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(Message started by: Jimi on Apr 19^th, 2006, 3:59pm)

Title: Let's Pretend We're Married
Post by Jimi on Apr 19^th, 2006, 3:59pm

A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!"

After a moment of silence, he farted.

Laugh every day, it's like inner jogging~

Title: Re: Let's Pretend We're Married
Post by BobG on Apr 19^th, 2006, 5:49pm

I'm jogging on the inside [smiley=laugh.gif]

If you can't beat 'em

gas 'em.

Title: Re: Let's Pretend We're Married
Post by Langa on Apr 19^th, 2006, 6:11pm

:P :P :P :P :P