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Title: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:06pm OK in case I disappear it is probably due to a letter I sent to Fox News, which may cause me to get questioned by the FBI or The NSA. Fox News posed a question asking what I would do if I were president. They wanted replies sent to them email. So I did, so if I disappear that is where I am, with either the NSA or FBI...here is what I wrote... If I were president it would be a short term since I would soon be impeached due to my foreign policy. I would level Iran, pave it and put up a Super Wall-Mart; this would provide jobs for the displaced Iraqis. This would also solve the fuel problem since the once Iran oil fields now were the property of the U.S. Then I would just tell Russia to shut up. Then wait to see what China had to say. Then I would revoke all of the U.S patents for products that have been outsourced to foreign countries. Then offer seed money to people in the U.S. who agreed to start business in the U.S. and keep them here, along with the patents I had seized. To create jobs for Americans. Making the U.S. the leader of industry it once was. I would tell congress and the senate to either get on board with my plans or shut up. I would also make accepting bribes or lobbying illegal for congressmen and senators to accept anything to pass a law. Hopefully I would accomplish all of this before the impeachment hearings. You asked so you got what “I” would do. Rodger :-/ |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:26pm Rodger, I think you're probably safe. The FBI et al....are laughing their assess off.... if they even read it. Linda |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by kimmiedawn81 on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:31pm I agree with Linda. |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:36pm Well thanks...I think? Rodger :-/ |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Redd715 on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:36pm You forgot something .... You forget to add that all job openings will be mandated to be given to the most qualified/skillful individual, and not who will do the job for the least pay, or because one has the genetic predisposition to scratch their balls and competition belch and the other wears pantyhose. |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by BarbaraD on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:37pm Hey, I'll VOTE for you..... And you can't get impeached unless you mess around in the oval office. Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:44pm on 04/28/06 at 20:36:50, Redd715 wrote:
Well if elected you can be in charge of public relations! Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Redd715 on Apr 28th, 2006, 8:51pm on 04/28/06 at 20:44:32, medic1852 wrote:
Write in candidate for the next election.... Rodger ??????? (sorry don't know your last name) I'll happily take the position of being in charge of public relations. Thank you Mr. President. ;;D |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:18pm Lets see... Redd public relations. Jonny Secratary of Defense, and Home Land Defense Floridian Education Nani FDA LeLimey Ambassador to England Any other ideas Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by chewy on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:23pm Chewy..Ambassador to the Virgin (but not for long) Islands |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:28pm Linda. Secretary........ to the ambassador of the Virgin Islands. Headquarters in Magans Bay. |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by BobG on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:29pm Add this to your list of things to do........ We have the right to whack anyone singing the US National in Spanish. |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:35pm on 04/28/06 at 21:29:59, BobG wrote:
This can only be done if the person doing the whacking uses an iron skillet! Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Redd715 on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:37pm on 04/28/06 at 21:35:36, medic1852 wrote:
Thats the job of the public relations officer. |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:43pm Redd the skillet must be at least 12 inches across the bottom and american made. Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by jimmers on Apr 28th, 2006, 9:43pm Jimmers, In charge of the bureau of Alcohol,Tobacco and Firearms ;;D Sorry jonny and Don! Jimmers |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by catlind on Apr 29th, 2006, 10:02am Can I be in charge of the DEA?? Please......... Cat |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 29th, 2006, 10:04am What qualifies you for DEA?? There must be something that interest you in a job like that... next president elect Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by catlind on Apr 29th, 2006, 10:08am Ummm I read unintended consequences?? ;;D I don't believe people should be prosecuted for use of substances that are currently considered illegal if they are doing so for medical purposes and finding relief - oh yeah, and research should be allowed on all substances for future medicines, but only if it's with grassroots orgs that are really looking for help for something, not a big pharmco that is looking to get rich. I could add more if you need it... Cat |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Redd715 on Apr 29th, 2006, 10:09am on 04/28/06 at 21:43:12, medic1852 wrote:
