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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 3:24pm)

Title: Favorite put down
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 3:24pm

I heard someone say this the other day....thought it was funny.................." He's or she's two clowns short of a circus."

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by alchemy on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 3:31pm

I always liked your father should have pulled out early

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Donna_D. on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 4:48pm

My favorite at the moment...

"i'm sorry, I don't speak fluent idiot. You will need to speak very slowly so that I can understand you."

DD

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Tom K on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 5:08pm

Why don't you flush your computer down the toilet, buy a Etch-A-Sketch and go f*** your mother.

If I throw some toothpicks on the floor, can you give me an exact count?

You're proof that there is nothing idiot proof in the world.

I've got a million of them! ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Cathi04 on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 5:33pm

Ummm...

Excuse me, but you have me confused with someone who gives a rip!

[smiley=wave.gif] [smiley=wave.gif]
Hiiii, Zwibby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cathi

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by chewy on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 5:39pm

Just another clown on a bus full if Bozos

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by BarbaraD on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 7:12pm

My mother's favorite:

I hope your mother doesn't bite you when you get home tonight.

(usually took people a while to figure out she'd just called them a SOB! - now that lady had some tact!)

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by jimmers on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 7:56pm

If not a very nice persons could fly, you would live at the airport!

Jimmers

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by vietvet2tours on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 8:05pm

To my son with four kids. "Why don't you fold it over so the squirt end sticks out."

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Lizzie2 on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 8:12pm

Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

And likewise...

Not the brightest crayon in the box.

;)

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 8:20pm

"Not the brightest bulb in the chandelierre" (sp?)
"Dumber than a bag of hammers"

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Redd715 on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 8:27pm

Were your parents cousins?

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

You're the kind of a man that you could use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Gator on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 10:27pm

If brains was gas you couldn't drive a go-kart around a cheerio.

If brains was dynamite you couldn't blow your nose.

The brain in your skull is like a bb on a 4 lane highway.

You're the poster boy for retroactive abortion.

The best part of you dribbled down your moma's leg.

Do you have to work at being so stupid or does it just come naturally?

I'll quit for now.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by tanner on Jun 4^th, 2006, 12:45am

And your point is ?

..........Tim

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by LeLimey on Jun 4^th, 2006, 3:24am

If I wanted to listen to an arsehole I'd have farted.

What am I? Fly paper for freaks?

The only mark you'll ever make in life is a skidmark

and my current favourite "I want a man, not his dinner" ...doesn't really leave them anywhere to come back from!(But I don't want a bloody man either!)

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 4^th, 2006, 7:25am

Hiiii, Zwibby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Cathi--I was worried about you missing.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by chewy on Jun 4^th, 2006, 8:31am

Quote:

If brains was gas you couldn't drive a go-kart around a cheerio.

ROFLMAO!

Me and Sean?? We be geniuses !

YUP YUP YUP YUP

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/seanchewy1.jpg

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by alchemy on Jun 4^th, 2006, 1:34pm

you're so ugly as a kid your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Gator on Jun 4^th, 2006, 6:07pm

You're so ugly your mom used to set you up in the corner and feed you with a slingshot.

You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water.

When you were born, your mom said, Oh, what a treasure." Your dad said, Quick. Let's bury it."

You're so ugly, when you were little, cats used to try to bury you in the sand box.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Redd715 on Jun 4^th, 2006, 6:14pm

He was born in an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by ShadowLord on Jun 4^th, 2006, 7:18pm

I'm sorry... But you must've mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

Go home and grow some pubes.

Are you tryin' to be funny, or do you naturally look like that?

PFDAN.............................................. ShadowLord

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Sean_C on Jun 4^th, 2006, 7:59pm

on 06/04/06 at 13:34:37, alchemy wrote:

you're so ugly as a kid your mom had to tie a pork chop around your neck to get the dog to play with you

ROTFLMMFAO I have to remember that one [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by chewy on Jun 4^th, 2006, 8:01pm

Did you take stupid training or is it a natural talent?

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Redd715 on Jun 4^th, 2006, 8:13pm

You must have what it takes to be stupid...because it's working.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Redd715 on Jun 4^th, 2006, 8:20pm

If I got smart with you, how would you know?

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by alchemy on Jun 4^th, 2006, 8:28pm

Does the song Dueling Banjos make you homesick?

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by medic1852 on Jun 4^th, 2006, 9:35pm

Your so fat you could jump up in the air and get stuck.

Your so ugly you have to sneak up on the mirror.

Sharper than a stewed tomato.

Sharper than a leading edge of a basketball.

Rodger

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by ShadowLord on Jun 4^th, 2006, 10:06pm

Did you lose your mind, or did it run away from embarrassment?

PFDAN................................................ ShadowLord

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Ghost on Jun 5^th, 2006, 9:56am

Your'e so ugly when you was young your mother took you everywhere so she wouldn't have to kiss you goodbye! ;;D ;)

Mike

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by unsolved1 on Jun 5^th, 2006, 10:35am

You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor didn't know which end to slap ... so he yelled "TWINS !"

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Redd715 on Jun 5^th, 2006, 10:41am

You're so ugly,...when you were born the doctor slapped your Mother.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Tom K on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:05am

You bring stupid to a whole new level.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Redd715 on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:07am

I may be fat, but you're ugly.....and I can diet.

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Melissa on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:13am

My favorite put downs?

I really don't have any. But I think the worst put down I've ever known, is the word "no". I had to say that a couple times to some people this past weekend, LOL!

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by LeLimey on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:36am

I got a lovely one in on a copper in Asda on Tuesday last week.. was talking to a friend on the phone and giggling. As I came off the phone there were two policemen behind me (buying sarnies!) and one said "Thats a seriously sexy giggle you have there" I looed him up and down very pointedly and said "You wouldn't say that if I was giggling while you were getting undressed in front of me"

Well his mate found it funny at least.. ::)

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by imnotbub on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:41am

Helen, you truly are wicked! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Steve

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by medic1852 on Jun 5^th, 2006, 11:42am

on 06/05/06 at 11:36:57, LeLimey wrote:

New keyboard $79
New Monitor $239
Coffee Clean up..Free [smiley=spit.gif]
Rodger

Title: Re: Favorite put down
Post by Ghost on Jun 5^th, 2006, 4:31pm

Ya know ladies it aint to bad when you laugh just don't point too! :o ;;D 8)

Mike