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(Message started by: JenniferD on Apr 20^th, 2006, 10:15am)

Title: - Who Said That? -
Post by JenniferD on Apr 20^th, 2006, 10:15am

Time for a little history tune-up with "WHO SAID IT": It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurant
owner, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775."

"Very good!" apprised the teacher. "Now, who said, Government of the people by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response except from Pedro, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863."

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!"

She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded.
Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now, with almost a
mob hysteria, the teacher said, "You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you!"

Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor;
someone said, "Oh shit, we're in big trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003."

Finally, as someone throws an eraser at Pedro, someone shouted "Duck"! The revived teacher asked, "Who said that? Pedro: "Dick Cheney, 2006."

;;D

Title: Re: - Who Said That? -
Post by burnt-toast on Apr 20^th, 2006, 11:27am

Pedro know his American History - Ain't bad with current events either! ::) [smiley=laugh.gif]

Tom

Title: Re: - Who Said That? -
Post by Ghost on Apr 20^th, 2006, 11:32am

;;D [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=headbanger.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Give me pedro or give me death! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Jose can you see.....

;;D ;;D ;;D ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] 8)

Title: Re: - Who Said That? -
Post by Langa on Apr 20^th, 2006, 12:45pm

[smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: - Who Said That? -
Post by marlinsfan on Apr 20^th, 2006, 5:23pm

Vote for Pedro!