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Title: Ummmmmm... Post by Melissa on May 31st, 2006, 6:44pm :o Man severs penis to prove faithfulness Tue May 30, 6:46 PM ET A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday. The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported. The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital. |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by superhawk2300 on May 31st, 2006, 6:51pm Should be "Man severs penis to prove he is stupid" |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Guiseppi on May 31st, 2006, 6:56pm Ummmm.....ouch Guiseppi |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Jonny on May 31st, 2006, 7:02pm on 05/31/06 at 18:44:56, Melissa wrote:
Im sure he didnt lose much....LMAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Tom K on May 31st, 2006, 7:14pm Don't reattach...thinning of the herd... ;) |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by unsolved1 on May 31st, 2006, 7:17pm Well, I guess that proves it then. He couldn't have been cheating if he cut his own pee-pee off. ::) What an idiot ! UNsolved <---I'm being honest to ... if you want me to prove it, i'll sever my nipple ! ;;D j/k |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by maffumatt on May 31st, 2006, 7:20pm why did he think she would want him with no tool? |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Redd715 on May 31st, 2006, 7:33pm on 05/31/06 at 19:20:38, maffumatt wrote:
:-X :-X :-X [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Charlie on May 31st, 2006, 8:49pm Where is social Darwinism when we need it....or perhaps the wife came up with a good excuse? :o Charlie |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Chillrmn1 on May 31st, 2006, 9:06pm Just when you think you've heard it all.............. |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Jasmyn on Jun 1st, 2006, 4:28am OUCH! :o This is a case of cutting of your nose to spite your face or a typical no-penis envy syndrome! He surely didn't make his point with this one. ;) |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Kevin_M on Jun 1st, 2006, 6:24am Well, if he can't be patched up, it doesn't sound like he's going to be leaving the toilet seat up anymore. |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by Cathi04 on Jun 1st, 2006, 8:57am OMG! Not only will he NOT be able to make his point......... .......He can never drive it home!!!!!!!!!!!! :-[OMG! Did I say that???? Cathi |
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Title: Re: Ummmmmm... Post by aprilbee on Jun 1st, 2006, 10:05am I guess he figured he better do before she does... ;) |
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