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(Message started by: chewy on Apr 26th, 2006, 12:38pm)
Title: Sex and Rubber
Post by chewy on Apr 26th, 2006, 12:38pm
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?


A Fuckin Goodyear !
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by kimmiedawn81 on Apr 26th, 2006, 12:42pm

on 04/26/06 at 12:38:04, chewy wrote:
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?


A Fuckin Goodyear !

LOL  [smiley=laugh.gif]
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by cootie on Apr 26th, 2006, 8:53pm
Guess 'silly putty' was the wrong answer........rubber side down Pam
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by pubgirl on Apr 26th, 2006, 8:56pm

on 04/26/06 at 12:38:04, chewy wrote:
If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms to make a tire what would you call it?


A Fuckin Goodyear !


We'd call it a tyre over here  ;;D
sex 365 days a year? =  someone without CH and not taking Verapamil -best willy drooper and contraceptive ever a Ch cycle + Verap.

Dubya da Brit
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by Dragnlance on Apr 26th, 2006, 9:31pm
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Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by FramCire on Apr 26th, 2006, 9:38pm
Interestingly enough, I believe Goodyear actually made the very first condoms.  
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by chewy on Apr 26th, 2006, 9:46pm

Quote:
I believe Goodyear actually made the very first condoms


Good thing it wasn't Firestone.

They have a lot of recalls due to blowouts.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by alchemy on Apr 26th, 2006, 9:52pm
would those goodyears be all season for traction in slippery conditions?
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by chewy on Apr 26th, 2006, 9:56pm
They are good in those tight spots to.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by alchemy on Apr 26th, 2006, 10:36pm
studded for her pleasure?
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by jimmers on Apr 26th, 2006, 10:36pm
If your short on cash you can reuse a condom!

Turn it inside out and shake the f&ck out of it ;;D

Jimmers
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by FramCire on Apr 27th, 2006, 12:49am

on 04/26/06 at 22:36:40, jimmers wrote:
If your short on cash you can reuse a condom!

Turn it inside out and shake the f&ck out of it ;;D

Jimmers



The original condom was NOT for 1 use only.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by Kevin_M on Apr 27th, 2006, 1:03am

on 04/27/06 at 00:49:48, FramCire wrote:
The original condom was NOT for 1 use only.


Other uses for the condom didn't catch on though.



http://socialitelife.com/images/ff032806.jpg
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by floridian on Apr 27th, 2006, 6:43am

on 04/26/06 at 21:38:18, FramCire wrote:
Interestingly enough, I believe Goodyear actually made the very first condoms.  


They invented sheep-skin??
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 27th, 2006, 6:53am
Kevin,

That's just too funny....   I'm thinking of Halloween... One can always go as a Good Year.....  :)

Hugs BD
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by chewy on Apr 27th, 2006, 6:57am

Quote:
One can always go as a Good Year.....    


Easy to mount.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by BobG on Apr 27th, 2006, 7:10am

Quote:
sex 365 times a year,  what would you call it?


I'd call it the year I had a heart attack.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by jimmers on Apr 27th, 2006, 8:11am
Does it count if your by yourself? ;;D

Jimmers
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by chewy on Apr 27th, 2006, 8:54am
In that case jusy burn down 365 condoms at once.

You aint gonna need em anyway.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by pubgirl on Apr 27th, 2006, 9:08am

on 04/27/06 at 06:43:46, floridian wrote:
They invented sheep-skin??


Flo-Jon (kind of Flo-Jo but male and without the fingernails and the "speed") ;;D

Wasn't it something rather more internal i.e. intestines. Also vague tinkling in brain said it was pig intestines??


W
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by LeLimey on Apr 27th, 2006, 9:17am
Hey Wendy... is that why they call it makin' bacon?! Just wond'rin...  ;;D
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by FramCire on Apr 27th, 2006, 9:38am

on 04/27/06 at 06:43:46, floridian wrote:
They invented sheep-skin??



They are credited with making the first mass produced rubber condom.  I should have been more detailed, I guess.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by chewy on Apr 27th, 2006, 10:38am
You know bud? You seem to know just a little tooooooooo much about condoms.  8)
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by FramCire on Apr 27th, 2006, 11:24am

on 04/27/06 at 10:38:40, chewy wrote:
You know bud? You seem to know just a little tooooooooo much about condoms.  8)



The cheap ones make good water balloons.  
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by LeLimey on Apr 27th, 2006, 11:26am

on 04/27/06 at 10:38:40, chewy wrote:
You know bud? You seem to know just a little tooooooooo much about condoms.  8)


Thats not a bad thing Chewtoy.. some peoples parents didn't know ENOUGH!  ;) :P
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by chewy on Apr 27th, 2006, 1:47pm
I have already condeded that I was concieved when my mother wasn't paying attention.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by echo on Apr 27th, 2006, 2:50pm
I figure I was concieved when my mother took serious what was poked at her in fun.
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by Charlie on Apr 27th, 2006, 6:22pm

Quote:
If your short on cash you can reuse a condom!


Come on. You never hung one over a pencil to dry out? http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/pound laugh.gif

Charlie
Title: Re: Sex and Rubber
Post by jimmers on Apr 27th, 2006, 10:47pm
I've never used one! Ya gotta get laid first. ;;D

Jimmers

Right Don?


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