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Title: Is this what it is like??? Post by Dragnlance on Apr 17th, 2006, 7:33pm On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Texas stands up in the rear of the plane. He is handsome: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt . . . . . . . . . One button at a time . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . No one moves . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He removes his shirt . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Muscles ripple across his chest . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . She gasps . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He whispers. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Iron this . . . and then get me a beer." |
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Title: Re: Is this what it is like??? Post by kimmiedawn81 on Apr 17th, 2006, 7:39pm Ha ha, you're gonna be in so much trouble with us ladies! I'll let them handle you! |
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Title: Re: Is this what it is like??? Post by TxBasslady on Apr 18th, 2006, 3:39am LMAO.... [smiley=laugh.gif] No..no...you got that wrong....that dude was from Massachusetts ::) I just know he was :-/ *sigh* Jean |
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