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(Message started by: chewy on Jun 22nd, 2006, 9:00pm)
Title: Trigger ?
Post by chewy on Jun 22nd, 2006, 9:00pm
2 questions.

1. Will my upcoming colonoscopy trigger attacks ?

and

2. Will I want to date ClusterChuck when it is over?
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by maffumatt on Jun 22nd, 2006, 9:02pm

A I don't know.
A You dont already?
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Jonny on Jun 22nd, 2006, 9:04pm
[smiley=hurl.gif]
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Richr8 on Jun 22nd, 2006, 10:07pm
1.  Since your head is up your ass, that's a definite possibility.

2. Ditto Jonny

;;D
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 22nd, 2006, 10:16pm
Either of two attacks are a likely outcome:

1.  Acute embaressment, especially when asked how your day went, or

2.  An attack upon the colonoscopist for violation of human rights and dignity.

As to the matter of ClusterChuck, please leave your camera at home.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Carl_D on Jun 22nd, 2006, 10:53pm

on 06/22/06 at 21:00:21, chewy wrote:
2 questions.

1. Will my upcoming colonoscopy trigger attacks ?

and

2. Will I want to date ClusterChuck when it is over?



I'm not sure about either of these answers... but just make sure the doc doesn't have both hands on your shoulders while giving you a colonoscopy.  ;;D
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Miklos on Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:37pm
Hope that they laser all the polyps cleanly the first time. Otherwise, the leftover polyps may leak. Your body will try to exsanguinate through the little scabs. Then, you get to have a second colonoscopy the next day.

This is a testimonial.

Doesn't hurt, and certainly doesn't trigger anything.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by cootie on Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:39pm
And  if ya start to 'choke' be sure and sumhow yell at the doc to back the thing up...........the longest yard Pam
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by tanner on Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:45pm

on 06/22/06 at 21:00:21, chewy wrote:
2 questions.

1. Will my upcoming colonoscopy trigger attacks ?

and

2. Will I want to date ClusterChuck when it is over?


Can't answer either one , but the day before is sure going to full of shit ;;D.....Tim
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 22nd, 2006, 11:58pm
I wouln't go through with it if the doctor has Barry White music playing.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Jasmyn on Jun 23rd, 2006, 4:36am
1.  "Depends" what type of attacks you favour.
2.  You always had this inclination... my advise to you when Chuck declines... NO means NO!

I'm with the Aussie Brain on leaving your camera at home if you cannot contain this urge.  As a family we have been traumatised enough and in too many ways... even more since Yodeledi became a guest.

Good luck and good hunting on your up and coming colonoscopy! ;)
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 23rd, 2006, 6:04am
If you find 5 young Dr. wannabees there in the spectators section.....run!  I heard giggleing as I was being skewered and found 5 young good looking women in the cheering section.  Needless to say I was em-BARE-assed.

To answer your question, no adverse reaction except for having to drink that putrid laxative the day before.  I think the taste is worse than the trots it causes.

Enjoy your day Chew.   ;;D ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 23rd, 2006, 7:39am
Well as someone who has to have them regularly I can honestly say its never triggered me - I always have sedation too and believe me.. you WANT it!

As to fancying CC.. doesn't really matter cos he wouldn't touch you with someone elses!  :P

(you'll be fine, its scarier anticipating it than going through it honest )
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by chewy on Jun 23rd, 2006, 7:40am

Quote:
Well as someone who has to have them regularly


Hobby?
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 23rd, 2006, 7:45am
Detection or screening whatever I should call it :(
Had a run in with the big C, managed to kick HIS arse but still having to have regular check ups thats all.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by chewy on Jun 23rd, 2006, 9:52am

Quote:
drink that putrid laxative the day before


Cant I just drink a lot of cheap beer and eat at McDonalds ?

Same result.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by jimmers on Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:25am

on 06/23/06 at 09:52:02, chewy wrote:
Cant I just drink a lot of cheap beer and eat at McDonalds ?

Same result.


Marathon experience kickin in? ;;D

Jimmers
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Bob P on Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:29am

Quote:
upcoming colonoscopy
Interesting choice of adjectives.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 23rd, 2006, 11:38am
Shirley I tried to tell him to think of it as just another shitty day at the bath-house but I think he got too excited..  ::)
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Charlie on Jun 23rd, 2006, 2:45pm

Quote:
Hope that they laser all the polyps cleanly the first time. Otherwise, the leftover polyps may leak. Your body will try to exsanguinate through the little scabs. Then, you get to have a second colonoscopy the next day.  
 Bleaugh http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/mopping.gif

Trigger? I seriously doubt it.
Sex with Chuck? http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/light_skin/suicide2.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Langa on Jun 23rd, 2006, 3:18pm
Paul, I swear your post had me in hysterics... [smiley=laugh.gif]

Chewy, I hope it all goes smoothly for ya...definitely take the sedative.  ;;D

Langa
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 23rd, 2006, 5:40pm
Not to worry Chewy, no trigger and you won't remember a thing when they're through with you.  ;;D
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Sean_C on Jun 23rd, 2006, 7:56pm

on 06/22/06 at 22:16:52, AussieBrian wrote:
Acute embaressment, especially when asked how your day went,


and his voice has an echo
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by purpleydog on Jun 23rd, 2006, 9:35pm
Trigger... isn't that some horse's name?
Title: ROY ?
Post by Not4Hire on Jun 23rd, 2006, 9:46pm
n/t


8)
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Miklos on Jun 23rd, 2006, 9:58pm
Not4, have you ever had the colonoscopy that you were supposed to have had two years ago?

Don't stall people.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 23rd, 2006, 10:17pm

on 06/23/06 at 17:40:26, BlueMeanie wrote:
Not to worry Chewy, no trigger and you won't remember a thing when they're through with you.  ;;D


Be very worried if you come to and you see the Dr. sipping up his trousers ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Not4Hire on Jun 23rd, 2006, 10:55pm

on 06/23/06 at 21:58:56, Miklos wrote:
Not4, have you ever had the colonoscopy that you were supposed to have had two years ago?

Don't stall people.



yep...he said it looked okay as far as he could see...

don...te chupe...
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Charlie on Jun 24th, 2006, 2:55am
Other than some scatalogical kink, what possesses these guys to take up proctology?

Tell us about your hobby Jonny. Youth wants to know.  http://www.industreal.spb.ru/smiles/lens.gif?SSImageQuality=Full

Charlie  8)
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 24th, 2006, 7:40am
Just remember....All of a proctologists patients are a**holes.
;;D
-P.
Title: Re: Trigger ?
Post by Bob P on Jun 24th, 2006, 8:44am

Quote:
what possesses these guys to take up proctology?
There are a lot of openings in the proctology field!

My doc told me I was a perfect a**hole.


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