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Title: Texas Cure....... Post by BarbaraD on May 9th, 2006, 10:40am Texas Air Controller Dallas Air Traffic Control (ATC): "Tower to Saudi Air 911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R." Saudi Air: "Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah be Praised!" Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you, Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R -Allah is Great!" Pause: Static... Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!" Dallas ATC: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 911?" Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!" Dallas ATC: "Well, bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- ya hear?" Moral: DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS! |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by Linda_Howell on May 9th, 2006, 2:50pm [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] Linda |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by chewy on May 9th, 2006, 3:11pm LMAO! Now thats funny. |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by mynm156 on May 9th, 2006, 3:15pm NICE!!! |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by aprilbee on May 9th, 2006, 4:29pm [smiley=bow.gif] Good one.... |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by Goblin on May 9th, 2006, 4:47pm [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] [smiley=bow.gif] |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by pfunk on May 9th, 2006, 11:05pm [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] That's awsome! |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by Richr8 on May 9th, 2006, 11:31pm on 05/09/06 at 10:40:00, BarbaraD wrote:
Yours as well. Great stuff! ;;D |
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Title: Re: Texas Cure....... Post by cekelle on May 10th, 2006, 12:11am [smiley=laugh.gif] |
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