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Title: In Jonny world.... Post by Jonny on Apr 17th, 2006, 8:32pm Every American would take home every dime they earn and put it in their bank account, at the end of every third month they would have to sit down and write a check to the goverment. Shit would fly in Jonny's world, the welfare baby factories would soon go out of biz ;;D Welcome to Jonny world ;;D |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by PL259 on Apr 17th, 2006, 8:37pm No doubt it's tax day :D |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Jonny on Apr 17th, 2006, 8:45pm And I would move that 4th and last payment of the year to the day before the presidential election....this way you will have four years to realise what is being done to you and the pols will be shitting their pants to help you and get your vote. |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by floridian on Apr 17th, 2006, 9:22pm on 04/17/06 at 20:32:40, Jonny wrote:
The welfare caseload has gone down by 54% since 1996, if you can believe George Bush. There is now a two year limit on a welfare term with a 5 year lifetime limit, so the bogey-women who churn out babies for a fat government check haven't been paid in a few years. http://www.whitehouse.gov/infocus/welfarereform/ The shit would fly when you cut defense, medicare and social security, which together account for over half of the budget. Foreign Aid amounts to a massive one percent of the budget, and half of that is military foreign aid (and Iraq and Israel get most of that). Good luck, your majesty!! http://www.kowaldesign.com/budget/images/interest.gif |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Jonny on Apr 17th, 2006, 9:30pm on 04/17/06 at 21:22:27, floridian wrote:
Thanks for putting words in my mouth that I never said. Chewy, put his ass in the stocks, pronto! ;;D |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by FramCire on Apr 17th, 2006, 9:40pm I have ways to make up any budget problems for our government: Nobody would have to pay taxes if they taxed every clusterhead an extra $0.10 per cigarette they smoked. Also, what if they charged $50 per month (with insurance) for triptans and only gave you 6 doses for a month. (crap, they already do that) If they charged Jonny an extra $.25 per beer he drinks. Just my political ideas, I bet they don't fly well here. P.S. I'm just kidding folks. Mostly wanted to take a few shots at Jonny (friendly shots, of course) |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by maffumatt on Apr 17th, 2006, 9:44pm http://www.kowaldesign.com/budget/images/interest.gif 13 percent to the interest for the debt, I would hope that is being fiscaly conservitive to pay it off faster. Thats one thing I don't like about Bush, he spends like its going out of style. Matt |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Drk^Angel on Apr 17th, 2006, 9:45pm I say dump that 27% for other... Damn other gets all our taxes... Who is this other anyways? PFDAN.............................................. Drk^Angel |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by BobG on Apr 17th, 2006, 9:54pm I'll go for the federal sales tax and get rid of the IRS. |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 18th, 2006, 6:42am Welcome to Jonny world ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Are there rides at Jonny World ? |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by JenniferD on Apr 18th, 2006, 6:54am on 04/18/06 at 06:42:16, zwibbs/Scott wrote:
zwibby, ya shoulda never gone there man...never. But ya just HAD to ask that one, huh? Ladies, be afraid. Be very afraid. :P LOL |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by chewy on Apr 18th, 2006, 6:58am Quote:
Of course. Except no one is tall enough to ride them, http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/bgull2/imbored_cookiefear.jpg |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by BarbaraD on Apr 18th, 2006, 7:01am on 04/17/06 at 21:54:38, BobG wrote:
Can't do that Bob -- that would be logical.... and you know damn well OUR government can't do anything logical. It would just be too simple!!!! A 10% Fed sales tax on everything you buy (you buy you PAY) would collect more money and THEN it could be distributed. NO other taxes.... But when this was suggested they started trying to "improve" on it and give breaks for this that and the other -- defeated the whole thing! It wasn't FAIR to the rich because they SPEND more! Oh poor things!!! Get a clue.... you SPEND - you PAY!! That was the idea!!!! Oh well.... Hugs BD |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by zwibbs/Scott on Apr 18th, 2006, 7:29am behind Jonny World..................................................................................................................................................................................http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g50/zwibbs11/vectorsss20060328123806funnyfile1.jpg |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Rock_Lobster on Apr 18th, 2006, 9:07am Special Interest groups... http://www.bbc.co.uk/teens/lads/pictures/babes/images/jodie-marsh_640x480.jpg |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Melissa on Apr 18th, 2006, 9:46am That girl needs some mashed taters and gravy and a chocolate bar... or 5. :P Oh, and if she wore shoes like that in my car on the seats, she'd get a beaten!!! |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Rock_Lobster on Apr 18th, 2006, 10:11am on 04/18/06 at 09:46:15, Melissa wrote:
Cannot argue with that. Back of a pickup truck would be better. |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by seasonalboomer on Apr 18th, 2006, 10:49am on 04/18/06 at 09:46:15, Melissa wrote:
she might get a spankin' from me. ooohhh you bad, bad girl! |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Jonny on Apr 18th, 2006, 5:44pm on 04/18/06 at 06:54:17, JenniferD wrote:
Hee Hee Hee ;;D |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Sandy_C on Apr 18th, 2006, 5:56pm on 04/17/06 at 20:32:40, Jonny wrote:
Eh, question pleeeze. If we get to take home every dime we earn (which sounds really really good), how much of those dimes we have collected do we have to send to the government every third month? :-/ You do realize that if our government, in their infinite wisdom [smiley=hurl.gif] simplified the tax code as you are somewhat suggesting, EVERY ONE of those dimes would have to be sent in every third month. >:( because they would have already spent it before the got it. But, I wanna visit Jonny World. Do you have roller coasters? Why not, the tax code/government does? Love ya Jonny, we're all a tad bit poorer today, aren't we. Sandy |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Jonny on Apr 18th, 2006, 6:02pm on 04/18/06 at 17:56:22, Sandy_C wrote:
The key to bringing all your money home in Jonny world is, that you would see JUST how must is being sucked out of you. Thats when the NEW Boston tea party would begin!!!! |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by Charlie on Apr 18th, 2006, 6:14pm Quote:
Remember the $400 tax rebate some years ago? Comedian Lewis Black said that it was akin to having your Congressman come to your door and piss on your foot. http://www.netsync.net/users/charlies/gifs/die laughing.gif Charlie |
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Title: Re: In Jonny world.... Post by dennisoc on Apr 21st, 2006, 2:31am I'm glad jonny is in charge |
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