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(Message started by: I Cant Dance on May 5^th, 2006, 8:01pm)

Title: My Personal Beast
Post by I Cant Dance on May 5^th, 2006, 8:01pm

I barked at my wife last night for saying the the beast was a part of me. I wanted it clear to never say that to me again, because I have the mindset that the beast is NOT part of me, that it visits me and torments me. Nothing this horrible could be part of me.

My personal beast knows just what buttons to push, how to push them how long to push them and what order to push them. Rarely does he change things, because variety would change the straight forward pattern of torture. Just when I think I have got it beat, it pulls something else out of its bag and just laughs at me saying "gotcha...bet you didn't know that was coming you sorry putz..haha"

I have now named my personal beast, and the name goes with my coping mechanism...which is exercise. My beast has the name "Fat Bastard" This is what I call him as I run lift, shovel, rake stair climb, beat head on something, roll around on floor, pull hair out of arms and legs, scream and yell or whatever. Whatever I am doing, I am going to wear out that fat bastard, he will not keep up with me. He like Jaba; fat, smelly bastard son of a no go bitch that just like to hurt people. Brother of Sodomy Insane (Old Iraq dic...), adolf hitler, freddy, and jason.

I have to admit though, fat bastard didn't get where he is by being a push over and I wonder how such a fat bastard can continue to inflict pain when I am running his ass off?

I said this earlier in another thread somewhere, but how is it that something can hurt so bad an not kill you? It makes no sense to me that we can take this type of pain. Why was our body engineeered to be able to do so?

Fat Bastard...meet tough son of a bitch...ME,,,I am bringing my "A" game tonight and I am going to kick you to the curb med free. You are going to have a heart attck you fat piece of dung. Bring it on and Fork you......

Title: Re: My Personal Beast
Post by Jonny on May 5^th, 2006, 8:12pm

on 05/05/06 at 20:01:25, I Cant Dance wrote:

Fat Bastard...meet tough son of a bitch...ME,,,I am bringing my "A" game tonight and I am going to kick you to the curb med free. You are going to have a heart attck you fat piece of dung. Bring it on and Fork you......

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Kick his fucking ass, Bro!!!!

I did it and you can too.

Title: Re: My Personal Beast
Post by pattik on May 5^th, 2006, 8:32pm

on 05/05/06 at 20:01:25, I Cant Dance wrote:

I have to admit though, fat bastard didn't get where he is by being a push over .

Maybe not a pushover, but he doesn't have your endurance, and you will always win.
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Title: Re: My Personal Beast
Post by Melissa on May 5^th, 2006, 8:52pm

Fork you? Is that supposed to turn him on? [smiley=laugh.gif]

Maybe your wife meant that the pain has helped to make you who you are today? I know it has me.

I will say though, that when getting hit, I tend to step outside myself and look at it from a distant perspective. I'm not saying I don't feel the pain, because I definately do, I'm just saying I don't put any emotional investment in it. That tends to make living with it a bit easier (if there is such a thing!).

You keep your chin up!

:)mel

Title: Re: My Personal Beast
Post by E-Double on May 5^th, 2006, 9:06pm

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Exactly my brother!!!!

Good for you

Title: Re: My Personal Beast
Post by Jonny on May 5^th, 2006, 9:07pm

on 05/05/06 at 20:52:49, Melissa wrote:

I will say though, that when getting hit, I tend to step outside myself and look at it from a distant perspectivest............. saying I don't put any emotional investment in it.

Huh? ;;D

Title: Re: My Personal Beast
Post by JenniferD on May 5^th, 2006, 9:34pm

Good for you!!!!! When my aptly named "Son of a bitch" is attacking, I constantly ask, How much time? has passed, cuz I know I can stand it longer than that son of a bitch can dish it out.

You hang in there non-dancer dude. You got the stuff tough enough to win every battle.

Peace and pf times,

Jen

Title: Re: My Personal Beast
Post by Melissa on May 5^th, 2006, 10:10pm

on 05/05/06 at 21:07:50, Jonny wrote:

Huh? ;;D

I'm emotionally detached.

Basically, a cold hearted bitch to the bastard. ;;D