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(Message started by: Jayne on Jun 7^th, 2006, 3:09pm)

Title: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Jayne on Jun 7^th, 2006, 3:09pm

This happened to me a couple of weeks ago......TRUE STORY

I have had this sweet little Spanish man cutting my grass ever since I bought my new house.

He doesn't speak English very well, but we get by somehow.

Well, one Saturday, he had been cutting my grass.
There was a knock at the kitchen door.

I opened the door and there stood Roberto with blower in hand and goggles on his head, covered in grass.

"Yes Roberto?" I questioned. He looked around as if trying to find the words.....

"Miss Yayne" he said...."You want me trim your bush?"

I looked at him dead in the eye and said....."Oh, it's ok Roberto, I trimmed it in November"

BLESS HIM!! ;;D

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Jasmyn on Jun 7^th, 2006, 3:12pm

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Now all he has to say is:
"Me Tarzan, you Yayne!" [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Gena on Jun 7^th, 2006, 3:33pm

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Quote:

I looked at him dead in the eye and said....."Oh, it's ok Roberto, I trimmed it in November"

I would not have been able to do that ;;D

I missed the Jayne stories or should I say "Miss Yayne"

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 3:36pm

on 06/07/06 at 15:33:22, Gena wrote:

[smiley=crackup.gif]

I would not have been able to do that ;;D

I missed the Jayne stories or should I say "Miss Yayne"

[smiley=laugh.gif]

I miss them too!

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jun 7^th, 2006, 4:57pm

Me too! Come back Jayne - we miss you!

Carol

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Cathi04 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 5:06pm

OMG Jayne! We have the same gardener!

...........err....only mine's name is Manuel...............

.......and he only mows and weeds and deadheads........... :-/ :-/

More please!!!

Cathi ;;D

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by stevek on Jun 7^th, 2006, 5:37pm

Jayne - Nov!!! Sounds like the gardner is right - a trim is in order

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Melissa on Jun 7^th, 2006, 5:39pm

Uh huh. I can see you straight faced saying those words to that poor man. I would have told you it's time for an appointment again as bushes tend to get unruly if you let them sit so long.

you nutter [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Cathi04 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 6:02pm

...Soo, Jayne..........what do you say when your gardener offers to fertilize your shrubbery????

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM????????????????

( I just love offtempo jokes.....and LOOK! It only took me and HOUR to come up with that one!! ;;D)............
Turning the stage back over to you, Jayne!!
Cathi

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Jonny on Jun 7^th, 2006, 6:10pm

Does he have a green card? ;;D

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by LeLimey on Jun 7^th, 2006, 6:10pm

I hope you told him your bush was privet! ;)

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Redd715 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 6:46pm

Ohhhh

I miss the Jayne stories too.....

Please remember to come back soon Girlee!!

Luv you...

Pegg

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by BlueMeanie on Jun 7^th, 2006, 6:52pm

Hey, maybe that gardener could trim the bush with one of those animal designs. LMAO... you're too funny Jayne.

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by unsolved1 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 9:20pm

Let him do what he wants to with the bush ! He knows what he's doing ! ;;D

UNsolved

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by Paul98 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 9:49pm

Jayne-

Better that he had a blower in hand than a weed wacker!

OUCH!

-P.

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by superhawk2300 on Jun 7^th, 2006, 10:33pm

"wacker"

LMAO!

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by clarence on Jun 7^th, 2006, 10:50pm

This thread is USELESS without pics!

So, here:

http://www.nps.gov/vick/preserve/kudzu/kudzu.jpg

Casey

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by thomas on Jun 8^th, 2006, 8:36am

Looks like kudzu to me. ;)

Title: Re: My Spanish Gardner. (a little rude but true)
Post by JeffB on Jun 8^th, 2006, 3:01pm

Are you sure that was a blower in his hand? ;)