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(Message started by: Jimi on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 10:42pm)

Title: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by Jimi on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 10:42pm

Married 35 years, took a look at Ruthie today and said, "Honey, 35 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20- year old brunette. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed, and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 55-year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

Ruthie is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year old brunette, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, and sleeping on a sofa bed.

Woman makes a lot of sense. :P

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by Redd715 on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 11:32pm

Gotta admit I love that woman!!!!!

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 11:40pm

That's a good one Jimi !!!

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by Langa on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 11:42pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

OH man, I needed that laugh...
Thanks Ruthie... ;;D

Langa

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by Jasmyn on Jun 23^rd, 2006, 5:15am

Jimi, you sure know how to step into it! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by ShadowLord on Jun 23^rd, 2006, 8:59am

Well... At least she's willing to wait 'til after ya find another woman before takin' all your worldly goods.

PFDAN............................................................ ShadowLord

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by minnie on Jun 23^rd, 2006, 10:17am

[smiley=bow.gif] all hail queen Ruthie !! [smiley=bow.gif]

I really believe that so many of us can learn from the many women on the board who are life experienced.Ruthie being just one.You guys have the best comebacks for the ~~old boys...brats~~ husbands
and let them know there here because you allow it. I think at convention some tutoring sesions with these women " How to control your man without them having a clue" as a auction .WE could have a class of twenty that would make so much money for OUCH.come on ladies what do you think.men need not apply ;;D
Minnie whos gonna slip away now [smiley=curtain.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by LadyLuv on Jun 23^rd, 2006, 12:29pm

Give the Man What he want...

I REALLY LIKE THAT RUTHIE.....

From 1 Ruthie 2 the other

U GO GIRL....

Thanks Jimi, I really and truly needed that laugh..

Peace & Blessings
Lady Luv

Title: Re: Talked to Ruthie Tonight
Post by LeLimey on Jun 23^rd, 2006, 1:14pm

I heard Ruthie walked into the room with a sheep while Jimi was in bed and said "This is the pig I sleep with when you have a headache"
Jimi said "Ruthie thats a sheep" and Ruthie said "I know, I was talking to the sheep" :P