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(Message started by: medic1852 on Apr 14^th, 2006, 7:23pm)

Title: Friday Night Funnys, Caution!
Post by medic1852 on Apr 14^th, 2006, 7:23pm

I hope that each of you find something on here that will put a smile on your face...The caution is for the video links at the bottom, Some are not appropriate for the kiddos.. but they are all funny.
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I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts
with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is
140.

The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5' 5".

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" I scream, "When I came in here I was tall
and slender! Now I'm short and fat!"
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Water and Wine Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day,
at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria
found in feces, in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Doo Doo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquors)
because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

WATER = Doo Doo

WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of Doo Doo, drink WINE!!!

It is better to drink wine and talk Doo Doo than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information,

I am doing it as a public service.

Have a nice day...
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Living will

Me and my better half were sitting in the living room and I said to
her,
" Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state,
dependent on
some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just
pull the
plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all my beer .
Bitch !
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Grandma and Grandpa were visiting their kids overnight. When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills.

The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive."

"How much?" asked Grandpa.

"$10.00 a pill," answered the son.

"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow."

Later the next morning, the son found $110.00 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."

I know," said Grandpa.........."The hundred is from Grandma."
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http://www.davidbessler.com/pulldown/pipecleaner_dance.html

http://media.putfile.com/va-y-avoir-du-sport

http://media.putfile.com/Funny-Cats-Compilation

http://media.putfile.com/PianoBrothers

http://media.putfile.com/cantstoplaughing

Rodger

Title: Re: Friday Night Funnys, Caution!
Post by Guiseppi on Apr 14^th, 2006, 8:23pm

I'm no cat lover but the cat video is too damned funny!!!

Guiseppi

Title: Re: Friday Night Funnys, Caution!
Post by Jonny on Apr 14^th, 2006, 9:01pm

May I add to the funny?

http://livedigital.com/content/6197/p4

Funny dude, RIP Mitch!

Title: Re: Friday Night Funnys, Caution!
Post by medic1852 on Apr 14^th, 2006, 9:17pm

You can never have too many funnies Jonny!
Rodger