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(Message started by: Dragnlance on Apr 24^th, 2006, 4:23pm)

Title: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by Dragnlance on Apr 24^th, 2006, 4:23pm

BE GLAD YOUR NOT THE RECEIVING END OF SOME OF THESE………….

Performance Evaluations:

For everyone who has ever had or given an evaluation

- These are actual quotes taken from comments on federal government
employee performance evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and
has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a
definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat

in a trap."

5. "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change
feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to
achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the
better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together."

11. "A gross ignoramus -- 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

15. "He's been working with glue too much."

16. "He would argue with a signpost."

17. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

18. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

19. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other

one."

20. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

21. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

22. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

23. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't
coming."

24. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out
looking for it."

25. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a
week."

26. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

27. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

28. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

29. "One neuron short of a synapse."

30. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

31. "Takes him 2 hours to watch '60-minutes'."

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by Jonny on Apr 24^th, 2006, 4:32pm

on 04/24/06 at 16:23:53, Dragnlance wrote:

32. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead

LMMFAO!!!!! ;;D

Reminds me of someone here (Ryhmes with "Gee"....LOL )

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by chewy on Apr 24^th, 2006, 4:35pm

Quote:

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

Sort of like a credit rating? LMAO

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by Ghost on Apr 24^th, 2006, 5:06pm

Quote:

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all
together."

Ever feel like your plastic thingy was missing?
I know I have!!!! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] 8)

Mike

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by Margi on Apr 24^th, 2006, 5:30pm

on 04/24/06 at 16:32:17, Jonny wrote:

LMMFAO!!!!! ;;D

Reminds me of someone here (Ryhmes with "Gee"....LOL )

you better watch it, Jonny, or Ree's gonna slap you upside the head.

;)

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by Jonny on Apr 24^th, 2006, 5:32pm

Somehow I knew that would come up.....LMMFAO ;;D

In no way is it Ree, shes my girl :-*

You trouble maker, Margi.....LMAO :-*

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 24^th, 2006, 6:43pm

There's a lot of US who could take offense to that Jonny :D

But when my IQ reaches 50, I'm gonna sell!!!!

Hugs BD (rhymes with Gee)

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by Charlotte on Apr 24^th, 2006, 6:50pm

Dear Dances With Monsters, lmao!

Making copies for my friends, here.

Charlotte

Title: Re: Be Happy this isn't about you
Post by Dragnlance on Apr 25^th, 2006, 8:26am

I love # 4 Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."