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(Message started by: Carl_D on Apr 29^th, 2006, 5:08pm)

Title: Warning! Extremely Bad Computer Virus!!!
Post by Carl_D on Apr 29^th, 2006, 5:08pm

If you have received an E-Mail entitled "bedtimes"

you must delete it immediately.

Do not open it! Apparently this one is pretty nasty.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive,

it will also delete anything on discs and flash drives

within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the

stripes on all of your credit cards ,re-programs your

ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR

and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's

you attempt to play. It will reprogram your autodial to

call only 898 numbers!

It will cause your toilet to flush while you are showering.

IT WILL DRINK ALL YOUR BEER!!!!!

FOR GOD'S SAKE ARE YOU LISTENING???

IT WILL LEAVE DIRTY UNDERWEAR ON THE COFFEE TABLE

WHEN YOUR COMPANY ARRIVES.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair

and your tanning lotion with Rogaine.

WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN!

AND IF YOU DO NOT SEND this to 5937 people

in the next 20 seconds you will FART so hard

that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight

out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite

the person nearest to you burning them to a crisp!

SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE YOU CARE ABOUT!

There is a lot of sadness in the world

so lets have a little fun when we can.

As you read this there are 17 million people

having SEX and you are fooling around

on the computer

;;D

Title: Re: Warning! Extremely Bad Computer Virus!!!
Post by alienspacebabe on Apr 29^th, 2006, 6:23pm

on 04/29/06 at 17:08:17, Carl_D wrote:

As you read this there are 17 million people

having SEX and you are fooling around

on the computer

;;D

The story of my life.....

Title: Re: Warning! Extremely Bad Computer Virus!!!
Post by Carl_D on Apr 29^th, 2006, 6:59pm

on 04/29/06 at 18:23:14, alienspacebabe wrote:

The story of my life.....

I feel your pain Intergalactic Chick.
Hell, I even tried that stuff "GHB" - You know the date rape drug? Well, I took it right before I got to the bar, but unfortunately no one took advantage of me. ;;D