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Title: I wish this were so!! Post by PL259 on Jun 4th, 2006, 7:14pm Maybe a bit radical. A bit off the wall. Will never happen, actually it can't. But wouldn't it be fun :) Also, who remembers what next tuesday is? I wish this were so!! WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of Iraq regime has been completed. Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war, our mission in Iraq is complete. This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now to begin the reckoning. Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries, which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short. The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of the countries listed there. The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the world's nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of both lists later this evening. Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war. The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption. Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France. In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we will hunt you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth. Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China. I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia. Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bonïchance, mes amis. I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. You creeps have tens of thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in the world. I love New York. A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not pissing us off for a change. Mexico’s also on List 2. President Fox and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess where I am going to put’em? Yep, border security. Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty - starting now. We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there. They care. It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "darn tootin." Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It is time to eliminate hunger in America. It is time to eliminate homelessness in America. To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget. To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak Arabic. God bless America. Thank you and good night. If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by john_d on Jun 4th, 2006, 8:53pm I would love to hear him say it was all just a bad dream. I was not stupid enough to invade Iraq without decent international support. I was also not dumb enough to try to openly bully the rest of the world without considering the political and economic impact and the resulting surge of democratically-elected radical-leftist American-hating leaders in so many of our Latin America neighbors did not actually happen. I did not make a failed attempt to merge some of the governments most important functions into one 'golden hammer' home-security branch and it did not result in a catastrophic failure during one of our nations worst natural disasters. It's was all just a bad dream and we still have a shred of the dignity we did 5-6 years ago. But that's just me. 8) |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by broomhilda on Jun 4th, 2006, 9:02pm Oh for fucks sakes... >:( :-X never mind |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 4th, 2006, 9:08pm on 06/04/06 at 20:53:20, john_d wrote:
Yeah, cuz the Gov and Mayor didn't drag their feet on that one...It's all Bush's fault.... ::) 50 school busses parked in a lot surrounded by water AFTER the leevees were breached, that could have been used IF the Mayor and Gov had listened to FEMA to get the people out. Oh yeah, and don't forget firearms of private citizens, used for self defense, being confiscated, leaving these people at the hands of the looters...Yep, you're damn skippy...All Bush's fault. ::) ::) And let's not forget, the Congressman, William Jefferson. Made a National Guard detachment drive him in a duce and a half, to his home, through the middle of the hurricane, to get some "private" files from his house. Then expected the Guardsmen to load a safe into the vehicle. The added weight and pouring rain, got the vehicle stuck. A Blackhawk circled over head for an hour and a half, until another duce and a half could come in and pull out the first. But, you're right...that whole waste of taxpayers money, personnel that could have been helping people seek shelter, eh, it's all Bush's fault...We all get it...You don't like Bush... |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by john_d on Jun 4th, 2006, 9:29pm on 06/04/06 at 21:08:17, Tom K wrote:
Speak for yourself, and no you don't get it. It's true I dislike Bush, or at least I am annoyed with him. But that's very recent. My reasons for feeling the way I do are purely based on what has happened since 9/11. I feel like the executive branch took advantage of the new situation to push a neo-conservative agenda, I think the results are going to be a long term problem for us and it makes me mad that it happened. That's all. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by PL259 on Jun 4th, 2006, 9:32pm Nowhere did that say George W. Bush. " WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH? " Note it says any president, democrat or republican. Both have done their share, Iraq, Bosnia, Somilia, etc, etc, I don't know about you but I have as much dignity and faith in my country as I did 5 or 6 years ago, hell or even 30+ years ago. To be perfectly honest I don't care for any damn politicians from either party. Maybe it is just time for us to let the rest of the world take care of their own crap. Nuff said |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Grandma_Sweet_Boy on Jun 4th, 2006, 9:36pm :-X - You don't even want to know how hard it is to keep out of this rant! >:( |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Kevin_M on Jun 4th, 2006, 10:03pm The article appears to have a "less colorful than red" carpet attitude reflecting toward the international contribution from friends here, some who are making a HUGE effort to attend the convention from very far. Also. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by john_d on Jun 4th, 2006, 10:17pm on 06/04/06 at 21:32:04, PL259 wrote:
