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(Message started by: superhawk2300 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 10:17pm)

Title: Homeland Security Detains Middle East Illegal
Post by superhawk2300 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 10:17pm

Today the Department of Homeland Security detained and interrogated a suspicious person of Middle East origin attempting to enter the US. The man was dressed in dingy robes, rope sandals, and had a cloth draped around his long-haired head as he tried to enter the country with no legal identification. To make matters worse he appears to speak only an older Middle Eastern dialect and NO English what-so-ever. He was sent to Guantonamo Bay for more “in-depth” questioning once a suitable translator is located; apparently he though it was acceptable to hug several INS and DHS officers!

Title: Re: Homeland Security Detains Middle East Illegal
Post by Tom K on Jun 7^th, 2006, 10:36pm

Let me guess....this is some sort of thing saying that DoS and INS tried to stop Jesus from entering, right? :-/