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(Message started by: unsolved1 on May 17^th, 2006, 3:05am)

Title: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by unsolved1 on May 17^th, 2006, 3:05am

Anyone tried this specific treatment ??

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The Raj program addresses the primary disorders of migraine, cluster and tension headaches.

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Your Ayurveda Health Consultants perform an initial Ayurveda evaluation by determining which functioning modes have become imbalanced

Does that mean I have "imbalanced functioning modes" ?

And this one KILLS ME ... LOL

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Each day of your program you receive a combination of Ayurveda massage, herbalized oil application, heat treatments and herbal enema.

No thanks! I'll pass on this treatment !! [smiley=laugh.gif]

UNsolved

SOURCE:
http://www.theraj.com/headache/index.html

Title: Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by chewy on May 17^th, 2006, 6:39am

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The Maharishi AyurvedaSM Approach

Fun with Phonics. They need to buy a vowel. They can afford it.

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Package price: $645 a day
3-day, 4-night package costs: $2,043
5-day, 6-night package costs: $3,333
7-day, 8-night package costs: $4,623

Title: Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by Redd715 on May 17^th, 2006, 12:18pm

How sad that there are folks who will rip people off this way, and sadder yet the people who believe this will "cure" them.

Title: Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by FramCire on May 17^th, 2006, 12:39pm

Only $4700 for 7 days/8 nights?

Where do I sign up?

or you could try my "treatment"

The Fram program addresses the primary disorder of cluster headaches.

Each day of your program you receive a combination of voicemail message, warm (vegtable) oil application (to a pan to make chicken), heat treatments (to that same pan) and Herb Al Senema (will be the guy who gives you the voicemail).

Package price: $644 a day
3-day, 4-night package costs: $2,042
5-day, 6-night package costs: $3,332
7-day, 8-night package costs: $4,622

To "address" the cluster headaches, we will provide you with O2 (in the air), hot showers (if it rains during the summer), and an ice pack (we'll go to WalMart and stick your head in the frozen food case).

Our prices are much better than theirs and we specifically address CH. Book now, we have unlimited space in our progam.

Title: Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by seasonalboomer on May 17^th, 2006, 1:21pm

This one was my favorite:

"The home program involves herbalized self-massage for 5-10 minutes in the morning before you take your shower."

Hey, I sometimes do that already :-X
Doesn't seem to help, but it is kind of relaxing.

Scott

Title: Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by Tom K on May 17^th, 2006, 2:33pm

on 05/17/06 at 13:21:26, seasonalboomer wrote:

Do you get the "Happy Ending" with that, or is it extra? [smiley=guyflash.gif]

Title: Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by Sandy_C on May 17^th, 2006, 3:11pm

Ooooohhhh! The 'Intensive Program", you get everything on their rejuvination program, plus - are you ready ........

"Veda Intensive Program

The Veda Intensive Program is a 10 to 21 day program that has the following features that make it even more powerful and comprehensive than our Maharishi Rejuvenation Therapy Program.
a) Unique Cleansing Therapies

The Veda Intensive Program includes some of the same treatments in Maharishi Rejuvenation Therapy but also contains unique Ayurveda cleansing and rejuvenation therapies that are even more powerful and specific in nature.
b) Maharishi Vedic Sound Therapy:

Participants listen to traditional recitation of selected portions of Veda and Vedic literature. These segments correspond to the parts of the body that contain the participants major imbalances. Vedic recitation aims to enliven the self-repair and balancing processes in these areas.
c) Vedic Astrology and Vedic Yagya:

Maharishi Vedic Astrology programs involve very detailed analysis of the influences on individual health from the cycles and rhythms of the sun, moon, stars and planets. This knowledge includes and expands the modern medical understanding of the effects of chronobiology.

The Maharishi Yagya program involves the use of specific Vedic vibrations to neutralize negative effects predicted by Vedic astrology to be at the basis of long standing chronic health problems. During every day of a guests in-residence stay the Maharishi Yagya program would be applied to help aid the healing process.
Fees: In-residence Veda Intensive Program

Price with single accommodation: $1,150 per day (10 Day Minimum) "

Personally, I like the Vidic sound therapy myself. That's sure to cure my CH! [smiley=laugh.gif] And, for only $1,150. per day - what a bargain. But, I still haven't found where THEY massage ME

:-/ Seems I always have to massage myself - but with certain "strokes" that help to ride me of imbalances. Go fugure.

Sandy

Title: Re: Anyone up for this ? LOL
Post by CHTom on May 17^th, 2006, 3:19pm

Is this wonderful program run by Maharishi Ali?