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(Message started by: pfunk on Apr 28^th, 2006, 12:18am)

Title: Border crossing! Pretty funny.
Post by pfunk on Apr 28^th, 2006, 12:18am

My cousin sent me this in an e-mail and I thought about some of you from the Boston area so I had to send this. No offense intended, just thought it was funny. LYG! ;) 8)

Pfunk

Subject: Border Crossing

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost
his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to
make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border.
"May I see your identification, please?" asks the agent.
"I'm sorry, but I lost my wallet," replies the guy. "Sure, buddy, I hear
that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says the agent.
"But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims.
"I have a picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a
picture of George Bush on the other."
"This I gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe drops his pants
and bends over in front of the agent.
"By golly, you're right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston."
"Thanks!" he says. "But how did you know I was from Boston?"

The agent replies, "I recognized the picture of Ted Kennedy in the middle."

Title: Re: Border crossing! Pretty funny.
Post by sandie99 on Apr 28^th, 2006, 3:37am

;;D

I've heard the same joke about Finnish politicians once.

Sanna

Title: Re: Border crossing! Pretty funny.
Post by Jonny on Apr 28^th, 2006, 2:23pm

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Edit to add: More fun ;;D
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