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(Message started by: Dragnlance on May 6^th, 2006, 2:13pm)

Title: retirement
Post by Dragnlance on May 6^th, 2006, 2:13pm

Retirement Planning:
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan!

Title: Re: retirement
Post by Jonny on May 6^th, 2006, 2:19pm

Gee, I must be way ahead of the game cause im getting about $42 back every two weeks on cans......LOL ;;D

Title: Re: retirement
Post by kissmyglass on May 6^th, 2006, 2:46pm

I'm ahead of the game too...bought Ebay stock the second it went public.... ;;D