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(Message started by: Ghost on Apr 13^th, 2006, 8:08am)

Title: Med/Trivia
Post by Ghost on Apr 13^th, 2006, 8:08am

How do you tell the difference between the oral and rectal thermometer?

Good luck! ;;D [smiley=laugh.gif] ;)

Mike

Title: Re: Med/Trivia
Post by LeLimey on Apr 13^th, 2006, 8:11am

Well duh.. you ask your husband or kids of course! ::)

Title: Re: Med/Trivia
Post by Paul98 on Apr 13^th, 2006, 8:18am

If it tastes yucky, use the other one. ;;D

-P.

Title: Re: Med/Trivia
Post by FramCire on Apr 13^th, 2006, 8:21am

1. By the smile on the thermometers face.

2. By the smile on the patient's face.

3. If it isn't in the patient's mouth, it should be obvious.

4. Smell it.

5. The anal thermometer keeps his house cleaner.

Title: Re: Med/Trivia
Post by Ghost on Apr 13^th, 2006, 8:58am

Paul wins!!!!!!

The Taste :o :o :o :o 8) ::) [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]

Title: Re: Med/Trivia
Post by Lizzie2 on Apr 13^th, 2006, 9:28pm

Gross....

Blue - oral

Red - rectal

Hope yer not color blind. ;)

Carrie :)

Title: Re: Med/Trivia
Post by Ueli on Apr 13^th, 2006, 10:06pm

A big shot business man had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his employees.

None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature."

After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I cannot use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his rear end.

After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She leaves the door to his room open on her way out. He curses under his breath as he hears people walking past his door laughing.

After almost an hour, the man's doctor comes into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor.

Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?"

After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Well, no. I guess I haven't. Not with a carnation anyway."

;;D [smiley=smokin.gif] ;;D

Title: Re: Med/Trivia
Post by Jasmyn on Apr 14^th, 2006, 7:24am

[smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=laugh.gif]
I hope it was a red carnation.