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(Message started by: Jonny on Jun 15th, 2006, 7:53pm)
Title: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 15th, 2006, 7:53pm
Ok, some of you know that Chewy bought a new boat (well, maybe slightly used)....I say we give him a few names to consider ;;D

Its fiberglass, 15 foot and has a 55 HP motor on it  :o ....put it this way, if he hits another boats wake at top speed this thing will be 20 feet in the air......LOL

I already told him that I will be wearing a life jacket and he is only to go at trolling speed when im aboard...thats unless we are towing Sean on a tire tube and throwing chum at him  ;)

Like him or not I want to hear what you would call his boat (I really want to hear from folks that dont like him....LMAO)

Ive come up with "Flying Ass-hole" ;;D

What say you?
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:01pm
"Eye Sore"   or   "Aye Sore"   or   "Eye Soar"   or   "Aye Soar"







He posted his picture, eyesore fits but aye soar will distort reality enough for him and reference clusters also.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:14pm
The name should fit the man not the boat.

How about "The piece of shit".....LMMFAO ;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Kirk on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:21pm
Bendover
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Ree on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:21pm
Name it after Gilligans boat... "the Minnow".... I think that would be appropriate you can be the Skipper....

We could fill the other members of the cast I'm sure... I'll be Mary Ann.....

ree (Ann Marie)
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Kirk on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:26pm
Nazard to Havigation. No wait thats both of their conditions. On second thought, yes it fits.

M/V Nazard to Havigation


[smiley=smokin.gif]
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by pattik on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:29pm
Bee-gull,  or Bea-gull......
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:33pm
"No show"......when it comes to cookouts....thats Chewy ;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Charlotte on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:38pm
Morning Glory.

Charlotte
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:39pm

Quote:
Bea-gull


My last boat was the BGull 2.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 15th, 2006, 8:45pm
Have you been CG certified to work that boat?

If not I will be fishing off the pier in your back yard......LOL
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 15th, 2006, 9:04pm
Dont matter. CG cant catch me !

Full throttle, cross a wake and.................................

Airborn!

Probably land in Chelsea.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by stevegeebe on Jun 15th, 2006, 9:09pm
Pie Pan

Steve G
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Jun 15th, 2006, 9:27pm

on 06/15/06 at 20:26:55, Kirk wrote:
Nazard to Havigation. No wait thats both of their conditions. On second thought, yes it fits.

M/V Nazard to Havigation


[smiley=smokin.gif]

[smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 15th, 2006, 9:33pm

on 06/15/06 at 21:04:33, chewy wrote:
Probably land in Chelsea.


Thats what im worried about.....we could be the missle that hits an LNG tanker docked there ;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by jimmers on Jun 15th, 2006, 9:36pm
How about "Just Add Water"

Seeya,

Jimmers
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by alchemy on Jun 15th, 2006, 9:42pm
how about the SS FLOATING TURD
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Redd715 on Jun 15th, 2006, 10:07pm
Bath House Bardge... ;;D


(If Ree's Mary Ann, Then as the resident large brested Redhead I guess I better be Ginger.)
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Mattrf on Jun 15th, 2006, 10:22pm
How about "Gummy Bear" they are Chewy
[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Sean_C on Jun 15th, 2006, 10:34pm
Rainbows End
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by KingOfPain on Jun 15th, 2006, 10:50pm
GOIN'  DOWN!

;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by BobG on Jun 15th, 2006, 11:01pm
30 years ago when I was young and stupid I had a boat called "Wet Dream". He can have that name.

Or "Social Disease"
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by cootie on Jun 15th, 2006, 11:12pm
"Sea Monkey"..............floater boater Pam  8)

('Turd' is my second choice)
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 15th, 2006, 11:13pm
The "Freemont Rash"
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by FramCire on Jun 15th, 2006, 11:26pm
To give some free press to a CH group how about:

"The OUCH Potato"
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Tom K on Jun 15th, 2006, 11:27pm
Ted Kennedy's Other Car...



