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(Message started by: BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jun 5^th, 2006, 8:36pm)

Title: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jun 5^th, 2006, 8:36pm

Don't piss off the auditor when you are trying to hide shit!!!
I walked into a place this morning and the person was an idiot with a bad poker face, then she kept changing her story.
So, I pulled out my microscope.

They are gonna be some upset mo-fo's when they get THAT bill!!!

Moral of the story: either don't try to hide shit, or learn how to hide it.

Happy Monday!!
B$

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 5^th, 2006, 8:51pm

So B$....Truth or Fiction....

Will wearing a low cut top help during an audit....

NO NO, not YOU wearing it.... ;)

DD, who still needs to file her taxes but DID file an extension.

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by chewy on Jun 5^th, 2006, 9:18pm

Just bring donuts.

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by BMoneeTheMoneeMan on Jun 5^th, 2006, 9:36pm

That depends, DD.
If you have huge, hot, lucious, round, bulging

Donuts, that will prolly be good enough.
[smiley=laugh.gif]
B$

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 5^th, 2006, 9:42pm

on 06/05/06 at 21:36:14, BMoneeTheMoneeMan wrote:

That depends, DD.
If you have huge, hot, lucious, round, bulging

Donuts, that will prolly be good enough.
[smiley=laugh.gif]
B$

Durn all the luck!!

And I thought I was in business til I got to the "Donuts" part....

Oh well, at least low cut tops are still good for getting out of traffic tickets ;)

DD

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by ShadowLord on Jun 5^th, 2006, 9:47pm

DD... Don't fret none... A low cut top could prolly convince someone to pay your bill for ya. It's all good...

PFDAN................................................... ShadowLord

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by Guiseppi on Jun 5^th, 2006, 9:59pm

I have NEVER EVER let a woman out of a ticket for wearing a low, revealing, sexy top............it's just coincidence that I let them off!!!!!!!! Honest.......and for heavens sakes Lelimey, don't tell the Queen of Hearts.

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by Tom K on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:01pm

All clevage all the time! :o ;;D

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by LeLimey on Jun 6^th, 2006, 2:36am

on 06/05/06 at 21:59:33, Guiseppi wrote:

s'alright Guiseppi, I got stopped during the Easter holidays for being 25 MPH over the speed limit (on a motorway I do NOT speed anywhere else!)
Not only did I NOT get a ticket but I got the copper to write down that I was 5' one and a half inches tall on the stop notice! (they have to issue one to cover their backs but it doesn't mean anything!)

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 6^th, 2006, 7:38am

I have a perfectly good explanation for EVERY expense!

The HOT TUB??? Wellllll, my doc thought it would be good for my health! And here's the RX -- (see you can cover your a$$ is you have a good doc!)

Had a freaking auditor question NAILS on a builder's return. Get a clue! Builders use nails! That was the day I was having a CH and she pissed me off - I threw the file at her and went home and wrote my Senator and got her rear fired.

Blue - I'm not being nasty to you -- I just hate audits. I've actually had a couple of audits (and auditors) that weren't that bad and the auditor was "reasonable". They're just hard on "honest" people who know they didn't do anything wrong, but get nervous and try to "help" by telling too much.

Hugs BD

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by BobG on Jun 6^th, 2006, 8:58am

Not too long ago we had one of those "auditors" here at work that watch people working, how they spend their time, their movements, etcs. They write reports on how to improve performance and such.
He fell asleep while watching the electricians. Auditors are kinda goofy. ;;D

Title: Re: Make a mental sticky note................
Post by drivin_blind on Jun 6^th, 2006, 1:04pm

on 06/06/06 at 08:58:15, BobG wrote:

We were just notified that we were "Chosen" to participate in one of these "Studies". It will last, get this, for approximatly one year. Ether, I need Ether. Wake me when it's over!