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(Message started by: LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:33pm)
Title: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:33pm
'Fess up.. who fed him dynamite?!
Come out come out where ever you are Goatie, I need someone to kick!  ;)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:37pm
Hey I'm new here...but do you mean someone with the initials Jonny?
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:39pm
I beg your pardon?!!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by maffumatt on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:48pm
you kicked him one time to often Helen, he has gone into hiding. Guess you'll have to find another whippin boy.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:50pm
Bend over Matt, its time for your whuppin!  ;;D
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by maffumatt on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:58pm
only if you put on Redd's boots and use her whip......make it hurt so good baby.........
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by cootie on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:59pm
I thought I saw him on the news last nite.......he was goin up for adoption.......you know how those city ordenences are when it comes to exotics Pam
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by sandie99 on Jun 21st, 2006, 4:59pm
Oh Helen, I can't wait to meet you! You're hoot. ;;D
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Ghost on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:01pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]Ok I swing by for my once a week peek and I am topic of abuse! ;;D
I love it!!!!!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Im alive the dynamite did taste a little salty though. 8)

Sorry Sweet CHen didnt mean to make you worry. :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*

short stop is all I can do today but will try to come back soon I promise.

Mike   aka (GOAT)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:04pm

on 06/21/06 at 16:58:10, maffumatt wrote:
only if you put on Redd's boots and use her whip......make it hurt so good baby.........


Here ya go Helen

http://i11.ebayimg.com/01/i/05/03/40/bc_2.JPG

Take your pick of the whips

http://www.bdsm-gear.com/thumb/bdsmfloggers.jpg
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:05pm
You bloody well better or I'll bounce you all the way from there to here!
Rest assured Goatie, you might not be here to abuse daily but every time I think of you I commit abuse in my heart  ;)  ;;D
Don't be any stranger than you already are okay?!
Helen xxx
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Ghost on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:05pm
Ok with that I might stay a few minuites longer ;;D :o :o :o :o :o :o 8)

Mike
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Jonny on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:26pm

on 06/21/06 at 16:37:26, Kingjames1 wrote:
Hey I'm new here...but do you mean someone with the initials Jonny?


Am I reading this right?

Did the new guy just call me a fucking goat?
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:34pm
Why do you think I asked him to explain Jonny?!!!
If he did mean that then he ain't new!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Mattrf on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:36pm
Sick him Johnny!

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h209/mfranzen/dog.gif
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Sandy_C on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:45pm
Goatie, dear.  You know you have to keep more in touch with your CHenz.  Otherwise, I'll feed you several cans of pork and beans and you can fart yourself on a world tour, with the help of Redd's boots at your "liftoff".

;;D

Redd - can I borrow the whip, pleeeze?

Sandy
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:49pm
Sure Sandy.....

What color you need? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Sandy_C on Jun 21st, 2006, 5:56pm
Red.  The blood won't show.  Thanks.   ;)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 6:50pm
Hey Jonny-Sorry, I thought you might have been a goat since Jasper tatted himself in the style of "the naughty man"(which was hilarious!). I had no idea we had a resident Goat.

Like I said, I'm new. Now where do I sign up for this whuppin? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 6:52pm
Right here!! *wallop*  ;;D
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 6:54pm

on 06/21/06 at 18:50:53, Kingjames1 wrote:
Like I said, I'm new. Now where do I sign up for this whuppin? [smiley=laugh.gif]



Fresh Young blood.... [smiley=bloos.gif]

Time to sharpen up the Stilleto Heals!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Jonny on Jun 21st, 2006, 6:54pm

on 06/21/06 at 18:50:53, Kingjames1 wrote:
Hey Jonny-Sorry, I thought you might have been a goat


No biggie....check out my email addy for the animal I am.....LOL ;;D
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:02pm
Walk softly and carry a big stick, huh?
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:02pm
a b@ Jonny?!  ;)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:09pm
LeLimey...what's a b@?
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:21pm
As long as Redd and L.L .are administering the whips and heels, I'll take two. ;;D ;;D

I think I have been very, very bad.  If I haven't, I'll try harder. [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:34pm
King James the b@ was a bat!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Jonny on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:41pm

on 06/21/06 at 19:34:36, LeLimey wrote:
King James the b@ was a bat!


;)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:53pm

on 06/21/06 at 19:21:20, Paul98 wrote:
As long as Redd and L.L .are administering the whips and heels, I'll take two. ;;D ;;D

I think I have been very, very bad.  If I haven't, I'll try harder. [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.



Helen darling, we appear to have our first customer.  He's requesting a double session, should we offer him the two for one discount?  He'd probably have to provide proof of accident and dismemberment insurance. [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 7:58pm
Hmmmm......Dis...member?  I hold my member near and dear to me. [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:02pm
yeah Paul... we heard!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Redd.. I thought we agreed, no tiddlers?!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:07pm
Oh geeez, now you'r dissin' my member.  You are really administering the pain. [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:08pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:02:21, LeLimey wrote:
yeah Paul... we heard!  [smiley=laugh.gif]

Redd.. I thought we agreed, no tiddlers?!


True....but once the cuffs and shackles are on it's be-cumes a mute point.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:12pm
What's a tiddler?

And, no bat at Jonny. I'm still trying to work my way to the front of the bad boy line :)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:16pm
a tiddler is small fry, something you throw back 'cos its not big enough to eat  ;;D

Paul.. have you ANY self respect left or shall I continue?!  :P

King James I'm intrigued now.. why are you looking for bad boys?!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:17pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:08:30, Redd715 wrote:
True....but once the cuffs and shackles are on it's be-cumes a mute point.


