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(Message started by: Dave_Emond on Jun 13^th, 2006, 4:27am)

Title: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Dave_Emond on Jun 13^th, 2006, 4:27am

Okay, just typing because I'm bored and am supposed to work on my motor functions. Speaking of motor functions, like I've seen other posts on here with lists ... I've got one to add. My brother and I have been doing top 10 lists for over 20 years. Here's one that's tough to stay within 10 people, no politicians or world leaders (Like Hussien, Laden, Bush, Watt, etc..) that you think the world, especially the States, could do without. So we reserve tickets for them on the first spaceship to leave earth that will never return in hopes of making this a better world. I know some of my chocies may far differ from others, but hey ... this is my list.
:P
With only 10 seats available, makes it tough! :-/

1. Rush Limbaugh ( Been #1 on this list since inception!)
2. Howard Stearn (Shock radio, yeah right. Now you charge your listeners! Big shock you egomaniac!)
3. Jerry Springer ( Take your final though with you)
4. Jerry Falwell (God wishes you would shut up!)
5. Barbara Streisand (Like Jane Fonda you never know the details so ...Shut up already!)
6. Billy Mays ("Here for Oxy-Clean!" commercial guy ... aaarrrggghhh!)
7. Donald Trump (You're fired!)
8. Paris Hilton (Just go away! Bad influence on youth)
9. Richard Simmons (Sweatin' to the Oldies in space, is it far enough away?)
10. Michael Flatley (Go Riverdance with Simmons)

All in fun,
Dave ;;D

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by brewcrew on Jun 13^th, 2006, 7:54am

Every one of these folks....I think just turning 'em off would be much cheaper. In fact, mankind would be best served by smashing our TVs and radios and getting on with the art of living life as it was meant to be.

TV's and radios are for watching movies and sporting events. ;;D

Rocket ships....ppffffttttt. When you turn these people off, you kill them.

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by chewy on Jun 13^th, 2006, 8:03am

5-4-3-2- BYE!

http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMiMzqY5EIO8AhFejzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=12on2o8r9/EXP=1150286515/**http%3a//jingreed.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/cindy_sheehan_2.jpg

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by JeffB on Jun 13^th, 2006, 12:05pm

BABA BOOEY to you!

Bye For Now,

Eric the Midget.

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Richr8 on Jun 13^th, 2006, 12:20pm

on 06/13/06 at 06:17:01, KingOfPain wrote:

Put this psycho abomination in the cargo hold would ya?

http://tinyurl.com/fngcv

[Shirley Phelps Roper]

I feel a couple of well placed IED's are in order.

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Richr8 on Jun 13^th, 2006, 12:21pm

on 06/13/06 at 12:20:01, Richr8 wrote:

I feel a couple of well placed IED's are in order.

If they showed up at my kid's funeral, I'd be spending the rest of my life in jail.

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Jonny on Jun 13^th, 2006, 4:37pm

on 06/13/06 at 08:03:27, chewy wrote:

Gilligan is already dead....LOL ;;D

(Fly me with ballons....LOL )

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Ghost on Jun 13^th, 2006, 5:13pm

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=bow.gif]

Mike

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Paul98 on Jun 13^th, 2006, 7:26pm

I guess it's a toss up between Cindy (I couldn't be bothered to lay a grave marker on my son's grave) meathead or Blabs (do as I say, not as I do) Streisand.

They are like fingernails on a chalk board to me.

-P.

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Melissa on Jun 13^th, 2006, 7:44pm

1. my sister-in-law
2. the IRS (I know, already I'm past 10 people)
3. my brain
4. my ass
5. the 19 year old girl at Stop-N-Go who think she's "all that"
6. Mini Me
7. Katie Couric
8. Anna Nicole Smith
9. Brad Pitt
10. Michael Moore

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Charlie on Jun 13^th, 2006, 8:29pm

A-No. 1--- John Edward. No contest

Pat Roberston, Jerry Falwell and Tom Delay comin' around the bend. This is my axis of evil.

Charlie

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Kevin_M on Jun 13^th, 2006, 8:37pm

on 06/13/06 at 19:44:48, Melissa wrote:

1. my sister-in-law
2. the IRS (I know, already I'm past 10 people)
3. my brain

after being a little up in the air about it...

http://www.brainballoon.com/graphics/photos-mensa/mensa5.jpg

Off to balloonia bedlam and beyond!

http://www.brainballoon.com/graphics/photos-columbia/columbia3.jpg

neat tagline Bubbles ;)

Title: Re: Spaceship seats ...
Post by Melissa on Jun 13^th, 2006, 11:49pm

rotflmao Kevin, you find the coolest pics! ;;D