Not exactly what I meant by dignity. I am a loyal American moderate with paleo-conservative sympathies. Conservatives really need to learn the difference between paleo-conservatives and neo-conservatives. Two very different drum-beats and different viewpoints, the confusion between the two is the neo's best friend. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Redd715 on Jun 4th, 2006, 10:33pm http://www.recordsale.de/cdpix/s/saltnpepa-lets_talk_about_sex.jpg |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 4th, 2006, 10:40pm on 06/04/06 at 21:29:47, john_d wrote:
I do speak for myself and I do get it. What should we have done after 9/11? If he did nothing to develope some kind of security, then everyone would have been bitching that he did nothing. And if there was another attack on US soil, then he would have heard about that even more. Can't have it both ways. Hind sight is 20/20, and it is easy to pick apart every little thing that has gone wrong. ::) |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Charlie on Jun 4th, 2006, 10:51pm "You're doing a heckuva job Brownie." http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/madhouse/sarcastic_hand.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Charlie |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by john_d on Jun 4th, 2006, 10:56pm on 06/04/06 at 22:40:54, Tom K wrote:
Ironically, 'Hind sight is 20/20' is my favorite CYA phrase. ;;D Those things are not nit-picks by a long shot. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by BobG on Jun 5th, 2006, 4:28am Quote:
Hmmmm....you might want to rethink that statement. Canada now has the world's largest oil deposits. Piss them off and you might be walking to work tomorrow. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by floridian on Jun 5th, 2006, 7:36am Instead, we wake up to hear this: Quote:
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by clarence on Jun 5th, 2006, 8:16am Can someone hijack this thread... right after flo gives the link for that article? :-/ Casey |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by nani on Jun 5th, 2006, 8:22am I'm going to stay out of this....mostly. One aside to that article from Flo. The military, in all it's wisdom, is taking kids diagnosed with PTSD from their tour in Iraq... and guess where they are sending them? Yup...back to Iraq. Yeah, that's where they should go... :-/ I'm afraid we'll be hearing more about civilian massacres as time goes on. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by floridian on Jun 5th, 2006, 10:06am on 06/05/06 at 08:16:34, clarence wrote:
sorry, http://www.capitolhillblue.com/artman/publish/article_8790.shtml |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 11:03am on 06/05/06 at 07:36:00, floridian wrote:
It's a flippin war for christs sake! ::) It is tragic but civilians die. We, America, are probably the most "civil" when it comes to battle. We go out of our way to not bomb masques(sp), even when we know snipers are in there taking out our guys. The Marines who killed those people are going to swing for it, the commanding officer the highest. Nothing new, it is part of Marine doctrine. All you arm chair quarterbacks can point fingers all you want, but it happens. Innocents die in every war, that's why there aren't that many. You try staying up for 3-4 days straight, have a bunch of people bomb your unit, oh BTW, they all look the same as civilians because they know it is good camoflague(sp), then pick out the bombers from the group. Not too easy, eh? This whole thing is really great for morale, not only for the troops over there, but for the families of their's over here. Bet that makes them feel real good, doesn't it? But everyone who is against the war, go ahead and bash the whole operation. YOU'RE the real hero's, aren't you. ::) ::) ::) |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by karma on Jun 5th, 2006, 11:13am Tom, Read the article! the people quoted are Military commanders, Military wives and retired military. Are you saying they aren't heros because they have an opinion or because the opinion doesn't jibe with official opinion? |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 11:31am on 06/05/06 at 11:13:48, karma wrote:
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This is the way it should be handled and the way it has been handled in the past. Anyone who speaks on any on-going military action is usually court martialed. When did McCaffrey retire? 