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(Message started by: jimmers on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 2:29pm)

Title: HELP ME!!!
Post by jimmers on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 2:29pm

It's a beautiful day, the wifes working me like a dog doing yardwork, and I'm fresh outta beer.

I better get laid tonight, or theres gonna be hell to pay! ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by pattik on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 2:44pm

AWWWW [smiley=nopity.gif]you poor thing. Just be glad it's so nice today. ;;D

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by Jonny on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 2:50pm

on 06/03/06 at 14:29:56, jimmers wrote:

It's a beautiful day, the wifes working me like a dog doing yardwork, and I'm fresh outta beer.

If youve had a few beers and dont want to drive, do what I do, call a cab and tell them to swing by the packie and deliver to your house....works every time.....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by FramCire on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 3:05pm

on 06/03/06 at 14:29:56, jimmers wrote:

It's a beautiful day, the wifes working me like a dog doing yardwork, and I'm fresh outta beer.

I better get laid tonight, or theres gonna be hell to pay! ;;D

Jimmers

How in the world were we suppossed to "HELP" you?

If you are looking from some action from people on the board, shouldn't you be doing their yardwork?

;)

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by jimmers on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 3:17pm

Whew!

Just snuck back in the house. I told her I needed water. She said "You never drink water"

Oh shit! Here she comes

Jimm

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by maffumatt on Jun 3^rd, 2006, 4:27pm

Jimmers, sometimes you just have to help yourself........

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 4^th, 2006, 2:17am

You need a job action---On Strike

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by BobG on Jun 4^th, 2006, 3:04am

Tell her

"Water? Water is to wash your underwear in. Go get me some beer, women!"

That'll get her attention.

::)

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by jimmers on Jun 5^th, 2006, 12:24pm

Back at work, whew! now I can get some rest. [smiley=laugh.gif]

jonny, what the hell is a packie? That must be Boston talk.

Jimmers

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by LeLimey on Jun 5^th, 2006, 12:28pm

on 06/04/06 at 03:04:48, BobG wrote:

Tell her

"Water? Water is to wash your underwear in. Go get me some beer, women!"

That'll get her attention.

::)

That'd get her attention in the WRONG way Jimmers.. don't do it! It WILL hurt [smiley=laugh.gif]
What you need to say is "I need water for the flowers I was going to buy you for putting up with me darling but now that I've had to spoil the surprise would you like to come and pick them?" Then, since she will have to drive you can stop at the offie on the way home and pick up some amber nectar for the price of a bunch of flowers!

Better than Jonny's idea as cheaper than a cab fare and look at all the brownie points you earn too! ;) ;;D

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by Linda_Howell on Jun 5^th, 2006, 12:38pm

A "Packie" is a liquor store Jimmers.

Title: Re: HELP ME!!!
Post by imnotbub on Jun 5^th, 2006, 3:26pm

on 06/03/06 at 14:29:56, jimmers wrote:

I better get laid tonight, or theres gonna be hell to pay! ;;D
Jimmers

[smiley=thumbsup.gif]

Here, use this.