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(Message started by: Jimi on May 21^st, 2006, 10:46pm)

Title: This is for Donna D
Post by Jimi on May 21^st, 2006, 10:46pm

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!!"

Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. Allah is Great !!"

Pause: Static.............

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !
;;D

Title: Re: This is for Donna D
Post by Donna_D. on May 22^nd, 2006, 6:42pm

on 05/21/06 at 22:46:04, Jimi wrote:

Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?

Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS !
;;D

This part totally cracked me up!! Cuz that is EXACTLY what I would have said!!!

Thanks for the laugh, Jimi
:-*

DD