1996, so he has never been boots down in Iraq, doesn't know the plan of the commanders over there, he is arm chair quarterbacking. Yeah, he did a little report that ripped the command, but he did it from 3000 miles away. And, as for what that Marine wife said...well, as hard to believe as it is, there has always been hazing, drug use and drinking in the military. Some partake, some don't. What she has done, is throw the entire unit, the Marine Corps and action over there, down the toilet, by that statment. Now everyone who has served over there is going to be looked at as a drunk, drug user, who shoots first and asks questions later. It's not the case. My whole deal with this is that, we were told before the action started that it wouldn't be over quickly, that it would take time and it would cost lives. Now that everyone has forgotten that, it is time to rip apart the command, the Presidnet and the troops on the ground. Ask anyone who has come to this country from some war torn part of the world and they will tell you that America is the best place on the earth and that we should spread our demoracy across the planet. Maybe everyone who has grown up in America with the freedoms that we have, is spoiled by them. Maybe everyone should have to put in some time in the Service. See what other people go through. Maybe then everyone would respect the country a little bit more and see what we are doing isn't a bad thing. I'm off my soap box ;) |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 11:54am on 06/05/06 at 08:16:34, clarence wrote:
Who saw the worst season ending of what has become the biggest hack show ever...The Soprano's. Blech...Way to bring the suck for an entire season, David Chase. Brokeback Mafia. I'm glad I waited the 17 years or what ever it was to see that garbage...If it wasn't for Lucky Louie, I would cancel my HBO. I want the 13 hours of my life, that I wasted on this season, back. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by brewcrew on Jun 5th, 2006, 12:08pm on 06/05/06 at 11:54:14, Tom K wrote:
But you're not bitter or anything.... ;) Sorry, didn't see it. I've never had HBO, never will. Too much to do. In fact, you should go and cut your cable or smash your dish right now. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 12:10pm on 06/05/06 at 12:08:34, brewcrew wrote:
Does it show? ;;D I'm contemplating taking the shotgun to the dish as we speak... [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by brewcrew on Jun 5th, 2006, 12:13pm on 06/05/06 at 12:10:38, Tom K wrote:
DO IT! Just take it off your roof first. [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 12:14pm on 06/05/06 at 12:13:35, brewcrew wrote:
PULL [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by john_d on Jun 5th, 2006, 12:19pm Last night's season finale was so boring I can't even remember what it was about. I think they plan on eight more episodes. I am just waiting for the next 'Rome' season, now that was a good HBO series. on 06/05/06 at 11:54:14, Tom K wrote:
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by clarence on Jun 5th, 2006, 4:17pm on 06/05/06 at 12:14:47, Tom K wrote:
You got pics? ;;D Casey |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 4:35pm on 06/05/06 at 16:17:35, clarence wrote:
This thread is worthless with out pix... Actually, somewhere I have pix of me and a friend shooting sporting clays. Great fun!! |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by PL259 on Jun 5th, 2006, 4:53pm Bout damn time somebody hijacked this thread. now for pics, shooting clay pigeons (is that politically correct ? [smiley=huh.gif]) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Jimbo803/Gifs/yossam1.gif Missed the pigeons Back to original post first line "Maybe a bit radical. A bit off the wall. Will never happen, actually it can't. But wouldn't it be fun " Key words "never happen" "actually it can't" "fun" I would never intentionally hurt anyones feelings, however if I really wanted to I damn will can. Second Line "Also, who remembers what next tuesday is?" I am very disappointed in all of you. Apparently you don't read well, or read what you want into things. Anyhow wtf today is my day, think I will go to the pond drink a beer and enjoy myself. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/Jimbo803/Gifs/ani-moon.gif I'm outta here |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Jonny on Jun 5th, 2006, 5:32pm on 06/05/06 at 16:53:52, PL259 wrote:
http://www.sounddogs.com/previews/2224/mp3/439057_SOUNDDOGS_MA.mp3 |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 5:40pm on 06/05/06 at 16:53:52, PL259 wrote:
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 6:42pm on 06/05/06 at 18:38:13, PL259 wrote:
Tomorrow-shamarow...This week is all about how much crap can work pile into one week. It's the end of the school year, you know. We have events every day and night this week and coming weekend. I'll get a grip on Monday the 12th. ;;D |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by PL259 on Jun 5th, 2006, 6:48pm Previous post removed, was told it was out of line. Sorry Tom, |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Jonny on Jun 5th, 2006, 6:50pm on 06/05/06 at 18:48:51, PL259 wrote:
You fag.....LMAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by deltadarlin on Jun 5th, 2006, 6:53pm on 06/05/06 at 18:50:00, Jonny wrote:
Johnny, I guess this is where the *feminine* influence comes in, eh? I asked him to remove it. now, when do we have an appointment to |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Jonny on Jun 5th, 2006, 6:56pm on 06/05/06 at 18:53:18, deltadarlin wrote:
You dont need one, its falling out at record pace.....LMMFAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Charlie on Jun 5th, 2006, 7:05pm Getting back to Tony Soprano and his fun-loving crew: ZZZZZZZ Bleaugh. The last episode sucked big time. Seems to have been that way ever since Junior plugged him. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/hook.gif Damn. I really miss Junior. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by john_d on Jun 5th, 2006, 7:13pm on 06/05/06 at 19:05:29, Charlie wrote:
damn Charlie, I think you are right- that is exactly when it started going downhill. Good call ;) |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Tom K on Jun 5th, 2006, 7:38pm on 06/05/06 at 18:48:51, PL259 wrote:
