti-wife stuff that he's been posting lately,  and he's gonna owe me a lot of money to not show it to Ruthie in Milwaukee.  


http://bestsmileys.com/lol/4.gif


Linda



LMAO!  Good one, Linda!  I knew one of the ladies would do the right thing.  ;;D

Langa


Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 26th, 2006, 1:41pm


 
Quote:
You take Pay-Pal?  



  Nope.  Unmarked bills in small denominations.  Lots of them.    http://bestsmileys.com/money/2.gif


Linda

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Sandy_C on Jun 26th, 2006, 2:16pm
Linda!  No, No,  I know that money is really nice in your pocket, but just think of the enjoyment that others would receive if all those posts were posted on bulletin boards througout the hotel at Milcon!   ;;D

Sandy

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 26th, 2006, 2:46pm

I love the evil way you think Sandy...but I like Ruthie way too much to embarrass her.

No, the bribe money will be fine.  

Linda

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by ShadowLord on Jun 26th, 2006, 2:55pm

on 06/26/06 at 13:07:44, Jimi wrote:
15. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

I don't understand this last one... Are ya tryin' to say that wives are only supposed to take half of your stuff when they leave?  Why didn't anyone tell me this before???

PFDAN..................................................................... ShadowLord

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Sandy_C on Jun 26th, 2006, 3:32pm

on 06/26/06 at 14:46:19, Linda_Howell wrote:
I love the evil way you think Sandy...but I like Ruthie way too much to embarrass her.

No, the bribe money will be fine.  

Linda


[Yes, I can be http://bestsmileys.com/evil/3.gif

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Sean_C on Jun 26th, 2006, 9:50pm
Thats a keeper Jimi LMMFAO [smiley=laugh.gif]

And soooooooooo true [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sean............................ ;;D

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Richr8 on Jun 26th, 2006, 10:36pm

on 06/26/06 at 13:07:44, Jimi wrote:
If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff!


Amen brother!   ;;D

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by lady_bug on Jun 27th, 2006, 2:36pm
Hey Jimi!

I heard you had a great time in NYC...I'm so sad we couldn't join you  :'( maybe next time.  

Hugs to both you and Ruthie!
Ladybug (Sandra)

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by brewcrew on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:08pm

on 06/26/06 at 13:30:07, Linda_Howell wrote:
Not only that Langa, but what Jimi doesn't know is that I've been printing out all of his  anti-wife stuff that he's been posting lately,  and he's gonna owe me a lot of money to not show it to Ruthie in Milwaukee.

Jimi - It's a freakin' global, all-female conspiracy!

Put on your thinking cap, brutha. Make the payback a real mother!

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Jimi on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:11pm
Thats allright Brewcrew. Ms Ruthie will protect me. I am looking forward to hearing you guys play Friday night.

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by brewcrew on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:21pm
Thanks, Jimi. We might even pull some Hendrix out of the hat for you.

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by Jimi on Jun 27th, 2006, 4:28pm
Cool Beans (that was for Mel) Better watch it or I will be up there singing with you. I tried to get some peeps together to do something like this in Nashville but had no luck. Didn't even have a kareoke. Can't wait.

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 27th, 2006, 8:06pm
Dogs are nice, but the 2 wives sounds promising too.  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by maffumatt on Jun 27th, 2006, 8:10pm

on 06/27/06 at 20:06:35, BlueMeanie wrote:
Dogs are nice, but the 2 wives sounds promising too.  [smiley=laugh.gif]


Maybe to you, but if I had two I would probably just shoot myself and get it over with.

Title: Re: 2 wives or 2 dogs?
Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 27th, 2006, 8:11pm
LMAO Matt  :o



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