Redd I'm not so sure about that, I think you missed the "in" from m_ _ ute....
always helpful
Helen xx
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:18pm
Fire away LL.  I'm not insecure and don't have any short cummings. ;;D ;;D ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:26pm
Oh don't worry Paul, we'll soon fix that for you!  :-*
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:28pm
I'm not looking for bad boys...you are. And I haven't had a tiddler sicne I was 12, thank goodness.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:29pm
:o
-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:30pm
Nope I wasn't looking for "boys" at all.. merely goats!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:36pm
My, Helen, have you no shame!  S&M and now farm animals?   [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:37pm
Whoops, sorry, I didn't want to make anyone angry. :-[
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:39pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:36:14, Paul98 wrote:
My, Helen, have you no shame!  S&M and now farm animals?   [smiley=laugh.gif]

-P.


Paul.. are YOU the alternative?!  :P  ;)


[quote author=Kingjames1 link=board=general;num=1150921989;start=25#42 date=06/21/06 at 20:37:35]Whoops, sorry, I didn't want to make anyone angry. :-[/quote]

Oh don't worry KJ, you haven't!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by medic1852 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:42pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:16:22, LeLimey wrote:
a tiddler is small fry, something you throw back 'cos its not big enough to eat  ;;D


No tiddler here Helen.... ::)
Rodger
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:45pm
It depends on how baaaaahhhhhhdd you want me to be.  

Sorry, couldn't resist the sheep joke.

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:45pm
oh all you boys with your alleged weapons of mass production.  ::)

Like the inspectors in Iraq we've yet to see any hard evidence they exist..
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:48pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:45:45, LeLimey wrote:
oh all you boys with your alleged weapons of mass production.  ::)

Like the inspectors in Iraq we've yet to see any hard evidence they exist..


<breaks out the magnifying glass and the tweezers>
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by medic1852 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:48pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:45:45, LeLimey wrote:
oh all you boys with your alleged weapons of mass production.  ::)

Like the inspectors in Iraq we've yet to see any hard evidence they exist..


That one is just worth the quote! [smiley=JAW_DROP.gif] [smiley=bow.gif]

Rodger
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:50pm
My this thread had a lot of in-you-end-os.

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:53pm
I thought innuendo was an italian suppository until I discovered alcohol...  8)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:55pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:48:18, Redd715 wrote:
<breaks out the magnifying glass and the tweezers>


always the optimist Redd, its so sweet.
Get the microscope hon..  ;)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:55pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:50:56, Paul98 wrote:
My this thread had a lot of in-you-end-os.

-P.


But you boys got your education from the polish sex manual.

In

Out

Repeat if necessary
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 8:57pm

on 06/21/06 at 20:55:58, Redd715 wrote:
But you boys got your education from the polish sex manual.



And they haven't stopped "polishing" yet have they Redd?!  ;;D
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Paul98 on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:02pm
Don't need no stinkin' manuals. ;;D

-P.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:04pm
Hey LL-Is that what they call it over there...Polishing the nob? What about the counterpart...spankin' the monkey? How does that translate? [smiley=huh.gif]
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:11pm
Can't you read Paul?!

KY, you mean a five knuckle shuffle? or a hand shandy? spanking the monkey is pretty universal I would imagine... universal for no woman would put up with me that is!  8)
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Redd715 on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:13pm

on 06/21/06 at 21:11:08, LeLimey wrote:
spanking the monkey is pretty universal I would imagine... universal for no woman would put up with me that is!  8)


And when their hands falls asleep on them it's the ultimate rejection.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:18pm
[smiley=laugh.gif]Hand shandy...now I know what to ask for! [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by LeLimey on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:20pm
To ASK for?!!!
I've heard of these things having a mind of their own but thats ridiculous!

picture the scene, old KY sitting there gripping "himself" by the throat and wicked willie gasping "Its no use, I don't like you and I never will....."
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:33pm
Hey LL- Your getting bookish...Who said "It's no use, I don't like you and I never will? And how does that relate to my tiddler...uh...mulehood?
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Jonny on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:37pm

on 06/21/06 at 21:33:21, Kingjames1 wrote:
Hey LL- Your getting bookish...Who said "It's no use, I don't like you and I never will? And how does that relate to my tiddler...uh...mulehood?


If your here for trouble shit head you will get it!

But you will have to wait till tomorrow if you want to play with me.

Night jackass ;;D
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:44pm
Hey Jonny-From anger to peace, brother. How the hell did I piss you off? I don't get it.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 21st, 2006, 9:45pm

on 06/21/06 at 21:20:49, LeLimey wrote:
picture the scene, old KY sitting there gripping "himself" by the throat and wicked willie gasping "Its no use, I don't like you and I never will....."


lmao... now that's funny.`
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by nani on Jun 22nd, 2006, 12:52am
LMAO   [smiley=laugh.gif]   What the heck happened to this thread?

I only stopped by to say:
Hi Mike! I miss you, pookie

I feel like I know waaay too much about some of you now.
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Goblin on Jun 22nd, 2006, 8:24am
You know this thread reminds me of a story my Daddy once told me here it is.

A Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular
Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that
this  was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to
lighten the mood slightly.  He pointed to a young woman in the
front row and said, "Do you know what your ass hole is doing while
you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably deer hunting
with his buddies."

Hope this makes you smile too!
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by Langa on Jun 22nd, 2006, 8:34am
Well, Mike, now that I stopped laughing from reading this thread...nice to see you peep in.  You are always missed by the CHenz.

Love,
Langa
Title: Re: Where is our Goat?
Post by chewy on Jun 22nd, 2006, 8:55am

Quote:
Did the new guy just call me a fucking goat?


ROFLMMFAO!  Why yes. YES HE DID!

I like this guy already!


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