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(Message started by: BlueMeanie on May 31^st, 2006, 6:44pm)

Title: The Republican Fisherman
Post by BlueMeanie on May 31^st, 2006, 6:44pm

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a fisherman in a boat. She shouted to him: "Excuse me, can you help me ? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees. 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

She rolled her eyes and said: "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know ?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with the information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded. "You must be a democrat."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know ?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you where before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by Jonny on May 31^st, 2006, 6:53pm

[smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=bigguns.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by Tom K on May 31^st, 2006, 7:16pm

That...is fawking hysterical!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by maffumatt on May 31^st, 2006, 7:18pm

;;D

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by Charlie on May 31^st, 2006, 8:44pm

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

Lewis Black says that the only thing worse than Democrats and Republicans is when they work together.

Charlie

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by Sean_C on May 31^st, 2006, 9:57pm

ROTFLMMFAO ;;D ;;D ;;D

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by zwibbs/Scott on Jun 1^st, 2006, 6:03am

And then Dick Cheney shot her down, while duck hunting

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by BobG on Jun 1^st, 2006, 6:44am

on 06/01/06 at 06:03:35, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

And then Dick Cheney shot her down, while duck hunting

Then the Bush League sent out a news bulletin

"She was a terrorist and had snuck a cigerette lighter on board. There were indications she was on a mission to use her aircraft as a missle to harm peace loving Americans"

Title: Re: The Republican Fisherman
Post by Tom K on Jun 1^st, 2006, 8:13am

on 06/01/06 at 06:44:45, BobG wrote:

::)