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(Message started by: Big Dan on May 3^rd, 2006, 9:20am)

Title: Every damn branch...
Post by Big Dan on May 3^rd, 2006, 9:20am

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where
she selected:
a half-gallon of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk
standing behind her watched as she placed the items
in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the
drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation,
but she was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed
single. She looked at her six
items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that
could have tipped off the drunk to her marital
status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said
"Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?"

The drunk replied, " 'Cause you're ugly."

-Big Dan

Title: Re: Every damn branch...
Post by LeLimey on May 3^rd, 2006, 9:38am

You know what I like best about you Dan? You're even more twisted than me ;;D
Love the joke brat!
Helen

Title: Re: Every damn branch...
Post by Lizzie2 on May 3^rd, 2006, 9:47am

His beer goggles needed an update apparently?

LOL

Title: Re: Every damn branch...
Post by kimmiedawn81 on May 3^rd, 2006, 11:18am

I can totally see Big Dan doing something like that to someone. [smiley=laugh.gif]