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(Message started by: maffumatt on May 16^th, 2006, 11:34am)

Title: Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
Post by maffumatt on May 16^th, 2006, 11:34am

Pillsbury Doughboy Dies

It is with the saddest heart that I must pass on the following news: Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still, was a crusty old man and was considered a roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Title: Re: Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
Post by echo on May 16^th, 2006, 11:43am

LOL

Title: Re: Pillsbury Doughboy Dies
Post by BobG on May 16^th, 2006, 12:17pm

LMAO.

Were the Keebler elves the pallbearers?