NO? [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by gore2424 on Jun 16th, 2006, 12:29am
" CHEW TOY"
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 16th, 2006, 12:50am
The Yankee Clipper
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 16th, 2006, 1:05am
Choo Choo
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Ghost on Jun 16th, 2006, 1:22am
Midget Defiler! ;;D

Mike
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by vietvet2tours on Jun 16th, 2006, 1:36am
               Balls Deep
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by LeLimey on Jun 16th, 2006, 4:00am
Why are we even trying to name this boat?!Try as I might I just can't see Chewy as "Able Seaman".....

Personally I've always like bird names for boats, Being as this one is Chewy's it could really only be "The Swallow"...
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Sean_C on Jun 16th, 2006, 6:16am
You gotta love that British wit Don [smiley=laugh.gif]

Keepem comin guys, some great names so far [smiley=laugh.gif]

Sean................................... ;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 16th, 2006, 6:54am

Quote:
You gotta love that British wit


Yeah but why are they always thinking about seaman ?

Safe boating.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Melissa on Jun 16th, 2006, 8:20am
How about "OneAnnoyingM0therFuckerOwnsThisDingy" ;;D

Ok, ok, how's about "The Sea Scum"??

;)
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by imnotbub on Jun 16th, 2006, 9:30am
How about.....

"----THE GLORY HOLE---"

Has a nice ring AY?

Steve

[smiley=cowboy.gif] [smiley=moon.gif][smiley=cowboy.gif]
Damn mountain boys keep sneekin' in here
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by brewcrew on Jun 16th, 2006, 9:55am
I gotta go with:

Turd In The Punchbowl
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by alchemy on Jun 16th, 2006, 10:00am
spermwhale
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Margi on Jun 16th, 2006, 10:01am
Helen's on the right track here but just need a lil Canadian push....

seeing as how Don is a boat lover and he's been lusting after getting another boat, I offer for consideration the following name:

Wet Dreams


;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Slammy on Jun 16th, 2006, 10:23am
How 'bout....


" Hostas La Bye Bye"    ;;D



Slammy   8)
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 16th, 2006, 10:47am




              The Donald Tramp
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 16th, 2006, 11:20am

Quote:
I gotta go with:

Turd In The Punchbowl


As you should.


Quote:
The Donald Tramp


I like that one!
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by seasonalboomer on Jun 16th, 2006, 11:31am
THE PEE EFF



Scott ;)
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by brewcrew on Jun 16th, 2006, 11:39am

on 06/16/06 at 11:20:43, chewy wrote:
As you should.

Correct. It ain't my boat.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Richr8 on Jun 16th, 2006, 11:53am
How about one of these?

Chewless
Bob on This  
Chum Lord
Sotally Tober
Puddle Pirate
Slow White
Sea My Johnson (need a new engine)
Little Toot
Toy Yot
Boobie Trap
S.S. Wetcherbutt
Refried Boogie
Buoys Toys
Don Periscope
Boston Sea Party
Wet-Ever
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 16th, 2006, 12:23pm
The St Fud Ferry
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by boonie on Jun 16th, 2006, 1:28pm
CHEWBACCA
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jimi on Jun 16th, 2006, 1:37pm
Ok.I have 3 possibilities

1. Stiff Ripples
2. Deep Trout
3. Smells Like Fish

;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by vietvet2tours on Jun 16th, 2006, 1:38pm
    My hole in the water
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by E-Double on Jun 16th, 2006, 3:53pm
Drop-duh-sope

http://www.collegedowntime.com/funnypictures/images/Drop_the_Soap.jpg
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Charlotte on Jun 16th, 2006, 3:56pm
I like choo choo & chewbaca, both.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by JeffB on Jun 16th, 2006, 3:58pm
s.s. smelly clam
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by JeffB on Jun 16th, 2006, 4:02pm

on 06/16/06 at 06:54:31, chewy wrote:
Yeah but why are they always thinking about seaman ?

Safe boating.

