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(Message started by: BarbaraD on Jun 21^st, 2006, 6:31am)

Title: Alcohol WARNING.....
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 21^st, 2006, 6:31am

Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion
that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all
varieties of alcohol containers:
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance
in the time-space continuum, leaving you unable to account for large
chunks of time.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass
kicked.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gode.

Title: Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
Post by Jasmyn on Jun 21^st, 2006, 3:11pm

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan
tpye reel gode.

I dont even have to consumpt alcohol, CH hve the same effact [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
Post by Carl_D on Jun 21^st, 2006, 6:38pm

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to listen to country music (or vice versa).

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
Post by Langa on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 8:36am

Quote:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.

:-X

Langa

Title: Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
Post by taraann on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 9:57am

HAHA

A secondary warning....Never, ever be the first one to pass out.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink2.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink3.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink4.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink5.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink6.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink8.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink9.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink10.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink12.jpg
And the #1 reason
Not to pass out first around "friends"
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y232/luckycharm01/Drink13.jpg

Title: Re: Alcohol WARNING.....
Post by Goblin on Jun 22^nd, 2006, 10:08am

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Now what?
I'm not as think as yo drunk I am occifer. ;;D