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(Message started by: zwibbs/Scott on May 18^th, 2006, 10:18am)

Title: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 18^th, 2006, 10:18am

Worlds shortest Fairy tale

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, stayed skinny and farted whenever she wanted. The End

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by chewy on May 18^th, 2006, 10:31am

Girls' fart?

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Jimi on May 18^th, 2006, 10:42am

Ain't no way girls fart. At least down here they don't. :o ;)

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by imnotbub on May 18^th, 2006, 10:58am

Nope, it's always the dog. Poor thing gets blamed even when he's not in the room.

Steve

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by echo on May 18^th, 2006, 10:59am

Women can't fart! That's what they talk all the time. It keeps them from exploding.

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Tom K on May 18^th, 2006, 12:18pm

Here is a shorter one...

Once upon a time; the end. [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Ghost on May 18^th, 2006, 12:29pm

on 05/18/06 at 12:18:32, Tom K wrote:

Here is a shorter one...

Once upon a end. [smiley=laugh.gif]

There fixed it! ;;D

Mike

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by aprilbee on May 18^th, 2006, 3:31pm

on 05/18/06 at 10:31:22, chewy wrote:

Girls' fart?

Hell yeah! I grew up w/all boys and we had contests...I never won...but I tried...I can fart w/the best of 'em, my daddy taught me well... ;)

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by imnotbub on May 18^th, 2006, 3:40pm

on 05/18/06 at 15:31:13, aprilbee wrote:

.I can fart w/the best of 'em, my daddy taught me well... ;)

I think I'm in love [smiley=heart.gif]

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 18^th, 2006, 4:24pm

on 05/18/06 at 15:40:30, imnotbub wrote:

I think I'm in love [smiley=heart.gif]

Even if you didn't have the symbol--I could tell that you were a Yankee Fan---Be very careful this weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by tanner on May 18^th, 2006, 4:40pm

on 05/18/06 at 16:24:29, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

Even if you didn't have the symbol--I could tell that you were a Yankee Fan---Be very careful this weekend !!!!!!!!!!!!!

why should he be careful scott? is the stadium gonna be full of farting women or did i read the schedule wrong and the yanks are playing the cubbies ;;D

..................tim

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 18^th, 2006, 5:03pm

on 05/18/06 at 16:40:20, tanner wrote:

why should he be careful scott? is the stadium gonna be full of farting women or did i read the schedule wrong and the yanks are playing the cubbies ;;D

..................tim

Tim-----------They are heading into Shea to play America's team----------------Don't tell me you're a Yankees Fan !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Cathi04 on May 18^th, 2006, 5:08pm

AWWRIGHT,
YOU
2..QUIT
TRYING
TO
TAKE
THIS
OFF-TOPIC!

>:(

Back
on
track,
I
have
THIS
to
say.................
women
do
NOT
f*rt!
(occasionally,
we
do,
however,
explode) :o

Cathi

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by zwibbs/Scott on May 18^th, 2006, 5:17pm

What can I say---Cathi You are the Best !!!!--Where oh where is Linda ???????

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Jimi on May 18^th, 2006, 5:20pm

Down here wimmens just belch. Same thing I guess. Just more lady like. ;;D

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Cathi04 on May 18^th, 2006, 5:24pm

NONONOOO!
Zwibby!!!!

YOU'RE THE BEST!!!!!

I doubt Linda will be gone too long,
Zwibb,
Maybe
she's
in
Vegas
with
Deej
and
Stephanie! :o

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Cathi04 on May 18^th, 2006, 5:27pm

Jimi......
Wiimen may Belch and poot.............but Women?? NEVER!
Remember, behind every good WOO.............is a man..........
sheesh! :P

Ms Ducknrun

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by Tom K on May 18^th, 2006, 7:19pm

on 05/18/06 at 17:03:18, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

Tim-----------They are heading into Shea to play America's team----------------Don't tell me you're a Yankees Fan !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

AMERICA'S TEAM? Please, talk about making people vomit! Sorry ZS, America doesn't like losers, nor do they like a team made up of human china dolls... [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Post by tanner on May 18^th, 2006, 9:15pm

on 05/18/06 at 17:03:18, zwibbs/Scott wrote:

Tim-----------They are heading into Shea to play America's team----------------Don't tell me you're a Yankees Fan !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!

Scott I am truly offended :o

I will leave it to the CUBS to deal with the mets, and I figure the Bo-Sox will handle the prima dona's again

And cathi, back on topic. Come to my house and let me cook for awhile and we will test that theory! I will make the dog sleep outside so we can get a fair unbiased test ;;D