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(Message started by: maffumatt on May 12^th, 2006, 8:38am)

Title: sex under my desk
Post by maffumatt on May 12^th, 2006, 8:38am

Look who was doing it under my desk this morning, damn sure didn't need coffee to wake me up......
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid205/p5ae9ff100015e4e6296fbc0c760b11fc/ef0993d9.jpg

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by catlind on May 12^th, 2006, 8:41am

They would be 2 very dead snakes....dead to the point you would no longer recognize they were snakes. They would be little bits of snakes.

Yikes, I would have lost my mind. And here I thought I was having rough morning because I had to deal with 2 spiders sitting at my coffee/smoke table in the garage.

Cat

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by vig on May 12^th, 2006, 8:56am

coooooooooool!
;;D

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by pattik on May 12^th, 2006, 8:57am

Great pic, Matt. ;;D

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by LeLimey on May 12^th, 2006, 9:18am

Under your desk huh?

.................... so would they be the famous one eyed trouser snakes then? ;)

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by Donna_D. on May 12^th, 2006, 9:20am

Based on the head shape they look poisonious. I'm not sure of the types of snakes they have up there in your neck of the woods...any clue as to what kind they are?

DD

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by aprilbee on May 12^th, 2006, 9:31am

:o :o :o Holy Cow!

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by thomas on May 12^th, 2006, 9:40am

on 05/12/06 at 09:20:42, Donna_D. wrote:

Based on the head shape they look poisonious. I'm not sure of the types of snakes they have up there in your neck of the woods...any clue as to what kind they are?

DD

Horny ones.

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by maffumatt on May 12^th, 2006, 9:41am

I'm told that they are Black rat snakes, the larger one is around 5 foot long. I call them dead snakes. If I run across one outside I don't bother them but my office is off limits.
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid205/pda04468956852b5f67951ce5a35e497e/ef09799b.jpg
the crows like them...................

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by echo on May 12^th, 2006, 9:49am

Did you nearly shit yourself? I know I would have.

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by maffumatt on May 12^th, 2006, 9:59am

I came in and sat down and was logging onto the puter to see how my day was going to go, I felt somthing slide over my foot, looked down and there they were. The way they were intertwined it looked like one huge ass snake. Didn't crap myself but I did suck a hole in my chair LOL.

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by Ghost on May 12^th, 2006, 10:25am

on 05/12/06 at 09:18:39, LeLimey wrote:

Under your desk huh?

.................... so would they be the famous one eyed trouser snakes then? ;)

[smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif]

You soooo funny!!!!!!

Mike

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by clarence on May 12^th, 2006, 10:28am

How'd you kill em?

I know...I'm a little off...

Casey

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by Ghost on May 12^th, 2006, 11:11am

Did you kill them or just the mood? 8) 8) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Mike

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by maffumatt on May 12^th, 2006, 11:42am

I picked them up by the tail and windmilled them against the floor floor a couple times. If I would have known they ate mice and rats I would have let them be, and just thrown them outside . Snakes don't bother me that much but rats give me the creeps.

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by BarbaraD on May 12^th, 2006, 12:35pm

on 05/12/06 at 09:20:42, Donna_D. wrote:

Based on the head shape they look poisonious. I'm not sure of the types of snakes they have up there in your neck of the woods...any clue as to what kind they are?

DD

Hell, Donna - they were ALIVE!!!! Who cares what kind they are -- KILL THEM!!!!!

Hugs BD

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by nani on May 12^th, 2006, 12:39pm

Sheesh...all this anti-snakeism!
Snakes are good. Even the poisonous ones serve a purpose, you just can't get too close. Just like wolves and sharks... snakes have a terrible rep. I blame the bible. ::)

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by Langa on May 12^th, 2006, 9:21pm

Quote:

snakes have a terrible rep. I blame the bible. ::)

[smiley=laugh.gif]

That would've been a good day for me to take the day off...lol...

I agree though that rats are worse...they give me the throwups :-/ I even hate the white ones... :-[

Langa

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by clarence on May 12^th, 2006, 10:17pm

on 05/12/06 at 21:21:08, Langa wrote:

[smiley=laugh.gif]

That would've been a good day for me to take the day off...lol...

I agree though that rats are worse...they give me the throwups :-/ I even hate the white ones... :-[Langa

I used to own snakes, that I would feed the white rats to. That was wicked cool. I had an albino burmese python.

When I started dating Sarah, she walked in, and said, and I quote, "You need to get rid of the animals [I had fish too], or I won't be coming back."

I got rid of the animals promptly.

Whipped from the beginning,
Casey

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by deltadarlin on May 13^th, 2006, 10:08am

on 05/12/06 at 08:41:50, catlind wrote:

They would be 2 very dead snakes....dead to the point you would no longer recognize they were snakes. They would be little bits of snakes.

Cat

Amen! I was picking up wood chunks out in the yard one summer. Looked down and thought it was a rather large earthworm, noticed tiny rattles. 'twas a baby ground rattler. Applied chunk of wood in an enthusiastic manner. No sign of snake left, not even a greasy spot.

'darlin

Title: Re: sex under my desk
Post by Drk^Angel on May 13^th, 2006, 10:12am

Awwwwwwww... Cute little snakes... You snake murderer... :P

PFDAN......................................... Drk^Angel