Appology accepted??? [smiley=huh.gif] I am lost and have no clue as to what the appology is for. Not that I'm usually lost at this point of the year... |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by WhoIsTedNow on Jun 13th, 2006, 1:44am I love this post so I figure I'll bump it to say what I have to say. What I don't have to say, but I love stirring the pot so I'll say it is... Goddamned redneck hicks! The rest of the world disagrees with an immoral war that we should have not gotten our butts into so now they are evil for saying what most Americans have been saying? What about the illegal wire tapping we do nowadays? On another note (and the real one I'm here for), for those who know me you know what clusters have been for me. I started them when I was 18 and within a few years I went from 2X p/yr to 2-6 week breaks from them. After over a decade of that I went to geting hit 6-10X p/day from 1998 until... wait for it... last July (2 weeks before I turned 40). I haven't really been here for a couple of years and in the last one I went from morbidly chronic (yes I tried it) to almost a year of NO clusters at all. I still get some kind of headaches still (could be shadows and could be something that used to trigger them) but nothing where I have to do much but stay semi-still for 5-10 minutes. So, why am I telling you this when most of you don't know who I am? Hope baby. Hope is what we have and hope is what we live for. I was a worst-case scenario and now I'm doing well. So, if you're giving up, DON'T! I was there and now I'm in a place I never thought I'd be in. Love, Ol' Blue Lips "Ted" P.S. This war sucks and Bush is immoral. |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Melissa on Jun 13th, 2006, 9:03am Hey Ted, you must be getting OLD like Jonny! :D |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Margi on Jun 13th, 2006, 9:51am on 06/13/06 at 01:44:18, WhoIsTedNow wrote:
Aw, Teddy, why'd ya bury this here in this thread? This post should have a thread all it's own. Hell, it should have a PAGE all it's own. I'm one of the ones who know you here and I do know the hell you went through. I remember chatting with you online and, in the space of a couple hours, you'd get hit as many times and I could feel how close you were coming to the edge. I remember your Blue Lip Boogie, and I'm sure Georgia does too! Thank God Georgia was on the ball that day!! This is fantastic news, Ted - this is to be celebrated, not buried in a political thread. You were labelled as an 'intractable chronic'. You tried pretty much everything under the sun to no avail. At one point, your only friend was oxygen and it even betrayed you at times. I couldn't be happier for you, Jayacat, you know that. I hope you're out there enjoying the sunshine and living life as it is meant to be lived. Your post gives everyone hope and everyone should know of your victory! Thank you for posting this!! CONGRATULATIONS, TED!!! :-* love, Margi |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Slammy on Jun 13th, 2006, 10:40am on 06/13/06 at 09:51:36, Margi wrote:
Ted IS...... a political thread, Margeaux [smiley=laugh.gif] He belongs up there in Canada, where the rest of the blue lippers are! ;) Slammy 8) |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 13th, 2006, 11:24am Thank you for the hope Ted. I couldn't be happier for you, if you'd won the lottery. I hope you're doing what Margi said. Get out and enjoy life. Linda |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Charlie on Jun 13th, 2006, 7:48pm Me happy too Ted. http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/user/Just_Cuz_14.gif?SSImageQuality=Full Good to see yuz here and good to know that things are as they are. Hope we hear more from you. Where is Georgia by the way? Come Den...it's time to let her up out of the cellar. Haven't heard much about your clan lately. Charlie |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by Jonny on Jun 13th, 2006, 8:20pm on 06/13/06 at 01:44:18, WhoIsTedNow wrote:
Welcome to the "Chronic to nothing" club, Ted! Its just a shame that you cant stop registering different profiles! Quote:
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by WhoIsTedNow on Jun 13th, 2006, 11:02pm on 06/13/06 at 20:20:41, Jonny wrote:
Good to see you're out of the chronics too, jonny. And that's a good point. I created this screenname when I forgot my password and hit the "forgot my password" button several times but never got one sent to me for "Ted." Then I wanted to post the post of hope six months ago but forgot my password for this one too. So, after several hits of "forgot my password" and no reply I waited and tried several months later. And after a few days I started the new name that you put up here (It was suggested to me if I wasn't getting the password to start a new name and try again). Then I got the password for this one, though I'd prefer to be writing as "Ted." I'm not sure what this has to do with why I posted my post, which was to give hope to those who are still suffering and thinking the world is bleak and these will never stop. For those of you who are at that point, re-read my post and take it for why it was put there. And if Jonny's been free of these too for a while, take strength there too. Chronics that you never expected to be rid of these are rid of these. I did the shrooms and jonny didn't. Stay strong. No matter your path to freedom, it's there if you hang on. STRENGTH!!! |
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Title: Re: I wish this were so!! Post by andrewjb on Jun 13th, 2006, 11:07pm :),in the words of bob dylan "we live in a political world",take violence out of the equation.learn to cooperate,learn to learn. |
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