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(Message started by: BarbaraD on May 17^th, 2006, 6:07am)

Title: Explanation of oil shortage..
Post by BarbaraD on May 17^th, 2006, 6:07am

This Should Explain It All...

A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have

an oil shortage here in our country.

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Well, there's a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.

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We just didn't know we were getting low.

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The reason for that is purely geographical.

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Our OIL is located in

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ALASKA

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California

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Coastal Florida

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Coastal Louisiana

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Kansas

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Oklahoma

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Pennsylvania

and

Texas

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Our

DIPSTICKS

are located in

Washington DC

Any Questions?

.

Title: Re: Explanation of oil shortage..
Post by Ghost on May 17^th, 2006, 7:48am

What else can you say? [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;)

Mike

Title: Re: Explanation of oil shortage..
Post by Charlie on May 17^th, 2006, 11:03am

http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/cheesyrotfm.gif

There ya go!

Charlie

Title: Re: Explanation of oil shortage..
Post by Gator on May 17^th, 2006, 3:37pm

ROFLMAO Truth is funnier than fiction!!!