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(Message started by: jimmers on May 30^th, 2006, 9:15am)

Title: Hey Chewy!
Post by jimmers on May 30^th, 2006, 9:15am

Did ya give up on the marathon? Or is is to far to the next burger joint? ;;D

Jimmers

Title: Re: Hey Chewy!
Post by jimmers on May 30^th, 2006, 10:51am

"Chewy! Chewy!"

"He's not responding! Does anyone know the Heimlich Manuever?"

"I think it musta been the cheese fries!"

Hurry!

Title: Re: Hey Chewy!
Post by Melissa on May 30^th, 2006, 12:40pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hey Chewy!
Post by maffumatt on May 30^th, 2006, 12:58pm

I think there was a bath house on the route.........

Title: Re: Hey Chewy!
Post by LeLimey on May 30^th, 2006, 1:02pm

nah.. you're all wrong.
He got lured away by a trollop with a bottle of rootbeer! [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Hey Chewy!
Post by Ghost on May 30^th, 2006, 5:25pm

on 05/30/06 at 10:51:29, jimmers wrote:

"Chewy! Chewy!"

"He's not responding! Does anyone know the Heimlich Manuever?"

"I think it musta been the cheese fries!"

Hurry!

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough
> > while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became
> > apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table
> > turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys.
> >
> > The woman signaled 'No', desperately shaking her head.
> >
> > "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other.
> >
> > The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.'
> >
> > With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her
> > skirt, yanked down her undies, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the
> > woman's butt . This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the
> > obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. The
>cowboy
> > slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another
> > drink of his Lone Star beer.
> >
> > His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind
>Lick
> > Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.

Ther ya go detailed instructions!!! ;;D ;;D ;;D

Mike

Title: Re: Hey Chewy!
Post by chewy on May 30^th, 2006, 9:10pm

UUUUURRPPPP!

Who would have believed there were 2 Taco Bells, 3 Burger Kings, and an Asian Massage Parlor in the first 3 miles. (Ok I walked back a mile to the Asian Massage Parlor, sue me)

23 miles, 386 yards to go and victory is mine!

Gotta get going. Anyone got a light?