A seaman is what comes out of a petty officers d$ck
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 16th, 2006, 4:09pm
SS Dogs Balls ;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 16th, 2006, 4:18pm
Here are a couple more...



  Fah Get A Boat It



www.el.com/aboard



  Barely A Wake



...or he could just name it "The Jenny" like the rest of his shrimpin boats ;)


DD
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 16th, 2006, 4:21pm
S.S. Lil PP......LMAO ;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by medic1852 on Jun 16th, 2006, 5:03pm
SS Marathon Man
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by jimmers on Jun 16th, 2006, 5:44pm
How about "Dons Ho" ;;D

Jimmers
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Chillrmn1 on Jun 16th, 2006, 6:42pm
Was going to submit "Rainbow-Bend", but Helen's on spot with hers:

on 06/16/06 at 04:00:18, LeLimey wrote:
Being as this one is Chewy's it could really only be "The Swallow"...

"The Swallow"
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 16th, 2006, 6:56pm
ST FUD
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by cootie on Jun 17th, 2006, 1:21am
"DORK".......I win hands down Pam
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by wildhaus on Jun 17th, 2006, 1:52am
Sorry Jonny……… but newbie’s have no right for opinion…….  (in Chwy's book) so I will avoid
The “pleasure” of trying and finding a suitable name for her.
Or should I get .............sarcastic?

Michael
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Melissa on Jun 17th, 2006, 7:32am
Call it "Under There".  That way, everyone will say "Under where?" (get it, underware??)

aaaaaaahahahahahahahaaa

ok, nevermind ::)
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 17th, 2006, 8:37am

Quote:
(in Chwy's book)



Titled "Get Over Yourself"
1 Chapter
1 page
Large print

On sale for $14.95. I take PayPal.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by wildhaus on Jun 17th, 2006, 11:53am
Tks. Chewy.....   you did go for it.....    [smiley=laugh.gif]
that is 1:0 for me.......
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 17th, 2006, 1:17pm

Quote:
Tks. Chewy.....   you did go for it.....    
that is 1:0 for me.......


I have no idea what that means. LOL
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by wildhaus on Jun 17th, 2006, 2:06pm
As a boat is since ancient times referred to as a SHE! we should treat it the way she deserves,
with utmost respect, and care! (for the male part of us).
For you ladies sharpen your claws!……..  Chewy did you know that you should never let a female on to your boat - very bad luck!   :-X (you can guess by now that I’m a Navy man) you can not have tow loves in one place……. Or?   Most of the time hell will brake loose and most likely one will go of board with her feelings hurt, due to lake of attention………..
Oh and about the name,……… well that should be a tribute to the better part of us (female name)
Michael
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by chewy on Jun 17th, 2006, 3:53pm

Quote:
Chewy did you know that you should never let a female on to your boat - very bad luck!


WHAT ?

Who's going to cut the chum amd pull up the anchor?
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by AussieBrian on Jun 17th, 2006, 9:01pm
Bring me another cabin boy.  This one's split!
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jonny on Jun 18th, 2006, 11:47am
Ive got it!!!!

"Landlubber"

Seeing that the fuckin thing is not in the water and its mid June ;;D
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 18th, 2006, 12:12pm


So somebody get a bottle of "ripple"  and christen the damn thing.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Richr8 on Jun 18th, 2006, 3:42pm

on 06/18/06 at 11:47:51, Jonny wrote:
"Landlubber"  Seeing that the fuckin thing is not in the water and its mid June ;;D


...or the, "SS Neversail."
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by medic1852 on Jun 18th, 2006, 3:51pm
SS Hydrophob
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Kingjames1 on Jun 18th, 2006, 4:09pm
CHEWBOATA.
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Mattrf on Jun 19th, 2006, 1:53pm
To bad this one is taken
http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h209/mfranzen/Boat.jpg
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Jasmyn on Jun 20th, 2006, 3:48am
The Chewy Tucker
Title: Re: Help me name Chewy's boat
Post by Goblin on Jun 20th, 2006, 11:52am
Has anyone used Chum Chugger yet? [smiley=laugh.gif]


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