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(Message started by: JenniferD on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:29pm)

Title: How to train a husband
Post by JenniferD on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:29pm

Bake the world's most delicious chocolate chip cookies.

Bake them regularly.

Get him addicted.

THEN STOP MAKING THEM.

Wait at least 2 weeks.

Call and leave a message on his cell phone, that you have just baked his favorite COOKIES.

Husband is trained when he calls back to say, "I just got your message and I am on my way home. As soon as I got the message, I told 'em, I gotta go!"

LOL

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Ghost on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:38pm

SEX works better! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Every day for 2 weeks, then 2 more, then 2 more ect.... ;;D ;;D ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] :-*

Mike

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by BobG on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:39pm

on 04/19/06 at 16:29:46, JenniferD wrote:

Bake the world's most delicious chocolate chip cookies.

Bake them regularly.

Get him addicted.

THEN STOP MAKING THEM.

Wait at least 2 weeks.

Call and leave a message on his cell phone, that you have just baked his favorite COOKIES.

Husband calls back to say, "Do your cookies fill out a sweater like my new secretary's do?
LOL

There, fixed it.

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by medic1852 on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:44pm

I gotta agree with Mike on this one...cookies would not work that well on me...Hell I can cook myself...But some good hot sex...that is a different story..

Rodger [smiley=deal2.gif]

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by marlinsfan on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:45pm

If you keep making him wait for cookies, he'll start to look for cookies somewhere else ;)

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Jonny on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:49pm

on 04/19/06 at 16:45:42, marlinsfan wrote:

If you keep making him wait for cookies, he'll start to look for cookies somewhere else ;)

Thats the damn truth!!...LOL ;;D

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by JenniferD on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:50pm

oh I doubt he'll be looking elsewhere LOL

the ONLY thing that was withheld recently was the cookies ;)

and even if he had a secretary, he is quite happy with MY sweater lol

YOU GUYS ARE ROTTEN [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Jonny on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:52pm

on 04/19/06 at 16:50:31, JenniferD wrote:

oh I doubt he'll be looking elsewhere LOL

the ONLY thing that was withheld recently was the cookies ;)

and even if he had a secretary, he is quite happy with MY ~~sweater~~ sister lol

YOU GUYS ARE ROTTEN [smiley=laugh.gif]

;;D

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by JenniferD on Apr 19^th, 2006, 4:56pm

on 04/19/06 at 16:52:31, Jonny wrote:

;;D

IN HIS DREAMS roflmao

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by BarbaraD on Apr 19^th, 2006, 6:31pm

Back in my "younger days" (and NO kids I haven't ALWAYS been OLD!!!) I read this book on how to train a husband SO.....

I dressed up in Saran Wrap and called Bill at work. His secretary said he was in a meeting - I told secretary it was an emergency -- when Bill got on the phone (how did I know he was taking it in the "meeting" room!) I just said, "I want your body - NOW! Come home!" He almost had a heart attack, but mumbled something like, "We'll talk about it when I get home!" I said, "I can't wait - come home NOW!" and hung up!

He was home in 15 minutes (it was a 30 minute drive) and I was hysterical. seems to make it really a moment to remember I had locked all the doors knowing Bill never carried a house key. My PLAN was to throw open the door and yell, "surprise!" When the doorbell rang, I followed my plan and threw open the door and the next door neighbor almost wet his pants! I don't think he ever let me live that one down. But he did suggest his wife try it. :)

Be careful with your training...... :-[

Hugs BD

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Drk^Angel on Apr 19^th, 2006, 8:23pm

Lucky neighbor...

PFDAN.................................................. Drk^Angel

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Jonny on Apr 19^th, 2006, 8:28pm

At the next convention Barb and I are going to wrap each other in saran wrap and make a beer run.....YEEEHAW!!!!

Just like old times, Mom....LOL ;;D

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Linda_Howell on Apr 19^th, 2006, 10:26pm

My best airfare is 900.00, round trip to get to Milwaukee.

I'd pay twice that to see this:

Quote:

Jonny Posted on: Today at 5:28pm
At the next convention Barb and I are going to wrap each other in saran wrap and make a beer run.....

Linda

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Dragnlance on Apr 19^th, 2006, 11:00pm

BarbaraD wrote:

Quote:

When the doorbell rang, I followed my plan and threw open the door and the next door neighbor almost wet his pants!

Drk^Angel wrote

Quote:

Lucky neighbor...

You dont want to see my neighbor dark, you wouldnt think it so lucky if you lived thru it (my eyes, my eyes!!!)

http://www.jahsonic.com/QuentinMassys.jpg

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Ghost on Apr 20^th, 2006, 8:43am

Isnt it strange the power CHenz have over us guys.

Here is proof of their power.

A little boy and a little girl, both about eight years old, were playing in the sandbox. Unexpectedly, the little boy farts, causing a little sand between
his legs to shift. The little girl notices, and squeals with laughter,

"How'd you do that," she asks.

Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted.."

"Can I try it," she asks?"

"Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."

She concentrates as she strains and grunts. Suddenly, there's a huge
explosion, the sides of the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out, and the
little boy is thrown 20 feet, ending up against a tree. He groggily gets to
his feet,runs back to where the little girl is. He finds her laying on the ground,
out cold , flat on her back, spread eagle. Cur! iously, he lifts up her dress,
peeks underneath, and loudly exclaims,

"Just what I thought ... DUAL EXHAUST."

Mike

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;;D 8) ;)

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by aprilbee on Apr 20^th, 2006, 9:11am

on 04/19/06 at 16:38:34, Ghost wrote:

SEX works better! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
Every day for 2 weeks, then 2 more, then 2 more ect.... ;;D ;;D ;) [smiley=laugh.gif] :-*

Mike

Hmph....only if he wants it more than you....I can't get anything from my husband...found his favorite position on the couch and that's all she wrote!! I think the cookies would work much better!! ;) ;;D

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by imnotbub on Apr 20^th, 2006, 10:22am

What are cookies, and why do I feel like I'm missing something? [smiley=bigcry.gif]

I thought sex was something for single people.

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by JenniferD on Apr 20^th, 2006, 10:23am

I hear ya April! I thought it was women who supposedly always said, Honey I'm tired. He keeps asking me if I'm tryin to kill him! Sheesh, isn't it the guys who are supposed to be complaining that they never get any?????

Chocolate chip cookies = sugar = ENERGY SNACKS lol

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Charlotte on Apr 20^th, 2006, 1:29pm

Very funny, you guys. We all know you can't train a husband. You just take 'em or leave 'em.

Could someone email me a picture of Barbara & Jonny at the convention if they do that beer run?

Charlotte

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by aprilbee on Apr 20^th, 2006, 2:12pm

on 04/20/06 at 10:23:28, JenniferD wrote:

Glad I'm not alone!!! :D I thought the same thing, I always ask him if his friends are jealous that his wife is constantly begging for it and he just looks at me like I'm crazy... ::) I need a boyfriend... ;)

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Jasmyn on Apr 21^st, 2006, 5:42am

[smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif] [smiley=crackup.gif]

This is too funny... the 2 sides of the coin ;)

Title: Re: How to train a husband
Post by Ghost on Apr 21^st, 2006, 12:21pm

And wouldn't you know it I found a 3 sided coin! [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] ;) :-*

Mike