I'll just use the 6 inch one and whack 'um twice... ;;D |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 29th, 2006, 10:19am Cat you are now in charge of the DEA...Congratulations... Pegg after consideration, I believe a 6 inch would be better, due to the fact that 6 inches you could get a better swing than the weight of a 12 inch...so 6 inch iron skillet it is! Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Redd715 on Apr 29th, 2006, 10:26am Thank you Mr. President |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by minnie on Apr 29th, 2006, 1:00pm Ya got my vote MR.Prsident and great cabinet may I add.May I be in charge of secret service hirings.I will Lok at all male aplicants VERY closely and choose the best If ya need a resume I'll p.m.it to ya ;;D [smiley=sgrin.gif] all those willing to apply must send pictures from many angles......oh and I guess maybe a resume Minnie |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on Apr 29th, 2006, 1:06pm on 04/29/06 at 13:00:36, minnie wrote:
Minnie, thank you for your support. Alas some of your descriptions are what we are trying to eliminate. Physical attributes are what we are fighting to dismiss. My cabinet will agree yes "eye candy" is nice, but we want qualified personnel. My cabinet and myself would like to move away from political correctness. Welfare abuse, promotions based on gender, appearance, is wrong and will be frowned upon. Thank you for your support. Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Charlie on Apr 29th, 2006, 5:42pm I'll work with you Cat so long as we eliminate the DEA altogether within a week. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/happy dancers.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by floridian on Apr 30th, 2006, 8:05am Grants for small businesses? Great idea. But its too late. The war in Iraq looks like it is going to cost us one trillion dollars. That is one million million - which could have been one million grants or loans of one million dollars. Which means one grant for every 300 Americans, or one $500,000 grant for every 150 people in this country. Take out the children, retirees, and prison population, and that would have been 1 grant or loan for every 50 adults. Too bad we are blowing it on a wargasm. Just curious ... why is theft of other people's oil OK? Are you too lazy to work for the things you want? You don't think that theft is wrong if the victims are citizens of different countries? Or can I assume that you wouldn't mind if your property was stolen, as long as it is stolen by the US Government? Three cheers for emminent domain so someone else can profit! Tell the Congress to get on board or shut up? Might work if you could intimidate them enough, otherwise they would bitch-slap you with a few checks and balances. But America could use a good dictator. All that crap about the Constitution is over rated. As long as we lock up or give the death penalty to people that disrespect the flag, we don't need to worry about the principles the flag represents. All of those died to protect your freedoms .... well, it wasn't really about those freedoms anyway. The FBI is either laughing, or forwarding your resume to the current administration. If you can get over your objections to corruption, there might be a place for you. </sarcasm> |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by imnotbub on May 1st, 2006, 3:52pm on 04/29/06 at 10:09:15, Redd715 wrote:
Hey, that's what I do! Oh wait, you meant 6" pan didn't you? ::) |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Ghost on May 1st, 2006, 5:00pm Goat Dept of Agriculture! ;;D ;;D ;;D ::) Mike |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by tanner on May 1st, 2006, 5:25pm Has anyone applied for the FDA or Surgeon Generals post? I am an expert at finding quacks and shitty pharms. I would make it my number 1 priority to test all the crappy drugs on the quacks and save a lot of good people the grief of being guinea pigs 8) ...Yeah General tim....it has a certain ring to it :) |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on May 1st, 2006, 5:27pm on 04/30/06 at 08:05:47, floridian wrote:
OK Flo. Why should we spend all the money that has been spent on taking over a country, (which we did) to go over there spend more money on rebuilding it and putting in a puppet government, and get nothing in return. For example after WW2 we spent a ton of money on rebuilding Japan giving them technology to become industrialized. Now in the market place we cant compete. So if we were to take over an oil rich country why shouldn't we profit from their oil fields. (the UN did in the oil for food program). Now as for defending the constitution, I have done my fair share of defending it. I did not say anything about making a dictator ship. Oh by the way if elected.....you no longer get to be in charge of education! [smiley=tongue2.gif] Rodger Dictator Extraordinaire! |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Kevin_M on May 1st, 2006, 6:29pm on 05/01/06 at 17:27:32, medic1852 wrote:
