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Title: CHeering up needed... Post by sandie99 on May 30th, 2006, 1:28pm ... so if you have new jokes, funny clips, silly pics, cheery advice to share, I would appreciate it a lot. Usually watching few episodes of Will & Grace helps me through sad moments, but it's not working... Strange. I wish you all PF day, Sanna |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Redd715 on May 30th, 2006, 1:35pm Catfish and Lawyers What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish Sorry you are feeling down today Sanna, I hope this helps a little. Pegg |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by echo on May 30th, 2006, 1:35pm Sorry you're feeling down Sandi., Hopefully I can think of something uplifting and funny to send your way. Thinking of jonny in the skirt is good for a chuckle. I just know he didn't have any skivvies on under it, just waiting for someone to lift it up. |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Charlotte on May 30th, 2006, 1:36pm I sent you an email with something to view HTML. Please feel better. Charlotte |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by pattik on May 30th, 2006, 2:16pm ;;D http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y71/northcolor/cartoons/SnowWhite.jpg |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Redd715 on May 30th, 2006, 2:20pm http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b6db04b3127cce89c6c7f77e4a00000016108AauGjFu2ZNh |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 30th, 2006, 2:36pm A priest, Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy, and a smart Blonde all walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says 'What the hell is this? A joke?". |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by brewcrew on May 30th, 2006, 2:40pm A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop." |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Mattrf on May 30th, 2006, 2:59pm How to tell if you are driving to fast. http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h209/mfranzen/rutafm.jpg |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by ShadowLord on May 30th, 2006, 2:59pm There are 10 types of ppl in the world... Those who know binary, and those who don't. PFDAN.......................................... ShadowLord |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by aprilbee on May 30th, 2006, 3:00pm After everything you say, follow it with, "I run w/gangs, that's how I roll.." its something me and my husband say to each other, so I give it to you to hopefully put a smile on your face... :-* |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Ghost on May 30th, 2006, 3:36pm > > ZEN FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY 1. SAVE THE WHALES. COLLECT THE WHOLE SET. 2. A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE IS LIKE, NIGHT. 3. ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS. 4. I JUST GOT LOST IN THOUGHT. IT WASN'T FAMILIAR TERRITORY. 5. 42.7 PERCENT OF ALL STATISTICS ARE MADE UP ON THE SPOT. 6. 99 PERCENT OF LAWYERS GIVE THE REST A BAD NAME. 7. I FEEL LIKE I'M DIAGONALLY PARKED IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE. 8. HONK IF YOU LOVE PEACE AND QUIET. 9. REMEMBER, HALF THE PEOPLE YOU KNOW ARE BELOW AVERAGE. 10. HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, THINKS SLOWEST. 11. DEPRESSION IS MERELY ANGER WITHOUT ENTHUSIASM. 12. THE EARLY BIRD MAY GET THE WORM, BUT THE SECOND MOUSE GETS THE CHEESE. 13. I DRIVE WAY TOO FAST TO WORRY ABOUT CHOLESTEROL. 14. SUPPORT BACTERIA. THEY'RE THE ONLY CULTURE SOME PEOPLE HAVE. 15. MONDAY IS AN AWFU! L WAY TO SPEND 1/7 OF YOUR WEEK. 16. A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY. 17. CHANGE IS INEVITABLE, EXCEPT FROM VENDING MACHINES. 18. GET A NEW CAR FOR YOUR SPOUSE. IT'LL BE A GREAT TRADE! 19. PLAN TO BE SPONTANEOUS TOMORROW. 20. ALWAYS TRY TO BE MODEST, AND BE PROUD OF IT! 21. IF YOU THINK NOBODY CARES, TRY MISSING A COUPLE OF PAYMENTS. 22. HOW MANY OF YOU BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS? RAISE MY HAND. 23 . OK, SO WHAT'S THE SPEED OF DARK? 24. HOW DO YOU TELL WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF INVISIBLE INK? 25. IF EVERYTHING SEEMS TO BE GOING WELL, YOU HAVE OBVIOUSLY OVERLOOKED SOMETHING. 26. WHEN EVERYTHING IS COMING YOUR WAY, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE. 27. HARD WORK PAYS OFF IN THE FUTURE. LAZINESS PAYS OFF NOW. 28. EVERYONE HAS A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. SOME JUST DO NOT HAVE FILM. 29. IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS? 30. HOW ! MUCH DEEPER WOULD THE OCEAN BE WITHOUT SPONGES? 31. EAGLES MAY SOAR, BUT WEASELS DO NOT GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES. 32. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED HALF TO DEATH TWICE? 33. I USED TO HAVE AN OPEN MIND BUT MY BRAINS KEPT FALLING OUT. 34. I COULDN'T REPAIR YOUR BRAKES, SO I MADE YOUR HORN LOUDER. 35. WHY DO PSYCHICS HAVE TO ASK YOU FOR YOUR NAME? 36. INSIDE EVERY OLDER PERSON IS A YOUNGER PERSON WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED. 37. JUST REMEMBER - IF THE WORLD DID NOT SUCK, WE WOULD ALL FALL OFF. 38. LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER THAN SOUND, WHICH IS WHY SOME PEOPLE APPEAR BRIGHT UNTIL YOU HEAR THEM SPEAK. Mike ;;D ;) :-* Have a nice day! |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by ExplodingEyeBall on May 30th, 2006, 3:37pm on 05/30/06 at 14:59:26, ShadowLord wrote:
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by alchemy on May 30th, 2006, 4:05pm confusious say, thee who cut fart in church sit in pew. |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by brewcrew on May 30th, 2006, 4:16pm Confucious spoke Middle English? [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by alchemy on May 30th, 2006, 5:39pm confucious speaks all |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Jonny on May 30th, 2006, 5:43pm on 05/30/06 at 17:39:34, alchemy wrote:
He was speaking like a wigga last time I talked to him.....LMAO ;;D |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Charlie on May 30th, 2006, 8:43pm What else but smilies: http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/dumb artist.gif http://subscribe.smileygenerator.us/new/albums//spruce_up.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/flatto-couch-ani.gif http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/grab_3.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/Haare.gif?SSImageQuality=Full http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/fly zap.gif Charlie http://www.emotipad.com/artists/phaethorn/emoticons/skinners.gif?SSImageQuality=Full |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by sandie99 on May 31st, 2006, 4:07am Thank you all for your posts! They made me chuckle, smile and finally, laugh. Just what I needed. Thank you! I feel much better today. :) Sanna |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by Bethany1 on May 31st, 2006, 9:08am http://im1.shutterfly.com/procserv/47b5d828b3127cce9241b832464a00000016108Actm7Zu2ZN8 |
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Title: Re: CHeering up needed... Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 31st, 2006, 10:25am A man walks into a bar with a frog on his head. The bartender says " what the hell is that ?" And the Frog says..."It started as a wart on my ass." |
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