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(Message started by: aprilbee on Apr 20^th, 2006, 9:08am)

Title: For the CH mamas....
Post by aprilbee on Apr 20^th, 2006, 9:08am

Subject: Every woman’s prayer!!!!

Now I lay me Down to sleep I pray the Lord My shape to keep.

Please no wrinkles Please no bags And please lift my butt Before it sags.

Please no age spots Please no gray And as for my belly, Please take it away.

Please keep me healthy Please keep me young,

! And thank you Dear Lord

For all that you've done.

Five tips for a woman....

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.

Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

I love this family, thank you for being here.... :-*

Title: Re: For the CH mamas....
Post by wildhaus on Apr 20^th, 2006, 11:35am

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job. check

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. check

3. It is important to find a man you can count on! and doesn't lie to you. check

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. check

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other. tks. aprilbee, I didnt know I suffer from split personality....

Michael

P.S
My better half loved it...... [smiley=huh.gif]

Title: Re: For the CH mamas....
Post by Ghost on Apr 20^th, 2006, 11:36am

Me too!!! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D ;) 8)

Title: Re: For the CH mamas....
Post by Langa on Apr 20^th, 2006, 12:43pm

Quote:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

I'm ashamed to admit this one damn near tore me up... [smiley=spit.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

Langa

Title: Re: For the CH mamas....
Post by Melissa on Apr 20^th, 2006, 12:54pm

on 04/20/06 at 09:08:03, aprilbee wrote:

And please lift my butt, Before it sags.

Too late. :-[

lol, ty and yw ;)

:)mel

Title: Re: For the CH mamas....
Post by sandie99 on Apr 20^th, 2006, 1:52pm

This was great, thanks! ;)

Sanna