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Jonny on May 1st, 2006, 6:37pm LMMFAO...Kev, nice catch on the post count....LMAO!!! ;;D |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by floridian on May 1st, 2006, 7:08pm on 05/01/06 at 17:27:32, medic1852 wrote:
Um, the UN didn't profit from the oil for food program - it administered a program that limited how much oil Saddam could sell, and what he could spend the profits on. Sure, there are allegations of corruption among some of the trustees of the program, but plenty of bribes from illegal oil sales went to US businessmen (an unusually large number in the State of Texas). We rebuilt Japan (and Western Europe under the Marshall plan) to create peace between the US and those regions. It seems to have worked pretty well. We didn't wan't a repeat of the treaty that ended WWI, which crippled the economy of Germany, and created conditions that led to Hitler being welcomed. We can compete with Japan - they are sucessful through hard work and innovation, but the same is true of many US companies. So hows come I aint gonne be in charge of edjacation? :D |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on May 1st, 2006, 7:40pm on 05/01/06 at 18:37:43, Jonny wrote:
Nice catch! Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on May 1st, 2006, 7:41pm on 05/01/06 at 19:08:03, floridian wrote:
Do you have to ask! [smiley=laugh.gif] Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by cootie on May 1st, 2006, 7:57pm Tortue dept Pamcoots http://bestsmileys.com/dead/3.gif |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by tanner on May 1st, 2006, 8:01pm Cmon Man, or i should say your Medpresident Sir, Surgeon General please!!! http://static.flickr.com/49/138068735_db3a62c0a1_t.jpg This will be one of my first assistants! ...generally...tim |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on May 1st, 2006, 8:04pm I am proud to announce that Tanner (Tim) will now be addressed as General Tanner he will be assuming the duties of Surgeon General. Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Kris_in_SJ on May 1st, 2006, 8:07pm Rodger - Why are you watching Fox News, anyway? For that matter, why is anyone watching Foc News? Kris |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by Ghost on May 2nd, 2006, 11:24am Ok if you wont grant me dept of Agriculture, at least make the Goat king of animals!!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;;D ;;D Mike |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on May 2nd, 2006, 1:09pm on 05/01/06 at 20:07:05, Kris_in_SJ wrote:
Easy it is FAIR AND BALANCED for the simple minded...oh I also watch CNN, BBC and a few others. Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by medic1852 on May 2nd, 2006, 1:10pm on 05/02/06 at 11:24:40, Ghost wrote:
Mike is now in charge of Agriculture,,, not to be confused with horticulture. Also all animals foreign and domestic. Rodger |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by BarbaraD on May 2nd, 2006, 9:14pm While you're passing out jobs .... I'd like to apply for head of the IRS. My first duty would be to REVISE the tax code to MAKE SENSE and be fair to ALL Americans - like maybe a flat tax across the board (no exceptions - you buy - you pay!) and elimate most of the IRS employees (like those idiots on the 800 numbers). Mr. Medprez, I feel this would raise more revenue and put the tax burden on those who can afford it. Thank you for your consideration. BD |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by clarence on May 3rd, 2006, 10:23am Quote:
Think about what this could mean for education grants/financial aid. I (and millions of others) could probably finish school with no educational debt. Wow, what a dream... Casey |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by rickyshot on May 3rd, 2006, 2:30pm Can I be minister of heath? First order of the day Take some of the grants that go to highly important projects such as the sex life of ants and put it into research into cluster headaches. Let us start of weekend to end clusters and migraines for that matter as the present meds are garbage no solution at all. Forget about the war on drugs. If there were a real war on drugs we would have bombed the fields of Columbia. Legalize all drugs even herion and crack. If anyone wants to kill themselves with that shit, let them go ahead. Spend the cash on arresting addicts, with all the court costs etc into prevention and education. All people who are convicted of molesting, torturing, abusing, raping and/or killing children should be put to death pure and simple. Ricky the draconian. |
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Title: Re: In Case I Disappear.......... Post by TomM on May 3rd, 2006, 2:56pm I officially throw my hat into the ring for Secretary of: http://www.atf.treas.gov/graphics/banner_0502_m1.jpg http://www.atf.treas.gov/graphics/banner_0502_l1.jpg My quals are: 1) I know how to drink and when to stop. 2) I know how to smoke. 3) I can shoot straight and qualified "E" for M-16, .45, Riot Shotgun, .22, Piantball, and Pellet Gun. 4) I've had explosive diarrhea, several times and probably will in the future. TomM for Sec. of ATF! 8) |
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