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(Message started by: Dragnlance on May 6^th, 2006, 10:54pm)

Title: The Sea
Post by Dragnlance on May 6^th, 2006, 10:54pm

THE SEA

A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea."
Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences.
Teachers got together to compare the results and put together the comments
that were funny and sad.
Here are some of them. The kids were all aged between 5 and 8 years:

This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)

I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily
Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)

On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when she was going very
fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her cootchie.
(Julie age 7)

My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie
age 6)

When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes, when the wind didn't blow, the sailors would whistle to make the
wind come. My brother said they would be better off eating beans. (William
age 7)

I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails. How do
mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)

I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother is always screaming
and being sick, my Dad keeps shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just
got pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 8)

My mom has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)

When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy
small. (Kevin age 6)

When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of
sailors. (Valerie age 6)

Some fish are dangerous. Jelly fish can sting. Electric eels can give you
a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have
to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)

Dolphin breaths through an ass hole on the top of it's head. (Billy age 6) (must be a butt-breathing-turtle;;D )

Oysters' balls are called pearls. (James age 6)

Title: Re: The Sea
Post by Melissa on May 6^th, 2006, 11:10pm

ROTFLMAO Lance!!! [smiley=laugh.gif]

;;D

Title: Re: The Sea
Post by sandie99 on May 7^th, 2006, 2:43am

Gotta love the sea life... ;;D

Sanna